Ali Lohan Is Dying

December 15th, 2011 // 173 Comments

What you’re looking are just released photos of Ali Lohan in Hawaii on Monday and not a bleached white starving Ethopian robbing a CD store only to be thwarted by a gust of wind. Then again, I’ve been wrong about so, so many things before. Right, Reese Witherspoon’s uterus? (I know you were vacuumed.)

Photos: Flynet

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  1. pretty vacant

    WATCH. UR. BACK. GISELE.

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    Cock Dr
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    Breast implants? Those look big for someone who is junkie thin.

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    erin
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    she’s about to be 18 though…a little more into puberty than 14…i’d be very surprised if she was just skinny

  4. Steelerchick

    Who the hell gave her a modelling contract? Humane Society??

  5. VEGAN

    Eat some quinoa!!

  6. whatevs

    She looks like a lot of high fashion runway models these days. So for those of you wondering how she could be a model… that’s how. They look interesting on stage with the fancy clothes, hair and makeup, but in every day life, they look like THIS.

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    Employee
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    A strong breeze kicked up

  8. Alex

    So where’s Randal’s thoughts on this? I simply can’t wait.

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    martin
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    She just need a boyfriend, thats all…
    then she would eat more constantly.

  10. I complain a lot

    She looks like Russel Brand

  11. Archie_Leach

    Hope Dina’s taken out a big life insurance policy on Ali with herself as the sole beneficiary..

    Would be a terrible shame if Dina didn’t profit from Ali’s death.

  12. Holland

    She’ll keel over & die. Then the whole famewhore family will be on tv sobbing how they “really tried to save her”

    It’s sad but this chick doesn’t have a chance in hell…

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    bewbs
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    at least she still has tits!

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    Venom
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    Light as a feather, stiff as a board.

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    Commented on this photo:

    Off to the left, Linds just took a good hard snort.

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    undercover
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    Now I am not as certain as to which Lohan sister will die first…I thought Lindsey was a shoe-in.

  17. Lucas

    Really though, it definitely looks like it’s more than just a teenage-high-metabolism situation. Her hair is absolutely ragged. Clearly she’s deprived of some nutrients/vitamins, probably from lack of food. One of the trademarks of an eating disorder.

  18. Ron

    The Superficial – Because we know being POS douche bags gets more traffic.

    I don’t know why I continue to click on links to this site. It actually pisses me off more and more.

    • thermos

      the reason u keep coming back here is to see if there are any pics of u out partying last nite wearing that see-thru outfit.
      right Dina?

      • I think that one is probably Lindsay. If it were Dina, she’d have found a way to spin it as a positive, a la “Randal” above. Lindsay’s just angry.

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    Chris
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    Get her a Sammich… She’s floating away!!!!!

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    Lissa
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    This is not a case of being young. She’s over 5’5, and she weighs like 100lbs. Do the math. This is called an eating disorder.

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    Garrison
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    Sandusky is going to love him… (her?)

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    Rena Reynolds
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    Fat bitch!

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    fatimavh
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    OMG. Poor famished orphan!

  24. Megan

    omg this girl is so fugly. How unfortunate.

    • Blech

      Post a photo of yourelf, you fat cunt.

      • Clarence Beeks

        what the fuck is that? Ali IS ugly. You must be a Lohan, or a friend of them to take the comment so personally.

        why does somebody have to be fat and ugly to post on the internet?

        yeesh.

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    Mike Hawk
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    There’s nothing natural about her weight at this moment AND her skeletor-like structure has nothing to do with her age. She used to weigh at least 15lbs more, probably closer to 20, until recently. As someone else mentioned on the original post, she wants to pursue a career as a model and has obviously dropped a significant of weight in her pursuit…and I’m gonna go ahead and guess that, by the looks of her, it wasn’t done healthily.

  26. mommy swami

    Shame on her parents. Shame! They were blessed with normal, healthy children; now they’ve turned on child into a druggie and they other into a walking sack of bones.

  27. Beatriz

    Really? And what, Victoria’s Secret models aren’t too skinny? Lol

  28. Skeletor

    Yuck. She’s waaay to fat.

  29. Jon and Kate plus Hate

    Rainy days and breakfast get me down

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    G
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    Paper or Plastic?

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    Eli
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    Pancake boohonkey!

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    Aya
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    Was windy that day, hah?

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    nomo
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    She looks like a horse.

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    Weaselmouse
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    This is what I’ll look like when I get cancer one day.

  35. We know she’s a virgin ’cause if any guy had fucked her to this point, she’d be a paraplegic for the sake of a smashed, beyond operable pelvic bone.

  36. Obviously, it’s because Lindsay is eating all the food in the house.

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    b
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    i think she looks good

  38. Dri

    Is it me or no one has written about how Leann Rimes must be envious of Ali? Because this is exactly what i think this post need in the comment. never get tired of it.

  39. Jessesgirl

    Meth is one hell of a drug

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    Frank Burns
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    That’s not a CD, its her dinner plate.

  41. mrsmass

    does she even have a rib cage, or did she have some removed? i thought her face was disgusting, but the profile shot of her body is just beyond anything natural/normal.

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    Jen
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    Her feet look like too much sunless tanner…but clearly that’s not the issue here.

  43. max

    why the fuck do u have to call her an ethiopian for what do u think all ethiopians are starving u guys are so ignorant

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    creep
    Commented on this photo:

    follow my thought: this girl doesn’t eat, so she doesn’t poop, obviously, so it’s perfectly fine to rim her ahole, because it’s totally clean. Can I hear an Amen?

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    Bri
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    She is so ugly!! She looks like one of these geeky nasty girls that didn’t know how to wash their hair in highschool. She isn’t pretty at all her model pic are just as ugly she looks like a 12 year old boy in a greasy, stringy wig!!!

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    Lexi
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    She looks great!!! Keep the weight off Ali.

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    UpperEastSide
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    Wow. Is that disgusting/disturbing/nasty. Typical Lohan.

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    Buddy the Elf
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    N A S T Y.

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    Star Droppings
    Commented on this photo:

    “Does this wedgie make me look fat?”

  50. Ali Lohan Anorexic Skinny Hawaii
    Commented on this photo:

    Wait…Zombies are real!?

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