What you’re looking are just released photos of Ali Lohan in Hawaii on Monday and not a bleached white starving Ethopian robbing a CD store only to be thwarted by a gust of wind. Then again, I’ve been wrong about so, so many things before. Right, Reese Witherspoon’s uterus? (I know you were vacuumed.)
Photos: Flynet
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all I can say is WOW… poor thing.
ICK NAST.
Some people have a hard time keeping weight on, especially at such a young age as Ali. She obviously has a very active metabolism and life style but in time, it will start to slow down.
The heroin chic look was a huge hit in the fashion industry years ago and trends do have a way of being fashionable again. Personally, Ali is on the cutting edge of making it popular a second time around.
Randal
Randal, I’m not sure if you’re the real deal, or if this is performance art, but either way, Bra-vo!
hard time keeping weight on? she USED to be like 20 pounds heavier, so she deliberately lost weight in pursuit of a modeling career….theres nothing cutting edge about her look.. shes still a butterface, just a skinny one now.
OK Dina (Randal), you can stop justifying all your kids addicted to slut dust calling it ‘cutting edge’. More like cutting coke lines. Her hair is dirty and matted, her clothes are filthy w/her no-ass-at-all hanging out and she’s wearing $2.00 flip flops from Old Navy. GO TO COLLEGE. YOUR FAMILY BULLSHIT HAS EVISCERATED YOUR CREDIBILITY!
She wasn’t 20 pounds heavier. Maybe 10 at her heaviest. Ali was always slender, she wasn’t even average weight.
*gasp of horror*
The title made me snort, but then I looked at the pictures.. and felt bad for initially finding it amusing.. This is really sad looking :/ How old is she ?
In normal kid years, she’s 16. In “My parents are exploitative fame-whores who’ve pimped me out as a celebrity from the day I was born” years, she’s about 100.
She’s 18 years old the Friday after next Friday. She’s born Dec. 22, 1993.
Guess she had to out skinny Calista Flockhart and LeAnn Rimes.
fap fap fap!
(ashamed & embarrassed)
There’s no mass there for gravity to work with. She’s blowing around like a balloon.
Heh!
What a fucked up family.
shut the fuck up
Lindsay, jeesh. Your family *is* fucked up. Look at yourselves. Get some non-chemical therapy.
No he is isn’t an asshole he just being honest. Let me say it again. “WHAT A FUCKED UP FAMILY.” LOL It probably is Lindsay or one of their assistants.
I like skinny girls but that’s too much please someone give this girl a cheeseburger xD
I love skinny girls but this is too much, please somebody gives this girl a cheeseburger xD
Can’t ever be too rich or too skinny.
She’s a Lohan…so that rules out the “rich” part.She’s a Lohan…so that rules out the “rich” part.
But what about the “rich” part?
So nice, she had to say it twice,
I was unaware Rain Man used the Superficial website. “So, that rules out the rich part. Definately, definately…that rules out the rich part.”
Cocaine’s a helluva drug.
Somebody opened a car door nearby.
LOL
She looks like one of those guys that were in a concentration camp, starved to death before they were required to take a shower in the gas chamber.
Haha, that’s funny…?
I don’t know if May was trying to be funny or not but if you make this a black and white pic then it would really resemble what she described.
I made it a black-and-white pic, but no. The women of Auschwitz never had that much hair or showed that much leg.
“Women of Auschwitz”, where do I buy this skin mag?
There is no mag. Only a calendar.
Actually… there is no calendar, only a list…
The weight of that CD just broke her arm.
But she looks so happy . . . I’m sure there’s nothing wrong here.
Well wouldn’t you wake up smiling every day if Michael and Dina Lohan were your parents and big sis Lindsey Lohan was the closest thing in your life to a role model?
Her hair also appears to be falling out, and she’s got some male patten baldness going there.
What, exactly, am I supposed to be looking at here?
her gross feet
Yeah, what is up with the foot color?
She needs to cut down on the burrito’s the tubby cow!
FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT
BOOOHOO NO ONE LOVES ME…EVERYONE ONLY CARES ABOUT LINDSEY! SO TAKE THIS SANDWICH MAAAAHHMMM AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR CACKAHOO!
clearly the most lucid and intelligent comment ever to grace this site!
Cackahoo. Noted.
Oh GOD!
Boob job?
No thanks, I just finished a bar of soap.
We could make a game out of this. Who kicks the can first, Lindsey or Ali? That’s wrong I know…
Sorry, i farted, and seem to have blown you off your feet. Speaking of blown …
Comments are pretty harsh. She may be a spoiled rich whore like Lindsay, but she’s only 18 years old. Do you remember when you were 18? She’s either extremely anorexic, on drugs, or both. I can only hope her welfare gets taken out of the hands of her family and someone who has a soul gets her back on track. She deserves a chance to be semi-normal.
Harsh comments about an 18 year old attention-whore from the first family of famewhores on a website called “The Superficial”. Perhaps you thought you were visiting a blog called “The Sensitive”. Sheesh…don’t waste your energy defending a Lohan. Her brothers manage to keep themselves out of the limelight and they can gain (or lose) all the weight they want. We won’t comment because they aren’t calling the paps on themselves nor do we care!!
Karen, so what if she’s a Lohen–it’s not relevant to her
obvious health issues. By the way she’s 16.
And just because all of us read The Superficial for
the witty writing (sometimes Fish–don’t get a big head) and
a good laugh, there is NOTHING funny about this girl’s
weight. Nothing.
Hi, when I was 18, I was in college, healthy and not on drugs. Pretty sure that speaks for the majority of the 18-year-old demographic.
She’s not on drugs.
I would agree if she was just a normal girl trying to live a discreet life. But she WANTS to be famous. Tried to have a reality show, a music career, and now is a MODEL (though I do not know how she ever got signed, I think she is so unattractive).
Game on.
From Wikipedia: “Ali Lohan began her career as a Ford Model at age 3…” So there you go. She was a cute baby. And apparently, “Vogue Bambini” is a thing.
You don’t have to be pretty to be a high fashion model. That’s what hair and make up is for. You just have to be very tall and skinny.
like you said, she’s 18. she’s not 12. her “welfare” is fucked.
Dina better act fast or her backup cash cow is going to tip over.
She is sick and that’s all that’s going on here. From drugs or an eating disorder, she needs to find intervention real soon.
And to think, she was totally on track to be a butter-face skank with a banging body…
Why is Fish posting decades old photos of Karen Carpenter?
she should hang out with jlove hewitt.. that way she’ll start appreciating food again
Four degrees to her right and she’d have been invisible.
A+
The big question should be why does she have a CD? Is she too broke to get an mp3 player?
WTF is a MP3 player??? Way to aim high for relevancy.
This is not even funny, she is going to die.
Everybody’s eventually going to die. Between then & now, I plan on laughing my ass off at all the freaks and weirdos.
Yeah, I can’t laugh at this either. And her family, and the Lohans’ overall reputation, is so fucked up that I don’t blame her for doing this to herself… Sigh.
We wonder about Lindsay but this girl’s gonna go…
Fuckin’ fatass. Get on a treadmill, tubby.
Good work Ali, just three more pounds until you start to become transparent!
Jesus Lord it is painful to look at her. Poor thing looks like she’d snap in half if she sneezed too hard.
I’m not sure why this is shocking. This is what “high fashion” models look like now, and I’m not being facetious. She’s gotta stay in line! Perfect for clothes, gross in real life…
I know! She can still stand to lost at least 10-15 more pounds! What a slacker.
My God, this is not funny. She has a mother who is pushing her into losing weight so that she can collect money from her “model” daughter, a sister who is so self-engrossed that she isn’t aware her younger sibling is nearing the “death stage” of anorexia, and a father who would go on the TV (for cash of course) and wail about his poor daughter, but wouldn’t lift a finger to help her.
This poor girl is as good as dead, and no one seems to care.
Dina belongs in jail. I have been saying that for years.
I don’t care.
She only loss this weight after her modeling contract. That’s not Dina, that’s her modeling job.
I disagree, Kid.
I think he nailed it.She’s on drugs.It’s not such a stretch when you consider both her parents are drug addicts, and her sister is Lindsay Blow Lohan. But I don’t think it’s Heroin, I think she’s on Meth or Coke.
She weighs 60 pounds. Her body weighs 50 pounds. Her fake tits weigh 10 pounds.
Nothing gives away fake tits like anorexia.
Also… if she had monstrous tits no one would say shit about how skinny she is. Dina’s slacking.
I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that if she had “monstrous tits,” she wouldn’t be this skinny. Not *this* skinny. Unless she had implants. And even then, I don’t know if those legs could support the added weight.
And for just 59 cents per day – the price of a cup of coffee – you can make sure Ali Lohan has something to eat.
ha ha!!
ok maybe sh is getting too thin, but i look back and when i was 14 i was the same skinny and i ae whatever i want i was five nine and very skinny people would ask if i ate, i did, more than them probably…maybe shes just skinny?
Shh shh, Dina.
LOL. Deryn, best comment.
I was like this too. The difference is that she was way bigger before she started the modeling deal. If you’re naturally skinny, you’re skinny. You don’t gain and lose.
Her mother Dina and Lindsay support this look. They say there is nothing wrong. They are living in denial. She is clearly having an eating disorder. Because they are fame whores. They are like the Kardashians……….no body gives a fuck but they survive on losers with no taste.
that family does not produce nice butts.
So, she’s what, like, 8’5″ without heels?
I would still lick her shitter…obviously nothing will ease out
lol, gross but lol.
“What’s this? What’s this? There’s cocaine everywhere! What’s this? I’m losing all my hair. What’s this? I can’t believe my eyes, I must be dreaming, throw up Al, this isn’t–BLEEGGEARR-AAIR. What’s this!”
-’Nightmare Before Christmas 2-Jack Does Hawaii’ starring Ali Lohan! Coming soon to a theater near you.
That was fantastic.
That’s pretty magical.
Yeah, not funny. This chick is sick.
She looks hot! I love skinny girls.