Ali Lohan looks like this now (She used to look this in July.), but there’s absolutely no cause for alarm, everybody. Dina Lohan, supermom, isn’t worried at all, and if there’s one person who knows a thing or two about raising healthy, well-adjusted daughters, it’s the woman who sloughed Lindsay Lohan out of her babyhole. RadarOnline reports:
Dina is adamant though that Ali is just going through a very big growth spurt, and there is absolutely no cause for concern,” a source close to the situation tells RadarOnline.com. “If Dina thought for one moment that Ali was suffering from an eating disorder, or feeling the pressure to be thin, she would terminate Ali’s modeling contract, and get her the necessary help.
“Ali is the one who has pestered her mom for years to get into the business. Dina held-off for years, but felt now the time was right for Ali to get into the business. As long as Dina isn’t concerned, Lindsay isn’t worried either.”
Dina held-off for years, huh? Let’s flash back to 2008, when Ali was still the ripe young age of 14, and Lindsay’s career was just on the cusp of becoming the completely unhireable clusterfuck coke-pile it is now:
Here’s Dina pimping Ali on a new reality show Living Lohan.
Getting her kicked out of a premiere party by teaching her to be an over-entitled gin-bag.
And letting her audition for a porn director.
Clearly, this is a mother who would never let her daughter get plastic surgery just to exploit her thanks to the gravy train derailing on the freckled one. “What’s her name again? Lucy? Lilith? God, these kids and their names… SloppyTits McNoMoney, that one.”
Photo: Fame, Splash News
Is it me or does it look like she did something to her lips as well?
I can’t believe Katie Perry condones the cross-dressing.
gack. but that’s nothing a haircut, some nice clothes, good shoes, good makeup, and a familial transplant couldn’t fix.
er, maybe not. her face looks as injected as KK’s does, only without the hair removed.
looks like Lurch from the Munsters.
Who the hell gets out of a car and poses like that anyway?
Come on lets be nice to her , Ali Lohan will scratch your back and we can shave hers.
Since when did Russell Brand start cross-dressing?
hurry up !!
give this girl a life time supply of McDonalds
Christ almighty! She looks like Charles Manson now.
Why is it all the Lohan’s look 30 years older than they actually are?
Oooh man, I can wait to hear what Daddy Lohan has to say about this!!
NOT
Interesting…I’ve seen my share of chin implant work and this is SUCH a good example of how it can extremely change your appearance.
This is the stuff nightmares are made of
Can women stop embarassing themselves already? Sky high heels, foot pain, letting strangers wax privates, pricy manicures, highlights and $30 lipstick. That’s just almost-normal women. Those in the spotlight are even more insecure apparently. Living carb-free, exercise fiends, and not even out of the teenage years getting botox, lip injections and plastic surgery. See Francis Bean Cobain…another sad situation. Very sad. Ali looks ridiculous. Not out of mean spirit do I say that she should probably have just gone to school to get a normal job helping society, not the Michael Jackson special to conform to Hollywood standards. I think she was going for a Leighton Meester look but sheesh, we have seen you already, Ali. Not fooling anyone. Notice how the modeling agency refers to her as “Aliana” — the b.s. p.r. business…ugh. Read Naomi Klein’s the Beauty Myth.
Yes, a 16 or 17 year old can have a sudden growth spurt and became rather tall and slim. When my nephew turned 16, all of a sudden he’s taller than me. He’s 5 feet 11 inches tall and still growing.
But there’s a difference between slim and emaciated. And Ali is emaciated. I cannot attribute her thinness solely to a growth spurt.
Uh, the key word there is “nephew”.
BOYS experience extreme growth spurts at that age, but girls mature physically much earlier than boys and have already had theirs by the time they hit 17. If they do grow any more after they start menstruating, it’s only about 2 inches or so – and even that’s dependent on how soon they started. But generally most girls have reached their full adult height when puberty formally kicks in.
Don’t you remember being either taller than the boys in your class (or else being towered over by the girls, depending on your gender) when you were about 12-14? There was an actual reason for that height disparity. And that’s why the “growth spurt” spin is something Dina pulled directly out of her ass.
LMAO! i actually love Lindsay Lohan, trainwrecks in general. I’ve got a fetish for them. But Sloppy Tits McNoMoney is just filarious.
maybe she could get into the sequel to avatar? theyd only have to paint the bitch blue…
I’ve seen thinner.
It’s clear she’s gone on the “Model Diet”, which as we all know does get you very thin BUT is extremely unhealthy. Add on that it’s clear she’s gotten her nose, chin, cheeks and eyebrows done and it looks like forehead raised a bit, that it makes that extreme weight loss look sickly. And what happened to her skin color? She had freckles like her sister and the tan skin looked great. She was a rather attractive girl beforehand, and I thought she was skinny enough. Whoever told her to do all this…probably Dina…needs to have their head checked as there’s no going back once to get stuff done.
It’s like they got rid of the real Ali Lohan and hired a pasty Thai boy to take her place.
ali is still ugly dina is money hungry at her childrens expense
shes damn fuggggglllly
Well-dressed working girl at the truck stop.
She looks a lot better here than she has been. Glad she put on a few pounds and stopped wearing men’s clothing.
She need’s a shower. Greasy hair much?