Dina Lohan Thinks Ali is Healthy, Would Never Exploit Her Children

September 13th, 2011 // 104 Comments

Ali Lohan looks like this now (She used to look this in July.), but there’s absolutely no cause for alarm, everybody. Dina Lohan, supermom, isn’t worried at all, and if there’s one person who knows a thing or two about raising healthy, well-adjusted daughters, it’s the woman who sloughed Lindsay Lohan out of her babyhole. RadarOnline reports:

Dina is adamant though that Ali is just going through a very big growth spurt, and there is absolutely no cause for concern,” a source close to the situation tells RadarOnline.com. “If Dina thought for one moment that Ali was suffering from an eating disorder, or feeling the pressure to be thin, she would terminate Ali’s modeling contract, and get her the necessary help.
“Ali is the one who has pestered her mom for years to get into the business. Dina held-off for years, but felt now the time was right for Ali to get into the business. As long as Dina isn’t concerned, Lindsay isn’t worried either.”

Dina held-off for years, huh? Let’s flash back to 2008, when Ali was still the ripe young age of 14, and Lindsay’s career was just on the cusp of becoming the completely unhireable clusterfuck coke-pile it is now:

Here’s Dina pimping Ali on a new reality show Living Lohan.
Getting her kicked out of a premiere party by teaching her to be an over-entitled gin-bag.
And letting her audition for a porn director.

Clearly, this is a mother who would never let her daughter get plastic surgery just to exploit her thanks to the gravy train derailing on the freckled one. “What’s her name again? Lucy? Lilith? God, these kids and their names… SloppyTits McNoMoney, that one.”

Photo: Fame, Splash News


  1. Adevon

    She’s seriously not even attractive. WTF is up with those eyebrows?

  2. goddamn, that is just one seriously scary face. and her skeletal body is just as frightening.
    it honestly makes me sick.

    • that face just frightens and depresses me at the same time. just terrible.
      it is even more scary than the Michael Jackson pic where he was being investigated for child molesting the 2nd time.

  3. klm

    Russell Brand looks halfway decent with his hair straightened.

    • Porter

      Common misperception. It was really ALo that JLo caught. She just mistook him for Skeletor in the dark.

  4. SarahK

    She has heroin face. So sad. I wish her well.

  5. Anon

    I did not know she was a trap. That sucks.

  6. rican

    Well it has been scientifically proven that growth spurts make you look anorexic. Happens all the time.

  7. Venom

    Holy God, what is wrong with this chick?
    She looks like she is halfway in the grave.

  8. hollywood_hillbilly

    She fits an entire weeks worth of meals in that purse, and LiLo’s fentanyl patches.

  9. Ali Lohan New Face Plastic Surgery Skinny
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    Sure, I hear the 30-yr-old crack whore look is really in with teenagers these days.

  10. blueberry

    I feel bad for the Lohan kids.

  11. suck it

    I can’t even make fun of this too much. This is just sad. She looks terrible.

    • AL

      She is doomed. I can’t even make fun of her. I could make fun of her fucked-up family, but they aren’t worth my time.

      Candidly, I can’t see this girl modelling.

  12. Again, any teenage girl who goes through a “very big growth spurt” at the age of 17 is a teenage boy who’s tucking it back. Sorry, Dina, you own the only logical explanation for the spin you put on that one.

  13. RoboZombie

    Hey Ali, Karen Carpenter called, she wants her look back!

  14. Random Thought

    Look for needle marks in her arms, or would she just smoke/ snort it?

  15. Frank Burns

    I was going to say she looks like the guy who plays “Death” on the show “Supernatural”, but then realized she doesn’t look like him, she just looks like death. Get some help, Ali!

  16. Dave Mustaine

    I love how the constantly throw the word “Model” or “Modeling” these past few days when talking about this gross skeleton.

    She’s disgusting and far from a “Model”.

  17. JTrain

    If that is considered pretty in the modeling world, I’ll keep my cellulite and enjoy a cheeseburger today for lunch!

  18. Jack Ketch

    It seems that Dina Lohan is an even bigger liar than Kim Kartrashian … if that’s even possible. She looks horrid now and was ugly beforehand. Dina says that Ali’s “look” was achieved naturally; what a dumptruck. full. of. horseshit.


  19. Maria

    WTF has happened to her face??? Is that even the same girl??

  20. sarah

    Someone needs to get her to the Greek. (Mr. Greek. She looks hungry.)

  21. Cock Dr

    Dina won’t exploit her children, but she will take them to a plastic surgeon to get a bunch of implants stuck into their faces. It’s the child’s choice, right? And if the child wants to starve herself for a career in the fashion industry and have multiple cosmetic procedures what mother would stand in the way of that dream?
    This young woman is starting to look like a ghoul. Tis the curse of Lohan….abandon all hope.

    • Jack Ketch

      Here, here … at 17, you’re still growing … imagine the face of this kid when she is finished growing with all the modifications and implants (of which there are many) thrown in. No cure for ugly; in this case, fucking hideous.

    • CranAppleSnapple

      She’s aged herself twenty years too, like Heidi Montag. If you look at the pictures on Jack’s link, it’s deeply scary. She once had the youthful face of a teenager. And she could make facial expressions.

      • Jack Ketch

        Imagine getting an eye-lift at age 17, yikes. And this was, of course, achieved “naturally” according to that donkey-ass of a mother !! Lying cooze. And you’re right, there are no more facial expressions, except for the fact that she looks like she’s been goosed with the eye surgery.

      • CranAppleSnapple

        heheh Goosed :D
        She does.

  22. She’s already halfway to Jocelyn Wildenstern.

  23. Satan

    The grim specter looks like he touched her with his icy hand.

    Maybe she is going as skeleton for Halloween?

  24. ashley

    She would totally terminate her modeling contract and do what’s right!… Like she did with Lindsey, right?

  25. Isn’t this the dude that gets chased by the Headless Horseman?

  26. White hot

    Holy heinous

  27. Durwood Toilet

    Nothing like starving yourself to accentuate the most heinous of the Lohan features. This girl wasn’t very good looking to begin with. Now she smells like death.

  28. dan

    How come nobody has asked Micheal Lohan what he thinks about this? His thoughts are valid are they not?

  29. Ali Lohan New Face Plastic Surgery Skinny
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    Her face is just perfect for a fairy tale witch…

  30. rican

    Ali Lohan wants you to know she is dating Chris Brown, proudly showing you her left cheek.

  31. Clarence Beeks


  32. MJB

    This is definitely NOT modeling material. She looks like a young George Harrison. Gauntness is neither feminine nor attractive. Dina and Michael Lohan should be locked up for what they do to their kids. Despicable!

  33. SSHGuru

    She’s just landed a role in the re-make of the Munster Family.

  34. Ali Lohan New Face Plastic Surgery Skinny
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    it’s a MAAAAaannnn baby!!

  35. Bilvis

    That dude don’t look bad for 65.

  36. Just practice your “duck lips” cause that’s what your gonna do for a living, eventually!

  37. Dr Ha-Ha

    I seriously see David Koresh in that face.

  38. Ali Lohan New Face Plastic Surgery Skinny
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    Brush your hair! Take a shower! But then again, tuna is an endangered species……no?

  39. ForeverDecember

    Dina and Kate Gosselin are going to be great friends.

    • dontkillthemessenger

      I honestly believe that Dina Lohan is a worse parent and role model for her kids than Cunty Gosselin. That’s saying a helluva lot. Why even bother saying that “growth spurt” horseshit? This girl needs a double cheeseburger deluxe and Frosty I.V. STAT!

  40. SIN

    Even LeAnn Rimes thinks she is too skinny.

  41. EmmaWatson's Vagina

    I see old Sinead O’Connor in there. so in a few years she will be gross and with four kids.

  42. She’s just training for an upcoming new movie role: “Faces of Crystal Meth”

    Ali will be playing the star, Crystal Meth…a 20 something ex conwith multiple personality disorder, who sets out on a revenge fueled killing spree in attempts to find out who snorted all her coke while she was in prison. Spoiler: It was Lindsay.

  43. whooptydooo

    I just threw up in my mouth!

  44. Steelerchick

    She looks like a corpse!!

  45. Jack Ketch

    Fuck man, those cheek implants look painful !!

  46. Ali Lohan New Face Plastic Surgery Skinny
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    her weight isn’t the issue dina, it’s her fake face and boobs

  47. NPL

    What? Just because she’s auditioning for a part as an extra on ‘The Walking Dead’, everybody’s got to get up in her face?

  48. Ali Lohan New Face Plastic Surgery Skinny
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    are we supposed to believe this girl wasn’t surgically altered. she doesn’t even look like the same person. she went from cute to ugly in no time. i guess the new fashion model style today is the emaciated crack whore look. i guess Dina knows Lindsay’s days are numbered so now it’s a free ride on Ali’s skinny little ass from now on. so sad to be a Lohan

  49. Matthew

    I don’t beleve Dina Party Mom Lohan at all she is messed up Z-lister and now still messing up No Carrer Ali? Dina Lohan Worst person in the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  50. rican

    Is she actually a lot taller?

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