Dina Lohan Thinks Ali is Healthy, Would Never Exploit Her Children

Ali Lohan looks like this now (She used to look this in July.), but there’s absolutely no cause for alarm, everybody. Dina Lohan, supermom, isn’t worried at all, and if there’s one person who knows a thing or two about raising healthy, well-adjusted daughters, it’s the woman who sloughed Lindsay Lohan out of her babyhole. RadarOnline reports:

Dina is adamant though that Ali is just going through a very big growth spurt, and there is absolutely no cause for concern,” a source close to the situation tells RadarOnline.com. “If Dina thought for one moment that Ali was suffering from an eating disorder, or feeling the pressure to be thin, she would terminate Ali’s modeling contract, and get her the necessary help.
“Ali is the one who has pestered her mom for years to get into the business. Dina held-off for years, but felt now the time was right for Ali to get into the business. As long as Dina isn’t concerned, Lindsay isn’t worried either.”

Dina held-off for years, huh? Let’s flash back to 2008, when Ali was still the ripe young age of 14, and Lindsay’s career was just on the cusp of becoming the completely unhireable clusterfuck coke-pile it is now:

Here’s Dina pimping Ali on a new reality show Living Lohan.
Getting her kicked out of a premiere party by teaching her to be an over-entitled gin-bag.
And letting her audition for a porn director.

Clearly, this is a mother who would never let her daughter get plastic surgery just to exploit her thanks to the gravy train derailing on the freckled one. “What’s her name again? Lucy? Lilith? God, these kids and their names… SloppyTits McNoMoney, that one.”

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