Who Wants To See Ali Larter Bend Over In A Tennis Skirt?

October 7th, 2011 // 47 Comments

While I’ve been in and out this week, one of my paralyzing fears is that I’d miss a story of such importance that it’d shake our national identity right down to its very core. I’m talking about a story that once the ashes settled, the way each and every one of us looked at the importance of life would never be the same.

This isn’t that story, but haha, look at her butt. A baby came out of it.

(Okay, so maybe this post did have some gravitas. I’m my own worst critic.)

Photos: Fame, Flynet, INFdaily

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  1. Ali Larter Tennis Skirt
    Ruckus
    Commented on this photo:

    I could just suck the Period right out of that.

  2. Ali Larter Tennis Skirt
    babymaker
    Commented on this photo:

    The dreaded 5 o’clock shadow. Ever since they won the World Cup bid, the Brazilian wax just isn’t what it used to be.

  3. So she likes to play with fuzzy balls? I like that in a woman.

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  4. Christina

    boring.

  5. Gerbil in my Butt

    I DO! I DO! I DO!

  6. Ali Larter Tennis Skirt
    ChAcha
    Commented on this photo:

    The last time I heard babies don’t enter this world through a woman’s ass – you ass…..

  7. Parker

    Wow thanks. That’s awesome. From now on, let’s try to make Friday “Bend over and show your butt day” where there’s always a set with some hollywood ho bent over waving her butt at the camera. Aside from a giant stack of money or a well made turkey sandwich, there’s no more friendly sight in the world.

    • That sounds kind of good. Waiter, bring me a well-made turkey sandwich on sour dough bread — NOT a roll — with a side order of Ben Franklins. Bring the same for my pal Parker.

      And a Diet Coke.

  8. Ali Larter Tennis Skirt
    Hugh Gentry
    Commented on this photo:

    nice baby hole

  9. hmph not bad, shame it’s just ali larter

    • You don’t like Ali Larter? I think she’s a doll. I know nothing about her aside from her looks. She may be a fire-breathing dragon with a cunt as backup. But she’s sure a cutie.

  10. socool

    Fish if you ever get your hands off your dick, get off the Internet, and convince a woman to like you maybe you too could have kids.

    • Evil

      What? Why do all that when you can just get woman on the internet? Now she’s probably going to be crazy and or from a third-world country, but who can beat the convenience?

  11. TomFrank

    Meh. Hardly compares to this memorable tennis-skirt moment:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tETyO-U5HH0#t=1m06s

  12. Ali Larter Tennis Skirt
    wassupwitdat
    Commented on this photo:

    “Yup, still good.” – Ali Larter keeping tabs on her backup career.

  13. Ali Larter Tennis Skirt
    Commented on this photo:

    Worst…upskirt…ever

  14. Ali Larter Tennis Skirt
    Toxic Buddy
    Commented on this photo:

    Amazing legs I say. Not hot at all.

  15. Ali Larter Tennis Skirt
    Fudge Tostada
    Commented on this photo:

    Beautiful ass. If she was my girl, she’d never buy another roll of toilet paper

  16. Ali Larter Tennis Skirt
    Little Bo Peeping Tom
    Commented on this photo:

    You’re not supposed to wipe back to front.

  17. josh

    Nobody, she’s just too average and boring.

  18. sasha

    Maybe when you’re a little older someone will explain where babies really come from.

  19. Venom

    She keeps her body pretty tight.
    Not bad.

  20. Ali Larter Tennis Skirt
    man who eats shit
    Commented on this photo:

    I EAT SHIT.

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  22. Arzach

    You got me at “bend over”

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    ……………or do you prefer CHAZ BONO?

  24. forrest gump

    …………in bikini?

  25. Ali Larter Tennis Skirt
    Ay Dios mio
    Commented on this photo:

    “need more voluminous drawers – still dropping my balls”

  26. Ali Larter Tennis Skirt
    Jimmy
    Commented on this photo:

    You can’t really see what’s going on back there. She’s got killer legs, that’s for sure.

  27. Jimmy

    Serious question. When people say things like “she’s average”, are they comparing her to what they jack off to or what they actually lay their pipe in?

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  30. Ali Larter Tennis Skirt
    God
    Commented on this photo:

    What only God sees- is the future over the hill Meg Ryan in a tennis skirt> The genitalia wrapped in white plastic can be had at any trailer park, it’s standard equipment for the female model- and I use the term “model” loosely, as in the “model Y” ford

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  33. Ali Larter Tennis Skirt
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    Big_Mike
    Commented on this photo:

    Re-enacting Tweeter’s scene from Varsity Blues, where he looks down his pants and says, “What the fuck is that?!?”

  35. macrda

    you sick a holes, you clicked on the story….

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