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breasts and a toe by the look of it
Looks like Jessica Simpson the other day.
OMG. All my guy buddies love the pregnant chicks.
A cameltoe in a sundress: that’s prestige.
She’s supposed to be heavy like over half the other “hot” chicks, give them an inch and they’ll eat their way back to their god given bodies. give’em an inch? who the fuck am i?
hopefully you have more than just an inch to give them :)
ZZZZING!
What kind of dumbass post title is that? She’s always had breasts,they’re just not your typical Hollywood/Scarlett Johanson/Angelina Jolie,boob job breasts. Which is a good thing in my opinion.
Didn’t she just announce she was pregnant like, yesterday? Might explain the boobs.
She just needs to gain about 15 more lbs of pregnancy weight and she’ll look like the average non-pregnant American pig.
Zang, we need to talk about your confusion between women and pigs. You see, in America, we suck, fuck, and just generally love our women, while on the other hand we eat pigs. Now I understand, that in your country (FuckHeadistan, right?), you first fuck the pig up the ass and then eat them. I’m assuming that the reason for this is that FuckHeadistan women look like really ugly mongrel dogs in heat, and smell like your breath after 20 or so random dudes cum in your mouth.
Hope that clears up your confusion, you pathetic piece of shit.
you sir, are a racist. the fine people of FuckHeadistan do not fuck the pig up the ass and then eat them, they eat the pig first, leave the pigs anus hanging from ones mother, then fuck said anus while it is still dangling from ones mother’s mouth. Also, the beautiful women of FuckHeadistan do not smell of 20+ cumshot breath, they give the aroma of horse taint and months old blood collected from menstruating hog farmers or as we call it Eau De Paris Hilton.
Randal(l)
*chortle* I am a god and even I found that funny Zang, your people suck.
Zang…you seem to hit a nerve with the backwoods inbred mutts. bound to happen. yup…she LOVES cheese burgers.
Dong_Freebyrd is just pissed off ’cause you insulted his flapjack tittied, front butted, double chinned, ideal of a woman. shhhh….don’t tell him he’s actually been fucking the pigs all this time.
She looks like she’s been on a 20 day drinking bender = god awful.
If I was a chick I’d never have a fucking kid, I’d just work at Abercrombie and Fitch and molest all the high school girls as I put them in fitting booths.
(Eyes WIDE open)
“NICE outfit. Let me see you put in on, girl!”
(closes door behind me)
Deacon, it was a few days ago, but I’ve got to give you props on the shauna sand pussy comment, about Kuato flying out of it and high fiving the dude screwing her. That shit was seriously funny.
DEACON Jones
I LOVE you for this,
you joke really made me laugh, literally out loud,
keep ‘em coming buddy, you are awesome
Her body looks just like my girlfriends.
Your girlfriend looks exactly like this skank I stop off and bang on the weekends when I’m going home from the clubs drunk, and need an easy one. I mean she looks EXACTLY like her. Figure it out…
Who still goes to clubs?
Ummm. I do :D
i like this, natural breast are so much more fun in the bedroom, i hate plastic COLD HARD tits…
her coochies all like om nom nom sundress om nom
She is ugly and fat.
And you’re a virgin.
Not to mention an imbecile! Ali Larter is so fucking gorgeous she doesn’t need larger tits. She has a beautiful face, magnificent legs, and a superb ass. I’d walk 5 miles barefoot in snow just so I could stand in her shit!
I get the belly and the bigger boobs due to pregancy. But WTF is up with the fat knees?
That looks like a pregnant dozen kroes, which my willy have in mourning for about a week now. Been wearing all black down there by the way.
Ali just got a lot hotter.
word. she looks cute with the fuller cheeks. younger, even.
i want some of that sweet milk.
looks like they photoshopped a mans face over her face. what the hell.
i’d like to park my suburban in her garage
here,Girls, find your man on TOTALLY FREE CLUB Men-Mart.c/o/m where women control the dating .
Pretty face
Id fuck this beast
I think she got that sundress at the same place Jessica Simpson got that romper.
Who is she?
Wow, she looks, uh… preggsy?
Yeah, compared to how she used to look, even when filming Heroes last year, she definitely appears to have picked up a lot of weight. Pregnant though? I dunno.
Oh yeah, duh, she is pregnant.. it says so in the captions: “A pregnant Ali Larter shops in Beverly Hills. (July 21, 2010)”
but please DO NOT REMOVE the dress.
……after that you will cry like a kid!!
Yeah, she’s got breasts cause she’s put on quite a lot of weight. Liked her better before.
I believe they call that “Pregnant”
that’s a nice way to say she got “fat”
She ain’t fat, but looks like she does have some future fatty potential.
her tits look like they’re trying to get away from eachother.
Looking good if you ask me
I guess the whipped cream and cherries won’t cut it anymore, gonna need dry wall plaster and tomatoes to make a bikini now….
That is f”n funny as hell!!!!
I love east/west tits !!! All natural, dangling on my chest as she rides my stick shift !!!! Pregnant ? Even better !!!! Someone did the deed so I can let it fly without getting a phone call in a few months. Where others go eww…I see opportunity !
well, she is one very hot woman, unfortunately pregnancy is not looking good on her….
Boner.