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dudeatdudedotdude | July 22, 2010 at 4:00 pm
breasts and a toe by the look of it
Papa Joe | July 22, 2010 at 4:01 pm
Looks like Jessica Simpson the other day.
Bunny | July 22, 2010 at 4:01 pm
OMG. All my guy buddies love the pregnant chicks.
StarDroppings | July 22, 2010 at 4:01 pm
A cameltoe in a sundress: that’s prestige.
photoshop ballsack joe | July 22, 2010 at 4:11 pm
She’s supposed to be heavy like over half the other “hot” chicks, give them an inch and they’ll eat their way back to their god given bodies. give’em an inch? who the fuck am i?
dudeatdudedotdude | July 22, 2010 at 4:23 pm
hopefully you have more than just an inch to give them :)
Randal(l) | July 22, 2010 at 6:04 pm
ZZZZING!
Torque | July 22, 2010 at 4:23 pm
What kind of dumbass post title is that? She’s always had breasts,they’re just not your typical Hollywood/Scarlett Johanson/Angelina Jolie,boob job breasts. Which is a good thing in my opinion.
Cate | July 22, 2010 at 4:24 pm
Didn’t she just announce she was pregnant like, yesterday? Might explain the boobs.
Zang | July 22, 2010 at 4:31 pm
She just needs to gain about 15 more lbs of pregnancy weight and she’ll look like the average non-pregnant American pig.
Do_Freebird | July 22, 2010 at 5:48 pm
Zang, we need to talk about your confusion between women and pigs. You see, in America, we suck, fuck, and just generally love our women, while on the other hand we eat pigs. Now I understand, that in your country (FuckHeadistan, right?), you first fuck the pig up the ass and then eat them. I’m assuming that the reason for this is that FuckHeadistan women look like really ugly mongrel dogs in heat, and smell like your breath after 20 or so random dudes cum in your mouth.
Hope that clears up your confusion, you pathetic piece of shit.
Randal(l) | July 22, 2010 at 6:12 pm
you sir, are a racist. the fine people of FuckHeadistan do not fuck the pig up the ass and then eat them, they eat the pig first, leave the pigs anus hanging from ones mother, then fuck said anus while it is still dangling from ones mother’s mouth. Also, the beautiful women of FuckHeadistan do not smell of 20+ cumshot breath, they give the aroma of horse taint and months old blood collected from menstruating hog farmers or as we call it Eau De Paris Hilton.
Randal(l)
The Laughing G-d | July 22, 2010 at 6:14 pm
*chortle* I am a god and even I found that funny Zang, your people suck.
redneck taxidermist | July 24, 2010 at 6:09 pm
Zang…you seem to hit a nerve with the backwoods inbred mutts. bound to happen. yup…she LOVES cheese burgers.
Dong_Freebyrd is just pissed off ’cause you insulted his flapjack tittied, front butted, double chinned, ideal of a woman. shhhh….don’t tell him he’s actually been fucking the pigs all this time.
Deacon Jones | July 22, 2010 at 4:38 pm
She looks like she’s been on a 20 day drinking bender = god awful.
If I was a chick I’d never have a fucking kid, I’d just work at Abercrombie and Fitch and molest all the high school girls as I put them in fitting booths.
(Eyes WIDE open)
“NICE outfit. Let me see you put in on, girl!”
(closes door behind me)
dude | July 22, 2010 at 5:06 pm
Deacon, it was a few days ago, but I’ve got to give you props on the shauna sand pussy comment, about Kuato flying out of it and high fiving the dude screwing her. That shit was seriously funny.
boy | July 23, 2010 at 12:45 am
DEACON Jones
I LOVE you for this,
you joke really made me laugh, literally out loud,
keep ‘em coming buddy, you are awesome
Internet | July 22, 2010 at 4:44 pm
Her body looks just like my girlfriends.
McFeely Smackup | July 22, 2010 at 6:54 pm
Your girlfriend looks exactly like this skank I stop off and bang on the weekends when I’m going home from the clubs drunk, and need an easy one. I mean she looks EXACTLY like her. Figure it out…
Internet | July 22, 2010 at 8:28 pm
Who still goes to clubs?
Bunny | July 23, 2010 at 10:47 am
Ummm. I do :D
burton | July 22, 2010 at 4:51 pm
i like this, natural breast are so much more fun in the bedroom, i hate plastic COLD HARD tits…
shine | July 22, 2010 at 4:57 pm
her coochies all like om nom nom sundress om nom
Ty Pennington | July 22, 2010 at 5:34 pm
She is ugly and fat.
Giggles | July 22, 2010 at 10:11 pm
And you’re a virgin.
Vito | July 22, 2010 at 11:48 pm
Not to mention an imbecile! Ali Larter is so fucking gorgeous she doesn’t need larger tits. She has a beautiful face, magnificent legs, and a superb ass. I’d walk 5 miles barefoot in snow just so I could stand in her shit!
Anonymous | July 22, 2010 at 5:59 pm
I get the belly and the bigger boobs due to pregancy. But WTF is up with the fat knees?
Le Rough sportif | July 22, 2010 at 6:03 pm
That looks like a pregnant dozen kroes, which my willy have in mourning for about a week now. Been wearing all black down there by the way.
colt13 | July 22, 2010 at 6:12 pm
Ali just got a lot hotter.
truth | July 22, 2010 at 11:46 pm
word. she looks cute with the fuller cheeks. younger, even.
anonym | July 22, 2010 at 6:27 pm
i want some of that sweet milk.
oermens | July 22, 2010 at 6:56 pm
looks like they photoshopped a mans face over her face. what the hell.
Mark | July 22, 2010 at 7:29 pm
i’d like to park my suburban in her garage
dada | July 22, 2010 at 9:20 pm
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Giggles | July 22, 2010 at 10:11 pm
I think she got that sundress at the same place Jessica Simpson got that romper.
captain america | July 23, 2010 at 12:34 am
but please DO NOT REMOVE the dress.
……after that you will cry like a kid!!
jessiesgirl | July 23, 2010 at 10:35 am
She ain’t fat, but looks like she does have some future fatty potential.
"Mox" | July 23, 2010 at 1:38 pm
I guess the whipped cream and cherries won’t cut it anymore, gonna need dry wall plaster and tomatoes to make a bikini now….
Joey | July 24, 2010 at 7:39 pm
That is f”n funny as hell!!!!
frisbeeken | July 23, 2010 at 3:35 pm
I love east/west tits !!! All natural, dangling on my chest as she rides my stick shift !!!! Pregnant ? Even better !!!! Someone did the deed so I can let it fly without getting a phone call in a few months. Where others go eww…I see opportunity !
Stinkbomb | July 26, 2010 at 12:10 pm
Boner.