Yesterday, I posted on Jessica Alba whining about pregnancy ruining her body even though she went ahead and got knocked up again after managing to look like this post-Honor. Except what Jessica forgets, is that pregnancy provides boobs to the formerly boob-less as demonstrated to Ali Larter who just had a son six months ago. Sure, the rest of the body is almost completely destroyed and sex is never the same again, you get huge knockers. Not that I’m advocating pregnancy – the exact opposite actually – I’m just trying to be an optimist and come up for an excuse to post these pics instead of, “I LOVE TITTIEEEEEEESSSSSS!” which, true story, was my original headline. (I was also toying with, “Num, num, me want milk,” but felt it was overly bourgeois and pedantic.)
Photo: Bauer-Griffin, INFdaily, Splash News
1st, again, two in a row. Go ahead, hate on it. I know you will.
Sorry. I had to work. No time to sit and hit refresh all day long waiting for new Superficial posts.
“sex is never the same”. first, you have the dr put extra stitches in there, even if she didn’t have an episiotomy. second, kegels.
C-section works, too. It can’t be ruined if the baby takes the alternate exit . . .
Yeah, ’cause C-sections don’t leave scars, right?
Yes, you get huge knockers….temporarily.
The girl in my office had some really nice cans.
Fast forward 2 years following birth/breast-feeding, and now they look like one of those balloon boards that everyone throws darts at during the carnivals to win some shitty Yankees baseball cap.
Don’t forget that the nipples will begin to look like the pencil erasers at an ADHD clinic, too.
@decon, no yankees hat is shitty! mets, sure, yanks, no :)
You’re not a Cowboys fan too, are you dude?
You’re my hero! That’s flappin’ funny! Get it? Flappin’?
Somebody wasn’t doing enough fluffing is all.
fuck no, yanks-giants-nets-devs. i’m a carpet bagger.
I have a business arrangement for Ali. I’ll keep knocking her up, and she’ll keep the inflated cans.
I’m next and I’m hungry / thirsty !
i’m sure he’s scouring fleet street for hollywood news. tee em zed .co.uk (does pinewood have anything like that?)
ohhh. that was earlier post was spam for a limey site… sneaky li’oo bugga
That’s it, tonight I’m hitting the Korova milk bar, with my droogs.
goddamn dregs
is this the girl with the teeth from heroes? if so, i’ve never found her attractive. not ugly, just plain. “quella qui que la dente.”
::HI KOOL GUYYYYYYYY HERE :;::I STRONGLYYYYYYYYYYYYY”"”"”"”"”"”"”"”"”"”"”"”"”"”"”"”" SURPORT BREAST FEEDING I AM A BIG FAN OF BREAST FEEDINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!IN FACT I STILL BREAST FEEDS TWICE”‘A’WEEK ,AND I IS”‘…….YEARS OLD!”‘
i want her to know that i want to eat her asshole…
Me too.
The beef approves of the knockers.
I could use a little half & half for my coffee, Ali.
If I had the money, I’d do a much more believable version of Obsessed just for fun. We all know the brotha would have smashed the shit out of Ali and felt guilty about it later.
Awesome cans tho.
there isn’t a cheaper way of telling us.
on the other hand: TRY HOLLYWOOD!!!