Carlton Just Lit Scott Disick’s Ass Up
Because this world still has precious gifts to give us, Alfonso Ribeiro went right the fuck off when TMZ asked him about Scott Disick demanding half a million dollars to do Dancing With The Stars last night:
Alfonso, who won ‘DWTS’ in 2014, went on a bizarre rant about Lord D outside Madeo Tuesday night — first claiming he doesn’t know or care about Disick, but then ripping his celeb status for a good minute.
He flat out says Scott is “not a star,” and adds that Kardashians haven’t done much to boost ‘DWTS’ ratings in the past.
OH SHIT. Was that a run at the Kardashians? That was a fucking run at the Kardashians. Carlton is dropping bodies, son. Take it away, Photo Boy’s favorite video. (I remembered.)
That’s who just made Scott Disick look like a bitch. That right there. Goddamn, it’s great to be alive.