The President Has Seen Alexandra Daddario’s Boobs And So Now Must We

February 18th, 2014 // 55 Comments

Yesterday, Defamer reported that President Obama personally asked HBO’s CEO for advanced copies of Game of Thrones and True Detective because you know who calls you in that middle of that shit when you’re the president? The talking bill from Schoolhouse Rock. Every time. More importantly, Alexandra Daddario saw Defamer‘s post and tweeted this:

A true statement considering her boobs get all kinds of naked in the second episode which is why we should probably look at them because this site’s about fostering an informed electorate by tricking you with titty pictures. On top of that, if they’re good enough for the president, then by God, they’re good enough for you at work. YOU WILL NOT GO QUIETLY INTO UNEMPLOYMENT.

WARNING: The GIF below is not only NSFW, but may melt your face off with its unbridled breastivity and splendor. I look like Two-Face now.
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THRAKAKOOM!

Alexandra Daddario Topless Boobs True Detective

My civic duty is done here. I shall accept the keys to your cities now.

Photos: HBO

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  1. anon

    I wonder if the progressives will blame Bush for this too.

    • You should blame Dubya alright… for the lack of quality boob gif during his tenure.

    • I wonder if the regressives will be so caught up with progressive vs regressive that they won’t be able STFU long enough to look at titties.

    • I blame Bush for the deaths of hundreds of millions of people for taking the United States into war with Iraq for no good reason.

      Isn’t that enough? Bush gave me plenty of reasons to hate him, but that one will do quite nicely.

      P.S. Go eat a dick, Fuckknob.

      • Heh. Hundreds of thousands of deaths. My typing suffers when I encounter a true right-wing moron in the wild.

      • Independent

        You’re still a libetard idiot and this is coming from someone who gave YOUR president a chance and may have even voted for him; again your comments still mark you as a libetard, tree-hugging, wine-sipping, commie facktard. Have a nice day!

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    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Well, I guess I’ll be seeing some tits tonight considering I just watched the first episode last night…

  3. Took you longer than expect for you to acknowledge in depth the splendor that is Alexandra Daddario.

    But, goddammit, Fish… it was well worth the wait.

    Thanks for the gif, brother.

  4. cmonreally

    People must be too busy fapping to comment on this.

  5. Real and fan friggin tastic

  6. Judge Chamberlain Haller

    Will the next installment of Percy Jackson be Percy Jackson and the Motorboat?

  7. Those have got to be naturals. Plastic tits don’t look that wonderful.

  8. M-theory

    Damn those are nice tits!

  9. anonym

    that’s a perfect juicy ripe pair

  10. It’s good to be the President.

    • I think if I were the President I’d be sending the First Lady on a world cruise while calling this incredibly sexy young woman over for some “pizza” in the Oval Office.

  11. Alexandra Daddario Topless Boobs Nude True Detective
    Commented on this photo:

    Good for her !!

  12. rican

    They’re real, and they’re SPECTACULAR!

  13. Buck

    I guess its better for Obama to watch Game of Thrones than actually doing something presidential….this guy is such a tool.

    • Rubick's Doob

      And you aren’t? Ass hat.

      • Buck

        yep…because if I were president I think I would be worried about thing like the economy and creating jobs not catching some tit off an actress on TV. If that’s an ass hat then I guess I’m guilty.

      • Do you even know what the president is responsible for…..
        Based on your post I am guessing your education like most faux viewers stopped before they taught basic government and the constitution…you know that thing you like to wave around having no clue what is written in it…

      • Buck

        I know enough about presidential responsibility to never vote an inexperienced community organizer into the most powerful position in the world. And the guys actions verify it.

      • Yes, you’re guilty of being an asshat. The dude works far more hours than you and far more hours than his predecessor, who spent half his time on his ranch in Texas and left a giant pile of shit to the next guy.

        To sum up, you’re an asshole and you should donate every organ in your body to medicine right now. Execpt your brain. They won’t be needing that.

    • ThisWillHurt

      I agree entirely. A president’s day should consist of 8 hours signing things into law, 4 hours making public appearances, 2 hours in deep meditation and/or yoga, a quick dinner, 4 hours fighting crime with a cape, 2 hours teaching pottery, wrestle a grizzly bear, then 2 hours of sleep before he’s back at it. No goddamn TV, you lazy fuck!

      I guarantee our last president (who was, by far, our greatest president from 2000 to 2008) didn’t give himself any time for Game of Thrones.

    • As opposed to Saint Ronald of Reagan, who literally worked 9 to 5 most of the time and spent most evenings watching old movies.

  14. This show is the best thing on TV.

    And this chick’s body is un-fucking-real.

  15. This tweet would have been 10 times better if Bill Clinton was still President.

  16. The Dude

    Spectacular. x100

  17. Nothing better than big, real tits.

    • cc

      Her dimensions are ridiculous. 38-26-36. And if you watched this scene you’d see she has a great behind too.

      Fabulous figure.

      • anonymous

        I doubt those dimensions are accurate. She would be fat with a 38 bust circumference.

        She more like a 32D.

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    buzz
    Commented on this photo:

    This chick’s been on my hot radar for a while now. Simply perfect.

  19. I bet he’s going to wait until Michelle is out of town to watch the tape.

  20. diversity hire

    Dedicated pervs can also spot her clit in the same scene.

  21. I can’t remember when I’ve seen such a beautiful woman, with such a beautiful body. But then I’m old and not quite right in the head.

  22. lawn

    May I suggest she change her name to Mammario?

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    demtitays
    Commented on this photo:

    dem titays is immaculate.

  24. The ghost of Rick James approves of these… and I’m sure the President does too.

  25. Vlogboner

    I can never watch Percy Jackson AGAIN.

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    Mama Pinkus
    Commented on this photo:

    sagging

  27. Mark

    Here’s the shiny trimmed vajayjay – http://i4.minus.com/iYGSyCHKp29qP.jpg

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    jeetendra kawale (india)
    Commented on this photo:

    i like you

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