In the latest issue of Rolling Stone, Alexander Skarsgard basically reveals he likes his penis to flop all over the set of True Blood whenever he’s filming nude scenes which, if you’ve never seen the show, is pretty much every single episode. Via The Huffington Post:
Alexander Skarsgard goes sockless. “I don’t want a sock around it, that feels ridiculous,” he told the magazine. “If we’re naked in the scene, then I’m naked. I’ve always been that way.”
Of course. Alexander Skarsgard subjects his co-workers to his penis and he’s a “dreamboat.” I do it and suddenly there’s a bunch of people arguing over how I got away with writing “The chick in that video had sweet tits,” instead of my signature in the Sexual Harassment Handbook. Maybe because she did and the truth always prevails. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m a serious method actor who takes his coffee pantsless. *zipppppp*
And thus was born “The Skarsgard Defense.”
The End.
Duke | August 18, 2010 at 1:58 pm
I can’t tell if he is attractive or dorky. He looks like kind of a hybrid.
jenna | August 18, 2010 at 3:07 pm
agreed. But switch dorky with average.
sean | August 18, 2010 at 3:13 pm
He is to old to sin with, I like to have sex with 12 year old boys.
testington | August 18, 2010 at 4:10 pm
He’s always been that way, in Zoolander he manages to be dumb, dorky and hot all at the same time. Gasoline Fight!
newbi-dobie-do | August 18, 2010 at 4:49 pm
!!!!! he was in zoolander???????????????? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…..*youtubeing* …….. :0 my Eric fantasy has just been destroyed :(
GirlyGirl | August 18, 2010 at 4:29 pm
Omg!! I want a piece of this sooo bad!! I need to go on this set!
Hack Saw | August 18, 2010 at 1:59 pm
I’d hit it.
ugottabekidding | August 18, 2010 at 2:21 pm
Several times! lol
dudeatdudedotdude | August 18, 2010 at 2:02 pm
fish damn you you’re turning this site into fucking socialitelife with all these f——. is there something you want to tell us?
seriously where are all the hot fuckin nubiles we used to see here. come on get it together
Bunny | August 18, 2010 at 2:24 pm
Shhhhhhhhhhh Dude!
I’m lovin the cocks on here today. Delicioso!
Jen | August 18, 2010 at 3:35 pm
yea, MMM COCK
horn dog | August 18, 2010 at 3:40 pm
wow cool to see the ladies gettin’ nasty for a change too…
Cock Dr | August 18, 2010 at 3:53 pm
Let us have our day….even if it is just silly overwaxed & steroidal chumps.
Willie Dixon | August 18, 2010 at 2:07 pm
Holy sausage-fest. Looks like Wednesday is for the ladies. I’ll be back tomorrow.
ugottabekidding | August 18, 2010 at 2:21 pm
About damn time us women get some eye candy for a change! lol
Kevin | August 18, 2010 at 2:22 pm
I second that…
discretion is not for the pantless | August 18, 2010 at 2:55 pm
I third that motion. *drool* If Danes didn’t hate Swedes so much, I would do terrible things to that man
jenna | August 18, 2010 at 3:08 pm
I FOURTH that motion. tee hee. :)
snarkyscreenname | August 18, 2010 at 3:15 pm
I’m fairly sure that “Kevin” was seconding “William Dixon”, not “ugottabekiddingme”. I bet when he clicked reply, ugotta’s comment hadn’t posted yet. So you two horny hussies down there are second and third not third and fourth :-)
ugottabekidding | August 18, 2010 at 4:12 pm
I was thinking the same thing, snarky, but oh well. BRING ON THE SAUSAGE!!! LOL
kurgen99 | August 18, 2010 at 2:20 pm
MAN CRUSH!
Hey, he’s Swedish.
jess87 | August 18, 2010 at 2:26 pm
Swedish men are SO HOT!!
Viv | August 18, 2010 at 2:20 pm
Is hair THAT big a deal? Even men shave their armpits? …anyway, thank you so much for the post, more please!
Sandy | August 19, 2010 at 1:42 pm
The photo is a known shop. He has said (I love the show…True Blood LOL) that he’ll never shave like that because it hurts growing back in.
Can we relate or what ladies? We just have no choice in the matter.
cheers
Sandy
chuck d | August 18, 2010 at 2:22 pm
Alexander Skarsgard
Jason Toohey, Snooki’s new boyfriend, Jeff Miranda.
4 guys (including Snooki) to start the day, how gay
The Inquisition | August 18, 2010 at 2:23 pm
He needs to do this more often.
katy | August 18, 2010 at 2:23 pm
Effing awwesome. this is hawwwwt…
but i
I do enjoy the constant baps.
i’m still waiting out for katy perrys..
horn dog | August 18, 2010 at 2:35 pm
mmmmm damn girl…maybe you can show us yours??? the site is a helmet party and is in dire need of baps!
Bunny | August 18, 2010 at 2:27 pm
Okay, I took a long look at this guy and here’s what I think. I like my men a little better looking in the face but I’d give this dude the sit and ride. Nice hard abs makes for a good grind.
Boo-yah.
horn dog | August 18, 2010 at 2:37 pm
saddle up, honey!
jessesgirl | August 18, 2010 at 2:44 pm
I agree, -sure his face isn’t the best with those puffy eyes and nose but I’d still ride him. Plus, he hates fat chicks which is a huge plus in my book.
SU | August 18, 2010 at 10:07 pm
You sound fat, Bunny. Are you sure your name isn’t “Fatty”?
Bunny | August 19, 2010 at 12:21 pm
Huh, that’s interesting because you sound like a douche bag.
You’d give anything to fuck me, trust that, idiot.
Jo | August 18, 2010 at 2:28 pm
YUM!
The Gregor | August 18, 2010 at 2:31 pm
”No more yanky my wanky. The Donger need food.”
Paula | August 18, 2010 at 2:33 pm
He is so damn hot! I’d hit it….twice…..then again for good measure.
Jess | August 18, 2010 at 2:40 pm
Fish – you made my Tuesday! Thanks!
freebie | August 18, 2010 at 2:42 pm
Body doesn’t look bad – but he’s not really handsome.
jessesgirl | August 18, 2010 at 2:46 pm
He has a really short ass crack
ass eatin' Imam | August 18, 2010 at 4:52 pm
nice observation…as an ass eatin’ Imam, I like ass cracks of all shapes and sizes, as long as they belong to a dude
Anon | August 18, 2010 at 2:47 pm
I don’t think he’s that hot. What self-respecting man clears his entire body of hair like that? I like a little something to grab onto, maybe to make up for my own tininess. I’m sure he gets whatever ass he wants, though, so I’m sure he doesn’t mind having me not dig him :)
Cock Dr | August 18, 2010 at 2:47 pm
I wonder if he’s smooth all over.
Pull down the sheet a little lower for the doctor……….
M | August 18, 2010 at 3:05 pm
I bet his taint smells like rotting garbage.
Doc Schweinstrudel | August 18, 2010 at 3:29 pm
I NEED BE F*CKED SO BADLY!
ass eatin' Imam | August 18, 2010 at 4:51 pm
Duly noted.
Kelce | August 18, 2010 at 3:47 pm
I like gay Fish. He gives us goodies.
Bre | August 18, 2010 at 4:53 pm
Yay! Finally some candy for the lady readers. Can we get a pap crew following Alexander with daily butt shots?? (a la Kim Kardashian)
SU | August 18, 2010 at 10:08 pm
No. Now shut up & go back to fucking your vibrator, you fat soccer mom.
Lovespringgreen | August 18, 2010 at 5:02 pm
God, he’s so hot !!!!! :)
Lori | August 18, 2010 at 6:51 pm
It’s hard to look sexy when you just look shallow and dumb when you try to put on your sexiest look. No substance. Just blehhh. Working out every muscle in your body does not make you sexy. Get a clue. Women like intelligence AND looks.
Cate | August 18, 2010 at 7:04 pm
Just an FYI, the main picture is photoshopped, guys. That’s not really his body. It was made on one of the fan forums as a joke (from the True Blood books) as the cover of a calender…. Mr. January.
All the other pictures are real, though.
And he is rather magnificent…
amy | January 30, 2012 at 6:34 pm
yea have you seen those photos of him showering…
Snarky_Pup | August 18, 2010 at 9:14 pm
Stand aside and allow this uncircumsized Scandinavian God to show you how it’s done. I have an idol, and his name is Alex Skarsgard.
SU | August 18, 2010 at 10:09 pm
You’re either a fag or a fat hag (I guess that could be shortened to “fag” too)
Now go get me a beer and the newspaper. And hey, where the fuck is my dinner?
Snarky_Pup | August 18, 2010 at 10:37 pm
Aw, somebody’s still upset that he got stuck with an itty bitty penis. It’s okay. No one will ever see it anyway.
captain america | August 19, 2010 at 12:34 am
when he says anal, HE IS GOING ANAL WITH THE BOYS!!
Malewhore | August 20, 2010 at 1:44 am
Back to back post about naked dudes… WTF!
Rike | August 21, 2010 at 6:37 am
Cate is right.
The first picture is photoshopped. That is Eric Nies and the armpits were not shaved in the original.
Bored with life | August 21, 2010 at 12:01 pm
I’m not gay, but I’d let him go balls deep in my ass…
Tiffany | April 10, 2011 at 2:39 am
I would not mind getting lost on that set in the dark…
amy | January 30, 2012 at 6:33 pm
He is completely and absolutely gorgeous…i would pay good money to fuck that ;) Yummy.