In the latest issue of Rolling Stone, Alexander Skarsgard basically reveals he likes his penis to flop all over the set of True Blood whenever he’s filming nude scenes which, if you’ve never seen the show, is pretty much every single episode. Via The Huffington Post:
Alexander Skarsgard goes sockless. “I don’t want a sock around it, that feels ridiculous,” he told the magazine. “If we’re naked in the scene, then I’m naked. I’ve always been that way.”
Of course. Alexander Skarsgard subjects his co-workers to his penis and he’s a “dreamboat.” I do it and suddenly there’s a bunch of people arguing over how I got away with writing “The chick in that video had sweet tits,” instead of my signature in the Sexual Harassment Handbook. Maybe because she did and the truth always prevails. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m a serious method actor who takes his coffee pantsless. *zipppppp*
And thus was born “The Skarsgard Defense.”
The End.
I can’t tell if he is attractive or dorky. He looks like kind of a hybrid.
agreed. But switch dorky with average.
He is to old to sin with, I like to have sex with 12 year old boys.
He’s always been that way, in Zoolander he manages to be dumb, dorky and hot all at the same time. Gasoline Fight!
!!!!! he was in zoolander???????????????? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…..*youtubeing* …….. :0 my Eric fantasy has just been destroyed :(
Omg!! I want a piece of this sooo bad!! I need to go on this set!
I’d hit it.
Several times! lol
fish damn you you’re turning this site into fucking socialitelife with all these f——. is there something you want to tell us?
seriously where are all the hot fuckin nubiles we used to see here. come on get it together
Shhhhhhhhhhh Dude!
I’m lovin the cocks on here today. Delicioso!
yea, MMM COCK
wow cool to see the ladies gettin’ nasty for a change too…
Let us have our day….even if it is just silly overwaxed & steroidal chumps.
He’s smoking HOT!!!! grrrr
Holy sausage-fest. Looks like Wednesday is for the ladies. I’ll be back tomorrow.
About damn time us women get some eye candy for a change! lol
I second that…
I third that motion. *drool* If Danes didn’t hate Swedes so much, I would do terrible things to that man
I FOURTH that motion. tee hee. :)
I’m fairly sure that “Kevin” was seconding “William Dixon”, not “ugottabekiddingme”. I bet when he clicked reply, ugotta’s comment hadn’t posted yet. So you two horny hussies down there are second and third not third and fourth :-)
I was thinking the same thing, snarky, but oh well. BRING ON THE SAUSAGE!!! LOL
MAN CRUSH!
Hey, he’s Swedish.
Swedish men are SO HOT!!
Is hair THAT big a deal? Even men shave their armpits? …anyway, thank you so much for the post, more please!
The photo is a known shop. He has said (I love the show…True Blood LOL) that he’ll never shave like that because it hurts growing back in.
Can we relate or what ladies? We just have no choice in the matter.
cheers
Sandy
Alexander Skarsgard
Jason Toohey, Snooki’s new boyfriend, Jeff Miranda.
4 guys (including Snooki) to start the day, how gay
He needs to do this more often.
Effing awwesome. this is hawwwwt…
but i
I do enjoy the constant baps.
i’m still waiting out for katy perrys..
mmmmm damn girl…maybe you can show us yours??? the site is a helmet party and is in dire need of baps!
Okay, I took a long look at this guy and here’s what I think. I like my men a little better looking in the face but I’d give this dude the sit and ride. Nice hard abs makes for a good grind.
Boo-yah.
saddle up, honey!
I agree, -sure his face isn’t the best with those puffy eyes and nose but I’d still ride him. Plus, he hates fat chicks which is a huge plus in my book.
You sound fat, Bunny. Are you sure your name isn’t “Fatty”?
Huh, that’s interesting because you sound like a douche bag.
You’d give anything to fuck me, trust that, idiot.
YUM!
”No more yanky my wanky. The Donger need food.”
He is so damn hot! I’d hit it….twice…..then again for good measure.
Fish – you made my Tuesday! Thanks!
Body doesn’t look bad – but he’s not really handsome.
Much cuter when smiling & not spattered in blood.
Yeah…not bad at ALL.
He has a really short ass crack
nice observation…as an ass eatin’ Imam, I like ass cracks of all shapes and sizes, as long as they belong to a dude
I don’t think he’s that hot. What self-respecting man clears his entire body of hair like that? I like a little something to grab onto, maybe to make up for my own tininess. I’m sure he gets whatever ass he wants, though, so I’m sure he doesn’t mind having me not dig him :)
I wonder if he’s smooth all over.
Pull down the sheet a little lower for the doctor……….
http://www.avclub.com/assets/images/articles/article/14315/tvote-tunde_jpg_595x325_crop_upscale_q85.jpg
I bet his taint smells like rotting garbage.
homo afeita su axilas
I NEED BE F*CKED SO BADLY!
Duly noted.
is that is thumb or his ball in the tub pic?
naked is how I like him best
I like gay Fish. He gives us goodies.
Yay! Finally some candy for the lady readers. Can we get a pap crew following Alexander with daily butt shots?? (a la Kim Kardashian)
No. Now shut up & go back to fucking your vibrator, you fat soccer mom.
God, he’s so hot !!!!! :)
God DAMN is he hot.
It’s hard to look sexy when you just look shallow and dumb when you try to put on your sexiest look. No substance. Just blehhh. Working out every muscle in your body does not make you sexy. Get a clue. Women like intelligence AND looks.
Just an FYI, the main picture is photoshopped, guys. That’s not really his body. It was made on one of the fan forums as a joke (from the True Blood books) as the cover of a calender…. Mr. January.
All the other pictures are real, though.
And he is rather magnificent…
yea have you seen those photos of him showering…
hahaha his thumb!
Stand aside and allow this uncircumsized Scandinavian God to show you how it’s done. I have an idol, and his name is Alex Skarsgard.
You’re either a fag or a fat hag (I guess that could be shortened to “fag” too)
Now go get me a beer and the newspaper. And hey, where the fuck is my dinner?
Aw, somebody’s still upset that he got stuck with an itty bitty penis. It’s okay. No one will ever see it anyway.
Viggo Mortensen’s buff baby brother.
So hot! Lovin the long hair :)-
when he says anal, HE IS GOING ANAL WITH THE BOYS!!
I would hump that
are you SURE thats his thumb? my imagination would like to think otherwise. this man is pure hotness!!!
HOT DAMN…he is DAMN HOT.
Back to back post about naked dudes… WTF!
Ominnominnom…delicious!
He’s so tall and hot, but in interviews he’s SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO goofy and awkward…. which makes him so much hotter. Cocky guys are gross.
I certainly agree
Cate is right.
The first picture is photoshopped. That is Eric Nies and the armpits were not shaved in the original.
I’m not gay, but I’d let him go balls deep in my ass…
woow!! haha when my friends said he was hot they really meant it!! wow he is HOOOOOTT!! ddaaaaammmnnnnnnn hahahah wow got me blushing!
i’m all wet and wiggly now. unfffffff this guy is gorgeous
they both need to take their shirts off immediately
I would not mind getting lost on that set in the dark…
Um, I hate to tell you all, but that pic is not of Alex. It’s his face on some model’s body.