Alexander Skarsgard: ‘When I’m Naked, I’m Naked’

In the latest issue of Rolling Stone, Alexander Skarsgard basically reveals he likes his penis to flop all over the set of True Blood whenever he’s filming nude scenes which, if you’ve never seen the show, is pretty much every single episode. Via The Huffington Post:

Alexander Skarsgard goes sockless. “I don’t want a sock around it, that feels ridiculous,” he told the magazine. “If we’re naked in the scene, then I’m naked. I’ve always been that way.”

Of course. Alexander Skarsgard subjects his co-workers to his penis and he’s a “dreamboat.” I do it and suddenly there’s a bunch of people arguing over how I got away with writing “The chick in that video had sweet tits,” instead of my signature in the Sexual Harassment Handbook. Maybe because she did and the truth always prevails. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m a serious method actor who takes his coffee pantsless. *zipppppp*

And thus was born “The Skarsgard Defense.”

The End.