Alexander Skarsgard: ‘When I’m Naked, I’m Naked’

August 18th, 2010 // 83 Comments

In the latest issue of Rolling Stone, Alexander Skarsgard basically reveals he likes his penis to flop all over the set of True Blood whenever he’s filming nude scenes which, if you’ve never seen the show, is pretty much every single episode. Via The Huffington Post:

Alexander Skarsgard goes sockless. “I don’t want a sock around it, that feels ridiculous,” he told the magazine. “If we’re naked in the scene, then I’m naked. I’ve always been that way.”

Of course. Alexander Skarsgard subjects his co-workers to his penis and he’s a “dreamboat.” I do it and suddenly there’s a bunch of people arguing over how I got away with writing “The chick in that video had sweet tits,” instead of my signature in the Sexual Harassment Handbook. Maybe because she did and the truth always prevails. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m a serious method actor who takes his coffee pantsless. *zipppppp*

And thus was born “The Skarsgard Defense.”

The End.

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  1. Duke

    I can’t tell if he is attractive or dorky. He looks like kind of a hybrid.

  2. Hack Saw

    I’d hit it.

  3. fish damn you you’re turning this site into fucking socialitelife with all these f——. is there something you want to tell us?

    seriously where are all the hot fuckin nubiles we used to see here. come on get it together

  4. Alexander Skarsgard
    G!NY
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s smoking HOT!!!! grrrr

  5. Holy sausage-fest. Looks like Wednesday is for the ladies. I’ll be back tomorrow.

  6. kurgen99

    MAN CRUSH!

    Hey, he’s Swedish.

  7. Viv

    Is hair THAT big a deal? Even men shave their armpits? …anyway, thank you so much for the post, more please!

    • Sandy

      The photo is a known shop. He has said (I love the show…True Blood LOL) that he’ll never shave like that because it hurts growing back in.

      Can we relate or what ladies? We just have no choice in the matter.

      cheers
      Sandy

  8. chuck d

    Alexander Skarsgard
    Jason Toohey, Snooki’s new boyfriend, Jeff Miranda.
    4 guys (including Snooki) to start the day, how gay

  9. The Inquisition

    He needs to do this more often.

  10. katy

    Effing awwesome. this is hawwwwt…

    but i
    I do enjoy the constant baps.
    i’m still waiting out for katy perrys..

    • horn dog

      mmmmm damn girl…maybe you can show us yours??? the site is a helmet party and is in dire need of baps!

  11. Bunny

    Okay, I took a long look at this guy and here’s what I think. I like my men a little better looking in the face but I’d give this dude the sit and ride. Nice hard abs makes for a good grind.

    Boo-yah.

  12. ‎”No more yanky my wanky. The Donger need food.”

  13. Paula

    He is so damn hot! I’d hit it….twice…..then again for good measure.

  14. Jess

    Fish – you made my Tuesday! Thanks!

  15. freebie

    Body doesn’t look bad – but he’s not really handsome.

  16. Alexander Skarsgard
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Much cuter when smiling & not spattered in blood.
    Yeah…not bad at ALL.

  17. jessesgirl

    He has a really short ass crack

    • ass eatin' Imam

      nice observation…as an ass eatin’ Imam, I like ass cracks of all shapes and sizes, as long as they belong to a dude

  18. Anon

    I don’t think he’s that hot. What self-respecting man clears his entire body of hair like that? I like a little something to grab onto, maybe to make up for my own tininess. I’m sure he gets whatever ass he wants, though, so I’m sure he doesn’t mind having me not dig him :)

  19. Cock Dr

    I wonder if he’s smooth all over.
    Pull down the sheet a little lower for the doctor……….

  20. M

    I bet his taint smells like rotting garbage.

  21. Alexander Skarsgard
    chuck d
    Commented on this photo:

    homo afeita su axilas

  22. Doc Schweinstrudel

    I NEED BE F*CKED SO BADLY!

  23. Alexander Skarsgard
    shariceism
    Commented on this photo:

    is that is thumb or his ball in the tub pic?

  24. Alexander Skarsgard
    nope
    Commented on this photo:

    naked is how I like him best

  25. Kelce

    I like gay Fish. He gives us goodies.

  26. Bre

    Yay! Finally some candy for the lady readers. Can we get a pap crew following Alexander with daily butt shots?? (a la Kim Kardashian)

  27. Lovespringgreen

    God, he’s so hot !!!!! :)

  28. Alexander Skarsgard
    WOW
    Commented on this photo:

    God DAMN is he hot.

  29. Lori

    It’s hard to look sexy when you just look shallow and dumb when you try to put on your sexiest look. No substance. Just blehhh. Working out every muscle in your body does not make you sexy. Get a clue. Women like intelligence AND looks.

  30. Just an FYI, the main picture is photoshopped, guys. That’s not really his body. It was made on one of the fan forums as a joke (from the True Blood books) as the cover of a calender…. Mr. January.

    All the other pictures are real, though.

    And he is rather magnificent…

  31. Alexander Skarsgard
    iris
    Commented on this photo:

    hahaha his thumb!

  32. Snarky_Pup

    Stand aside and allow this uncircumsized Scandinavian God to show you how it’s done. I have an idol, and his name is Alex Skarsgard.

    • SU

      You’re either a fag or a fat hag (I guess that could be shortened to “fag” too)

      Now go get me a beer and the newspaper. And hey, where the fuck is my dinner?

      • Snarky_Pup

        Aw, somebody’s still upset that he got stuck with an itty bitty penis. It’s okay. No one will ever see it anyway.

  33. Alexander Skarsgard
    Commented on this photo:

    Viggo Mortensen’s buff baby brother.

  34. Alexander Skarsgard
    hotness
    Commented on this photo:

    So hot! Lovin the long hair :)-

  35. captain america

    when he says anal, HE IS GOING ANAL WITH THE BOYS!!

  36. Alexander Skarsgard
    Woofus
    Commented on this photo:

    I would hump that

  37. Alexander Skarsgard
    e-rock
    Commented on this photo:

    are you SURE thats his thumb? my imagination would like to think otherwise. this man is pure hotness!!!

  38. Alexander Skarsgard
    ebb
    Commented on this photo:

    HOT DAMN…he is DAMN HOT.

  39. Malewhore

    Back to back post about naked dudes… WTF!

  40. Alexander Skarsgard
    Commented on this photo:

    Ominnominnom…delicious!

  41. Alexander Skarsgard
    Becs
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s so tall and hot, but in interviews he’s SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO goofy and awkward…. which makes him so much hotter. Cocky guys are gross.

  42. Rike

    Cate is right.
    The first picture is photoshopped. That is Eric Nies and the armpits were not shaved in the original.

  43. Bored with life

    I’m not gay, but I’d let him go balls deep in my ass…

  44. Alexander Skarsgard
    NBC
    Commented on this photo:

    woow!! haha when my friends said he was hot they really meant it!! wow he is HOOOOOTT!! ddaaaaammmnnnnnnn hahahah wow got me blushing!

  45. Alexander Skarsgard
    chelsea
    Commented on this photo:

    i’m all wet and wiggly now. unfffffff this guy is gorgeous

  46. Alexander Skarsgard
    chelsea
    Commented on this photo:

    they both need to take their shirts off immediately

  47. Tiffany

    I would not mind getting lost on that set in the dark…

  48. Alexander Skarsgard
    Rina
    Commented on this photo:

    Um, I hate to tell you all, but that pic is not of Alex. It’s his face on some model’s body.

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