Alexander Skarsgard Is Seriously Banging Everyone, You Think I’m Joking

May 31st, 2012 // 22 Comments

(h/t Mary for the lamb pic from the mind-meltingest Alexander Skarsgard pictorial you’ll ever see in your life.)

 

Photos: Bullett, Getty, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Abby Normal

    He’s just like a spunky little Johnny Appleseed, our Alex.

  2. wheiie

    Paulina Porizkova♥

  3. dooood

    take that clip maple jesus tweeted regarding that paternity suit chick.
    copy n paste it here.

    dear fish, ______________________.

  4. You walk around holding a lamb like that, you’re gonna get fucked.

  5. The only way this could get any better would be if The Northman were holding Peter Dinklage, instead of that lamb.

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    Erzulie
    Commented on this photo:

    I love Kenneth!!! More news about Jack McBrayer please :O)

  7. EricLr

    Verily, he is the vaginal messiah, come to redeem us all.

  8. Mary 'weaselmouse'

    I wanna be that lamb…bah…

  9. lol

    There’s a blurb from the interview that says he walked around the shoot teasing the lamb that he had lamb stew the night before.

  10. OK, if it has to be me, here goes:

    Anyone think The Skarsgård is looking a little sheepish in the “After” picture?

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    Commented on this photo:

    Oh my god, is that Micah Baskir in that picture, the brilliant new up and coming filmmaker!?

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    MyRightOne
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh, never mind. Juuuuuust counting sheep. 11678, 11679, 11680, 11681…

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    MyRightOne
    Commented on this photo:

    Horizontal stripes back there has no idea what’s about to happen to her. BAM! Mutton chops! At least she’ll have a good yarn to spin for her blonde, blue-eyed Viking brood in a few years about the day she encountered their daddy’s lightning rod and lived to tell the tale.

  14. locknload

    Who’s gonna take you home?

    Don’t fucking play with my heart. There’s no living being on this planet who could deny The Skarsgard at this point.

    What a fuckin tease. Who’s gonna take you home? Oh, no one but every single living object with vision capabilities.

    I was so pleased with your Ian Somerhalder and Skarsgard posts. I’m still goin strong SW. Still goin strong.

  15. Moe

    He has Christ between his thighs, only with a shorter beard

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    Simplyjack
    Commented on this photo:

    Who knew vampires could develop bags under their eyes?

  17. MyRightOne

    The Skarsgård can do no wrong. Even if he ends up wearing suspenders, leather breeches and lederhosen while snacking on wienerschnitzel on the cover of Oktoberfest Life: The Colossal Cleavage Collection. Especially then, actually.

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    Cat
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey looks really creepy when he smiles. Still really hot though.

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