(h/t Mary for the lamb pic from the mind-meltingest Alexander Skarsgard pictorial you’ll ever see in your life.)
Photos: Bullett, Getty, Splash News, WENN
Alexander Skarsgard Is Seriously Banging Everyone, You Think I’m Joking
May 31st, 2012 // 22 Comments
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He’s just like a spunky little Johnny Appleseed, our Alex.
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“Hey, stranger! What took you so loooong?!”
take that clip maple jesus tweeted regarding that paternity suit chick.
copy n paste it here.
dear fish, ______________________.
You walk around holding a lamb like that, you’re gonna get fucked.
The only way this could get any better would be if The Northman were holding Peter Dinklage, instead of that lamb.
Or Dinklage could be riding the lamb behind Alexander (who of course would be on a white unicorn)
Seriously, if that happens just phone in the Apocalypse. No one will be getting any pussy from that day forth, yea, until the end of time.
I love Kenneth!!! More news about Jack McBrayer please :O)
Verily, he is the vaginal messiah, come to redeem us all.
I wanna be that lamb…bah…
There’s a blurb from the interview that says he walked around the shoot teasing the lamb that he had lamb stew the night before.
OK, if it has to be me, here goes:
Anyone think The Skarsgård is looking a little sheepish in the “After” picture?
Oh my god, is that Micah Baskir in that picture, the brilliant new up and coming filmmaker!?
Oh, never mind. Juuuuuust counting sheep. 11678, 11679, 11680, 11681…
Horizontal stripes back there has no idea what’s about to happen to her. BAM! Mutton chops! At least she’ll have a good yarn to spin for her blonde, blue-eyed Viking brood in a few years about the day she encountered their daddy’s lightning rod and lived to tell the tale.
Who’s gonna take you home?
Don’t fucking play with my heart. There’s no living being on this planet who could deny The Skarsgard at this point.
What a fuckin tease. Who’s gonna take you home? Oh, no one but every single living object with vision capabilities.
I was so pleased with your Ian Somerhalder and Skarsgard posts. I’m still goin strong SW. Still goin strong.
He has Christ between his thighs, only with a shorter beard
Who knew vampires could develop bags under their eyes?
The Skarsgård can do no wrong. Even if he ends up wearing suspenders, leather breeches and lederhosen while snacking on wienerschnitzel on the cover of Oktoberfest Life: The Colossal Cleavage Collection. Especially then, actually.
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Hey looks really creepy when he smiles. Still really hot though.