Alexander Skarsgard Is Back

“Okay, everybody say, ‘What do you mean I’m pregnant? I’ve been through menopause!'”

It’s literally been a year since I’ve posted about Alexander Skarsgard, and the reason for that is two-fold: 1. He basically vanished. I don’t know how, I don’t know where, but I assume there’s a rainforest village that quadrupled in size and will one day vanquish all. 2. I finally saw Battleship and just.. just goddammit. But I’m better now, so here’s The Skarsgard making his triumphant return to Sundance along with rumors that he’s dating Margot Robbie who I like to believe he spiked on the red carpet as a message to those who dared doubt a Lord of Thunderfük. Has he not bested your most desirable vagina? Is it not rife with sextuplets? That are already seniors in high school.

NOTE: I can’t remember all the cheesy 80s songs I burned through, so we’ll go back to a classic Skarsgard riff, and P.S. It’s a girl. All eight of them.

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