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Do you wake up every morning and spend an hour searching for songs to go with that day’s Skarsgard pictures?
Not that I’m complaining, I’m just intrigued about your method.
It’s pretty much exactly like that.
I LOLed. That is why I keep coming back for more.
That song inspires in me the strong urge to barf.
He is garbed, and thus uninteresting to me.
LMAO…are you serious….
I can’t hear this song without seeing a silhouette of Kelly McGillis licking Tom Cruise’s neck. Looking back, they both must have been pretty grossed out.
Goose was into it though.
This song also works with the picture of Khloe looking at the 9 tier cake at her sister’s wedding.
It is also appropriate for Beiber and Usher
Georgio: hahaha
Well crap, my phone won’t let me hear the song! Will someone tell me what song it is, please?
it’s the song that plays during the sex scene in top gun – Playing with the Boys by Kenny Loggins.
LOL, McBeef.
I have loved the Superficial for many years now but it is hilarious shit like this that makes me remember why I love it and follow it religiously.
Where did this fascination with Skarsgard start? Seriously what am I missing here?
Is this just a US thing or has he said in an interview that hes god or something?
I think it started when he began carrying around 4 year old girls like handbags.
Ah that makes sense.
although this song initially made me think he was gay and/or a scientologist… god knows which is worse
Ever since he went to NYC to film a movie and has been photographed almost daily doing various things like acting as a human jungle gym for a child and lovingly hugging a pole and walking to the gym with a big bulge
Basically it started when Fish posted that he was newly single and DTF, and his female readership collectively got moist.
no, its not just a “US thing” he is gorgeous, everyone woman i know would hit that in a secondddd
Well on his show True Blood his character was referred to as a Vampire Viking God and several print articles have referred to his character as a (sex) god. There is definitely some “fascination” with Alexander Skarsgard in the US!
Not a US thing… He’s hot all over the world. Vampire Eric… yum, yum, yum.. and I speak for Australia when I say, Come on down, Alex… no, really, I mean it, come down…
ENOUGH OF THIS CRAP !!!! There’s real news out there that you are not reporting. News that everyone here needs to know, has to know, cannot live without knowing.
LINDSAY LOHAN drunkenly threw a glass at a photographer, missed him and hit a waitress instead. She punched out a brunette, she single handedly destroyed a party put out by a major fashion magazine. She brought out the police and the medics.
Lindsay Lohan is destroying Manhattan better than Godzilla destroyed Tokyo, AND NOT ONE WORD FROM THE SUPERFICIAL. Stop coasting Fish, and give us WHAT WE WANT!!!!!
Um….yeah, he covered the Lindsay drink-throwing story yesterday. Hilarious comments were made, and a good time was had by all. Try to keep up.
More Skarsgard!
Do Freebird:
http://www.thesuperficial.com/lindsay-lohan-breasts-fashion-week-throwing-drinks-09-2011
We also have a handy Search function that prevents people from looking like jackasses in the comments. It requires typing words into a little box though, so I understand the complexity.
So nice…such a helper to those who are a little slow.
Or he can click on Page 2 at the bottom of the home page. Because I don’t think this guy’s put anything into a little box for some time.
Do Freebird, how does your foot in your mouth taste? lol
Also see: Superficial isn’t a news site. It’s a blog. Some dude writes funny shit about celebrities, and masses of slobs post comments on his work.
-Slob.
“Because I don’t think this guy’s put anything into a little box for some time.”
Pure fried gold, TomFrank.
You made my morning even brighter. lol. Thank you.
Yeah, same here. Wouldn’t have wasted my time on page 1 if I’d known about the Skarsgard happening on page 2.
‘I think I’ve wet your rug’…. uh, huh, sure did.
i’m not ashamed to say i cried a little
I love the Skarsgard Songs so much. Don’t ever stop.
He looks like he just sharted
Alexander—Xander. Maybe he’s the father of January Jones’ baby ????
heheh He has the crazy eyes.
“I’m so hot I cannot help but look in the mirror and kiss myself slowly like this…”
Dammit, now I have to go rent Top Gun.
I knew I should not have canceled my Netflix subscription.
God, I love how you move me, Superficial.
My day just started and already it’s complete. I love you, Fish.
Something about him reminds me of Dave Coulier. I’m sorry, please don’t kill me
Caught in the act of whistling, The Skars plays it cool and pretends he’s talking to birds. Birds with big tits. It doesn’t matter. He’s Skarsgard and he can do anything.
Now that’s what I call a rejuvenation of Top Gun, dammit! Remake it and put Skarsgard in NOW!
Seriously, WTF is he doing dicking around remaking “Straw Dogs”?
On days when you have no Skarsgard coverage I feel sad and alone. Your songs, comments, and his image make my life worth living. NEVER STOP!
I just can’t get enough of the Skarsgard with music posts. But let’s be honest here, nothing can top Du Hast. Nothing.
Is it me, or does he have a little Crispin Glover going on here?
That was beautiful.
Serial killer. Guaranteed.
Blink, motherfucker, blink!
I got aroused AND I snorted. Good times.
Omg he looks insane.
I am loving the shit out of this.
So is Fish,last time he’s had this kind of traffic was…well,never I guess.
I am loving the music with the photos! Hilarious!
The Alexander Skarsgard posts this summer have been pure gold. They make me laugh like no other posts on any gossip site. The one about Bosworth saying he was an incredible rapist made me literally choke on my coffee. Fish you make my Skars love grow exponentially. What will happen when he leaves New York?
I only know him from Zoolander. Has he developed any fancier acting skills?
Now I have “Wake me up before you go-go” stuck in my head.
Serious post – find “Generation Kill.” badass.
you are getting gayer and gayer by the skarsgard post
I think that I love you.
Sweden has some good stuff….
hahahahahaha the musiccccc
Okay, how did I know what song was going to be posted with that picture before I even clicked “play”? I’m a little scared right now…