Shh.. Shh.. Alexander Skarsgard’s Here

September 16th, 2011 // 67 Comments

Photos: Getty


  1. Mary

    Do you wake up every morning and spend an hour searching for songs to go with that day’s Skarsgard pictures?

    Not that I’m complaining, I’m just intrigued about your method.

  2. Cock Dr

    That song inspires in me the strong urge to barf.

  3. Alexander Skarsgard Straw Dogs
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    He is garbed, and thus uninteresting to me.

  4. LMAO…are you serious….

  5. Star Droppings

    I can’t hear this song without seeing a silhouette of Kelly McGillis licking Tom Cruise’s neck. Looking back, they both must have been pretty grossed out.

  6. This song also works with the picture of Khloe looking at the 9 tier cake at her sister’s wedding.

  7. I have loved the Superficial for many years now but it is hilarious shit like this that makes me remember why I love it and follow it religiously.

  8. xenith

    Where did this fascination with Skarsgard start? Seriously what am I missing here?

    Is this just a US thing or has he said in an interview that hes god or something?

    • I think it started when he began carrying around 4 year old girls like handbags.

    • Sas

      Ever since he went to NYC to film a movie and has been photographed almost daily doing various things like acting as a human jungle gym for a child and lovingly hugging a pole and walking to the gym with a big bulge

    • TomFrank

      Basically it started when Fish posted that he was newly single and DTF, and his female readership collectively got moist.

    • lily

      no, its not just a “US thing” he is gorgeous, everyone woman i know would hit that in a secondddd

    • Kale

      Well on his show True Blood his character was referred to as a Vampire Viking God and several print articles have referred to his character as a (sex) god. There is definitely some “fascination” with Alexander Skarsgard in the US!

      • browny

        Not a US thing… He’s hot all over the world. Vampire Eric… yum, yum, yum.. and I speak for Australia when I say, Come on down, Alex… no, really, I mean it, come down…

  9. Do Freebird

    ENOUGH OF THIS CRAP !!!! There’s real news out there that you are not reporting. News that everyone here needs to know, has to know, cannot live without knowing.
    LINDSAY LOHAN drunkenly threw a glass at a photographer, missed him and hit a waitress instead. She punched out a brunette, she single handedly destroyed a party put out by a major fashion magazine. She brought out the police and the medics.
    Lindsay Lohan is destroying Manhattan better than Godzilla destroyed Tokyo, AND NOT ONE WORD FROM THE SUPERFICIAL. Stop coasting Fish, and give us WHAT WE WANT!!!!!

  10. youbetcha

    You made my morning even brighter. lol. Thank you.

    • browny

      Yeah, same here. Wouldn’t have wasted my time on page 1 if I’d known about the Skarsgard happening on page 2.

      ‘I think I’ve wet your rug’…. uh, huh, sure did.

  11. Jamie

    i’m not ashamed to say i cried a little

  12. oimachi

    I love the Skarsgard Songs so much. Don’t ever stop.

  13. chaz's tampon string

    He looks like he just sharted

  14. Yeah Hi

    Alexander—Xander. Maybe he’s the father of January Jones’ baby ????

  15. CranAppleSnapple

    heheh He has the crazy eyes.

  16. “I’m so hot I cannot help but look in the mirror and kiss myself slowly like this…”

  17. Venom

    Dammit, now I have to go rent Top Gun.
    I knew I should not have canceled my Netflix subscription.

  18. Can

    God, I love how you move me, Superficial.

  19. TurkusMaximus

    My day just started and already it’s complete. I love you, Fish.

  20. Alexander Skarsgard Straw Dogs
    I Just Ruined This For You
    Commented on this photo:

    Something about him reminds me of Dave Coulier. I’m sorry, please don’t kill me

  21. Caught in the act of whistling, The Skars plays it cool and pretends he’s talking to birds. Birds with big tits. It doesn’t matter. He’s Skarsgard and he can do anything.

  22. Alex

    Now that’s what I call a rejuvenation of Top Gun, dammit! Remake it and put Skarsgard in NOW!

  23. Tina

    On days when you have no Skarsgard coverage I feel sad and alone. Your songs, comments, and his image make my life worth living. NEVER STOP!

  24. Lauren

    I just can’t get enough of the Skarsgard with music posts. But let’s be honest here, nothing can top Du Hast. Nothing.

  25. Is it me, or does he have a little Crispin Glover going on here?

  26. Erica

    That was beautiful.

  27. Alexander Skarsgard Straw Dogs
    Commented on this photo:

    Serial killer. Guaranteed.

  28. Alexander Skarsgard Straw Dogs
    Commented on this photo:

    Blink, motherfucker, blink!

  29. Jen

    I got aroused AND I snorted. Good times.

  30. Alexander Skarsgard Straw Dogs
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    Omg he looks insane.

  31. Courtnizza

    I am loving the shit out of this.

  32. Lissa

    I am loving the music with the photos! Hilarious!

  33. Ay

    The Alexander Skarsgard posts this summer have been pure gold. They make me laugh like no other posts on any gossip site. The one about Bosworth saying he was an incredible rapist made me literally choke on my coffee. Fish you make my Skars love grow exponentially. What will happen when he leaves New York?

  34. CranAppleSnapple

    I only know him from Zoolander. Has he developed any fancier acting skills?
    Now I have “Wake me up before you go-go” stuck in my head.

  35. jaime

    you are getting gayer and gayer by the skarsgard post

  36. Alexander Skarsgard Straw Dogs
    Commented on this photo:

    I think that I love you.

  37. MammaMia

    Sweden has some good stuff….

  38. Alexander Skarsgard Straw Dogs
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    hahahahahaha the musiccccc

  39. Gigi

    Okay, how did I know what song was going to be posted with that picture before I even clicked “play”? I’m a little scared right now…

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