“On three, we find the nearest clinic and vacuum these things out of us.”
If Alexander Skarsgard is the true Nordic God of Sex-Thunder and not some Australian facsimile with delicious abs who foolishly got married and sired a child the second he made it big with his delicious abs, then his father Stellan Skarsgard is Odin, The All-Fucker, who forged his son’s mythical weapon with his own two hands and I’m not just saying that because I saw The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo and now think the Swedish are the type of people who’d mold their kids’ penises into shapes. Completely unrelated. THR reports:
Skarsgard, 61, has become a father for the eighth time on Friday, a rep for the actor confirms to The Hollywood Reporter.
The child, a healthy boy, was born to wife Megan Everett in Stockholm. The couple shares one other child, three-year-old son Ossian.
The other six children — Alexander, Gustaf, Sam, Bill, Valter and Eija — come from Skarsgard’s previous marriage to My Skarsgard.
So remember earlier when I accurately predicted the birth of Snooki‘s son would doom us all to perish in a tornado of AIDS? What I meant was unless Skarsgard the 8th here doesn’t bang said tornado into the sun (And I don’t see why he wouldn’t.), so hopefully nobody killed themselves in a fit of depression since I wrote that post. I probably should’ve got around to this sooner, you’re right.
Photos: Getty
You see that girl, son?
Yes, father.
On three, impregnate!
I bet they could make a dude pregnant
…this site is fucking shit now. nothing but fucking pop-ups and unresponsive scripts.
Pop up blocker, ad blocker, sript blocker, done, done and done.
…and I think we can all agree that the very reason we have to use tools like pop up blocker, ad blocker, script blocker, et al. is because of bullshit sites that are nothing but fucking pop-ups and unresponsive scripts. The superficial has become like one of those russian web sites that are totally out of hand. I fully do not doubt that in a few months time it will be re-directing me to gay anal porn sites.
I don’t get a single pop-up in this site, ever. Quit your bitching and learn to use a goddamn computer.
…umm yeah, except that i’m a systems developer by trade.
So by your own admission you know nothing about operating systems :)
…I know plenty about operating systems…but, of course, this discussion has absolutely nothing to do with operating systems.
Go back and read what Sexjihad said. Do it and fixed. Easy.
…let me draw an analogy here:
you know the super hot girl from high school who was super hot in large part because everyone knew she was kind of loose and who had fucked countless seniors every fri night, the same fri nights you spent at home playing nintendo and eating pringles?
then a few years later you see the damage that the crystal meth addiction did to her, and she’s looking just plain used?
me: “she has the aids now you know”
you: “…damn son, just throw a condom on and nail that shit”
Of course you are. Well, then, did you try to reboot?
@eatme
Gay anal porn sites are where your pop up ads direct you to? I don’t think that’s the website’s fault.
gee, i wish there was some way to fix that…
I had no idea that was his father. I thought it was his older brother.
Got pregnant just reading this. with quadruplets.
Still have yet to see a Skarsgard movie, and still have no desire to.
Yes, Fish. The Skarsgard is the one true Nordic God of Sex-Thunder, and Stell…uh, Odin said, “go forth and propogate and fill the world with men.” (Shut up, he did too.) And the Lord did grin….
Remember, the 8th son of an 8th son is a source of magic.
thats the 7th out of 7th sons.
That title sure sounds like a Game of Thrones reference to me… You a fan fish?
Didn’t know that was his father. Gee, is anyone in Hollywood not related to someone else in the industry?
Yoda is a damned liar! He said that there were only two. Apparently not….
these folk overpopulating this earth better not EVER bitch about crowds
They are both fucking hot.
Oh man daddy Skarsgard was hot back in the day!
Skarsgardasil via intrapenis injection. **Not intended to prevent pregnancy.**
Am I the only one disappointed to find out his dad is a pretty big hollywood actor? But at least he can act.
Had a sex dream about Alex Skarsgard last night. And it was good.
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