Alexander Skarsgard: ‘When I’m Bored, I Have The Sex’

October 11th, 2011 // 52 Comments

Sorry, force of habit.

Probably because of this post (I’m an inspiration.), Alexander Skarsgard appears in the latest issue of Out where he talks about Swedish winters turning the entire country into precision fucking machines. I’ll ready the mop buckets:

Skarsgård: Also, I think part of the reason why there are so many musicians coming out of Sweden is you’re encouraged to play an instrument, or to sing and be creative, from a very early age, and it’s free. It’s a combination of a good school system and the long, dark winters. Because that means people sit in their garages and play music for five months because it’s too cold and dark to be outside.
Åkerlund: That’s the boning season. [Laughter] And then it’s spring, and that’s also boning season. And summer’s the best boning season.
Skarsgård: And that’s also why we’re so liberal and so cool with our sexuality — because we fuck a lot [laughter].
Åkerlund: How much time can you spend playing the drums?
Skarsgård: When you’re bored, just have sex.

I love how Alexander Skarsgard says, “when you’re bored, just have sex.” Because it’s literally that easy to him. “Welp, got a half hour to kill. Barista! Bathroom. Bring nutmeg.”

Photos: Splash News

The Superficial is in Clusterf@ck! Mode this week. Normal posting resumes Mon, Oct 17.


  1. Cock Dr

    What’s down there in the pants pocket that’s so damned interesting? A gold nugget?
    Interesting song choice. I like it.

  2. Kelly

    Alex, I’ll bring the nutmeg and anything else you want to use. I’d be more than happy to relieve your boredom. Repeatedly.

  3. Alexander Skarsgard
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hey man, you bored? Me too!”

  4. Deacon Jones

    Jerking off’s a lot easier, IMO.

    I can’t summon the wife downstairs on Sunday’s after the Eagles let up yet another rushing touchdown, but I can certainly boot up the laptop and get in a quickie before Joe Buck’s fat head is back on the TV.

    • It’s eerie, but that’s exactly what I was thinking – except I watch Nascar.

    • TomFrank

      So that’s marriage? A month in and you’re already sneaking in quickie jerkoffs? I think I’ll stay single.

      • Richard McBeef

        after a couple months you don’t sneak em anymore.

      • Deacon Jones

        We’ve been together 5 years, so the “hey, let’s stay in bed all day!” spontaniety kinda faded around year 2!

        But hey, that’every relationship, if you make it that long

      • Burt

        They or their wives must be fugly. My wife and I a very health relationship (if you know what I mean), and we’ve been married over 10 years.

    • Annette

      @Burt: Holla! My husband and I have been together for 12 years and I know he prefers the real thing. Reading these posts, I thought are people’s sex lives really that bad?

  5. Gwen

    I was worried there wouldn’t be a song in this post, since it contains actual text.

  6. me

    who the heck is this guy?

  7. forrest gump

    ………………….I MASTURBATE, you sucker!!

  8. celebsloveme

    Wow, more than half the comments are about how masturbating is better than real sex. Maybe you guys aren’t doing it right? Also, thank you for this post Fish. Thank you.

    • Cock Dr

      RE: “masturbating is better than real sex.”
      It always will be for many men. They don’t want to fuss with the female orgasm…too much work and then the woman wants to cuddle….and who wants physical affection if it cuts back on TV time?

    • It reminds me of an old joke that I keep going back to…

      Q: How do you make a woman cum?
      A. Who cares?

      Frankly, the cleanup is a hassle, and I’m personally averse to embarassing myself. Oh, and my wife isn’t a midget amputee transsexual.

    • Nick

      Some guys masturbate because the rubber doll looks at them with such judgement.

  9. stratacat

    I just made a rapin’ grunt at my desk.

    I pretended to cough to cover it up, but I expect a call from HR any minute now.

  10. V

    My God I would hit this soooooooo hard I can’t even….

    Brb, moving to Sweden. Men in this continent are fat, bald and think maturbation is better than real sex *packs bags*. Winter is cumming.

  11. Colin

    Nipples erect, masturbating through pocket… This guy is priceless.

  12. Strawberry

    “And that’s also why we’re so liberal and so cool with our sexuality — because we fuck a lot [laughter].”

    Men , women, children, traffic cones, whatever. It’s cool!

    • browny

      Yeah, it’s that that is the real turn on. None of this puritanical shit from guys here… just good, clean, hot sex… Nothing wrong with that.

      Keep it up, Alex. … IT UP.

  13. Boredom sex with the Skarsgod sounds GREAT to me. It certainly beats just sitting around drooling over online pics of him having Skarsgasms alone! LOL!

    I did find the song choice interesting. Personally, I’ve become partial to “Sexy And I Know It” by LMFAO for ASkars’ theme song while I view photos of him online. He may say he doesn’t consider himself all that good-looking, but seriously, who is he kidding? He knows he’s fucking smoking hot and currently melting my computer screen as I type!

  14. After scrolling through all the pictures and seeing him with the friend he met up with on the street, I realized something. I feel sorry for men standing anywhere near Alex. They automatically look shorter and less attractive than they would if standing 100 feet away from him.

    Sorry guys.

    • Burt

      Whatever. Make him 6 inches shorter and he’s average looking at best. No muscle tone whatsoever, either.

      • browny

        Um, you obviously haven’t seen past posts. Please go back and see pics of Alex coming back from gym. Yeah, tall, tight and HOT. Body on him is AMAZING.

        Also, watch True Blood Eric naked bits…

  15. D.O.A.

    Well, he can have sex just because he’s bored. Guys like him always give my balding, unemployed, 5.4 ft ass a reason to lick the wall socket.

  16. molz

    now this is a real man…this is what we want. take note dweebs.

  17. locknload

    Love these Skarsgard posts. LOVE THEM.

    The music just makes it.

  18. I don't understand

    It’s so funny that on The Superficial there is this alternate universe “bizarro” Skarsgard persona where he has a thick accent (sometimes German sounding, sometimes Arnold sounding) and screws everything. Traffic cones, underage children, etc. And yet his fans still LOVE these posts. Why?!?

    • Sherry

      Even though the posts are mocking him, Fish makes them really funny. They are so ridiculous. The music always makes me laugh out loud. Whenever there are new pictures from an Alex event I look forward to The Superficial’s post about it.

  19. girl unimpressed

    i’m still trying to figure out what’s so attractive about this guy. he’s got no ass, long spindly chicken legs, a jaw weakened by the weirdly large cranium above it, a strangely small mouth, a fat skinny body, and just an overall greasy inbred appearance. he must be a very good actor to fool so many people into seeing him as some sort of god, but damned if i’m going to watch a tv show about vampires to find out.

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