He always sees…
[Side Note: Has anyone watched this video recently? Because apparently it's what happens when you give a black man acid in the 1980s. "You heard me, I said I want a gotdamn naked white boy holdin' a gotdamn pig while I'm trying to take a gotdamn shower. And a gotdamn white bitch under the bed! That shit's scary to us. Tryin' to sleep and then be all like, 'Damn, someone's gonna put me in jail for this shit.' Oh, and I want Michael Jackson to sing the hook. Tell 'em I seen them kids. He'll play ball."]
And what exactly is supposed to be attractive about this guy ? He looks like an anemic, under-nourished Justin Long or something … gah. No thanks.
he’s starting to feel like joe frances, just maybe a little less creepy
Lol !!
that didn’t stop them posting 20 pictures of The Skars doing everything but wipe his Nordic ass.
Because he’s not a douche, that’s probably the first charismatic thing about him.
Chicks like tall, athletic dudes that seem nice.
Darling, I hate to break it to you, but if you were standing next to him, no woman on earth would even notice your presence. Anemic and malnourished? have you seen True Blood. Dude is ripped and is 6 ft tall. And European. And rich. You can go shave your back now.
Actually, Alex is 6’5″ of perfectly sculpted Swedish muscle. There are no other men when Alex is in the room.
The Skarsgard offers up some his best smoldering poses for all us SW readers.
It’s hard to smolder effectively when you’re a delicately featured beanpole stork.
I don’t get the appeal either.
“You remind me so much of my ex” he said.
Lay off askars…I’d be on that like Arnold Schwarzenegger on a Mexican housekeeper…
Gah …
ii didn’t know Rocky Horror had a twin.
These posts with music have truly brightened my life. Thank you.
He has a pleasant face.
Trying to understand why so many women are apparently dreaming of that face wedged between their thighs.
That must be the “about to bite you” look.
Omg, This guy’s face reminds me of my friend’s ex who trespassed onto her property one time and was creeping on us through her backyard window. She had one of those modern, glass-paneled homes and like a scene out of a a horror movie, lighting flashed and we saw this dude just watching us, like this guy.
Thank you for that visual, Bianca. Tonight, I shall sleep with TWO knives under my pillow.
hahahaha.
Oh, how I love you, my Nordic God.
So buck teeth and looking like an 8-year old are in style now?
“I see you Mary Jane!”
You can just see it in his eyes. “Will it fit?”
So this is who wear skinny jeans.
Were you and your friend making out?!
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I don’t know if you’ve run this Skarsgård thing into the ground, or tainted it with the pedo jokes, or whatever, but I’m beginning to think it’s run its course.
but he quietly hopes the boy’s of west hollywood are thinking of him right now………
He’s tall and muscular. I can ignore minor problems with his face. What I can’t ignore is the skinny jeans. God dammit why did he do that?
Alexander Skarsgard looks sooooooo yummy :) sweet and strong and hot and,,,rrrrrrrrrrrr. i want him.
I love you, post. You’re always there for me.
Oh Alexander, no need to hide. It’s not stalking when we like it. Don’t stop, Fish, please don’t stop….posting Skarsgard pics.
I see you’re wearing Dora pullups….so am I.
I liked him in zoolander
Me too! His best role by far.
ORANGE MOCHA FRAPUCCINOS
Looks like he’s about to lick it.
Damn you! I had a girly boner on how cute this picture is till I played that damn song. Now it’s creepy
I wonder if playing peek-a-boo on the street to lure children actually works.
So HOT, SO YUMMY.
If hot = mega creepy, then yes. Very much so.
He never would’ve guessed that dry humping lamp posts could be so much fun.
Same mouth as Jeffrey Dahmer.
I knew all that talk of men wanting women with curves was crap!
Nice to see that he and Kate Bosworth are working things out.
I said it before and I’ll say it again! Stand aside and let this uncircumcised Scandinavian god show you how it’s done!
He’s like really good porn for women. Deal with it.
ME WANT THIS NOW. He is so hot, it hurts.
I realise many men will be threatened by the tall, athletic, SWEDISH, sex god that this beautiful, tumescent, scorching MAN is, but, well, you need to get over it…
The future is Skarsgard…
Like
Love it! He is so damn hot!!!
And if you have a link to prove the uncircumcised comment, I would be happy to check it out for everyone. Of course, i would also try to figure out if it’s true with my mouth. Will report back after I regain consciousness.
Yessssss. I love all these butthurt, balding, chubby men bitching about his looks. BITCH PLEASE women love tall, athletic, blonde guys. Deal with it.
I’m up for the pics if anyone has any… and you’ll have to move over on the mouth thing because I’ll be there first… but I’m sure there is PLENTY to go ’round… so form an orderly line right here…
yeah, guys here are frightened *little men when it comes to this gorgeous man…
God love him….
I’d hit it.
I dont care what anyone says I would still hit that