Alexander Skarsgard Sees You, Ladies

August 24th, 2011 // 54 Comments

He always sees…

[Side Note: Has anyone watched this video recently? Because apparently it's what happens when you give a black man acid in the 1980s. "You heard me, I said I want a gotdamn naked white boy holdin' a gotdamn pig while I'm trying to take a gotdamn shower. And a gotdamn white bitch under the bed! That shit's scary to us. Tryin' to sleep and then be all like, 'Damn, someone's gonna put me in jail for this shit.' Oh, and I want Michael Jackson to sing the hook. Tell 'em I seen them kids. He'll play ball."]

Photo: Fame, INFdaily

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  1. Jack Ketch

    And what exactly is supposed to be attractive about this guy ? He looks like an anemic, under-nourished Justin Long or something … gah. No thanks.

  2. Cock Dr

    The Skarsgard offers up some his best smoldering poses for all us SW readers.
    It’s hard to smolder effectively when you’re a delicately featured beanpole stork.

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    Jill
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    “You remind me so much of my ex” he said.

  4. Roberta

    Lay off askars…I’d be on that like Arnold Schwarzenegger on a Mexican housekeeper…

  5. ii didn’t know Rocky Horror had a twin.

  6. L

    These posts with music have truly brightened my life. Thank you.

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    Cock Dr
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    He has a pleasant face.
    Trying to understand why so many women are apparently dreaming of that face wedged between their thighs.

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    Cock Dr
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    That must be the “about to bite you” look.

  9. Omg, This guy’s face reminds me of my friend’s ex who trespassed onto her property one time and was creeping on us through her backyard window. She had one of those modern, glass-paneled homes and like a scene out of a a horror movie, lighting flashed and we saw this dude just watching us, like this guy.

  10. youbetcha

    Oh, how I love you, my Nordic God.

  11. So buck teeth and looking like an 8-year old are in style now?

  12. “I see you Mary Jane!”

  13. Alexander Skarsgard What Maisie Knew
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    You can just see it in his eyes. “Will it fit?”

  14. Alexander Skarsgard What Maisie Knew
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    So this is who wear skinny jeans.

  15. Tell us more!

    Were you and your friend making out?!

  16. TomFrank

    “Alexander Skarsgard Is DTF”: 1265 Facebook likes
    “Alexander Skarsgard Will Have Sex With the East Coast Now”: 618 likes
    “It’s Really This Easy, Ladies: An Alexander Skarsgard PSA”: 420 likes
    “No, Wait, Alexander Skarsgard, NO!”: 144 likes
    “Alexander Skarsgard’s Quest is Equal Opportunity Now, Gentlemen?”: 122 likes
    “This Alexander Skarsgard Thing is Getting Weird Now”: 114 likes

    I don’t know if you’ve run this Skarsgård thing into the ground, or tainted it with the pedo jokes, or whatever, but I’m beginning to think it’s run its course.

  17. forrest gump

    but he quietly hopes the boy’s of west hollywood are thinking of him right now………

  18. Kelce

    He’s tall and muscular. I can ignore minor problems with his face. What I can’t ignore is the skinny jeans. God dammit why did he do that?

  19. lovespringgrreen

    Alexander Skarsgard looks sooooooo yummy :) sweet and strong and hot and,,,rrrrrrrrrrrr. i want him.

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    KC
    Commented on this photo:

    I love you, post. You’re always there for me.

  21. Marceelf

    Oh Alexander, no need to hide. It’s not stalking when we like it. Don’t stop, Fish, please don’t stop….posting Skarsgard pics.

  22. DeucePickle

    I see you’re wearing Dora pullups….so am I.

  23. Hola

    I liked him in zoolander

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    KC
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    Looks like he’s about to lick it.

  25. Reece

    Damn you! I had a girly boner on how cute this picture is till I played that damn song. Now it’s creepy

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    Jenna
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    I wonder if playing peek-a-boo on the street to lure children actually works.

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    flgrl
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    So HOT, SO YUMMY.

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    He never would’ve guessed that dry humping lamp posts could be so much fun.

  29. Hilarious

    Same mouth as Jeffrey Dahmer.

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    Julia
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    I knew all that talk of men wanting women with curves was crap!

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    Amy
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    Nice to see that he and Kate Bosworth are working things out.

  32. ~LoveASkars~

    I said it before and I’ll say it again! Stand aside and let this uncircumcised Scandinavian god show you how it’s done!

    He’s like really good porn for women. Deal with it.

    • browny

      ME WANT THIS NOW. He is so hot, it hurts.

      I realise many men will be threatened by the tall, athletic, SWEDISH, sex god that this beautiful, tumescent, scorching MAN is, but, well, you need to get over it…

      The future is Skarsgard…

    • Marceelf

      Love it! He is so damn hot!!!

      • Marceelf

        And if you have a link to prove the uncircumcised comment, I would be happy to check it out for everyone. Of course, i would also try to figure out if it’s true with my mouth. Will report back after I regain consciousness.

    • V

      Yessssss. I love all these butthurt, balding, chubby men bitching about his looks. BITCH PLEASE women love tall, athletic, blonde guys. Deal with it.

      • browny

        I’m up for the pics if anyone has any… and you’ll have to move over on the mouth thing because I’ll be there first… but I’m sure there is PLENTY to go ’round… so form an orderly line right here…

        yeah, guys here are frightened *little men when it comes to this gorgeous man…

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    V
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    God love him….

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    Kitten karloso
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    I’d hit it.

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    Sally_Two_Dicks
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    I dont care what anyone says I would still hit that

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