“If it’s a girl, throw it off a cliff.”
“Yes sir, Mr. Vampire, sir.”
I make a lot of jokes about Alexander Skarsgard literally banging everything in his path, but at the end of the day, I like to pretend it’s just wholesome family joshing about because otherwise that would mean there are now three things that are absolutely certain in life: Death, taxes and getting plowed at least once by a blonde Swedish fuck-lord. Which is why I found these pics of The Skarsgard grabbing lunch with Jack McBrayer all the more disturbing because now I can’t deny this post happened in real life right down to the lamb transformation. But wool makes me itchy! Goddammit.
Photos: Dean/Ibanez/NPG.com
Skars: “You can be my wingman any time, gay guy.”
McB: “Bullshit! You can be mi . . . damn, you smell nice!”
Everybody wants some.
Don’t fight now…apparently there’s plenty to go around.
It’s like a before and after picture of some kind. Maybe it illustrates the power of human growth hormone or the evils of childhood malnutrition.
I would also add that the heads in the background are racist. I’m not sure exactly how but they are.
skinny dude is gay in real life, right?
A google search shows that no one knows for sure, he’s most….asexual.
He is now.
You can tell McB wants that t-shirt to use as a pillow case. Who wouldn’t, really?
Hey Fish, where’s a Skarsgard post about his new Calvin Klein promo? I had like 3 orgasms last night watching his giant hands feel that girl from behind.
Jack McB is so cute. I can’t believe he’s 39!
“Come with me and I will teach you the Way of the Skarsgard .”
Ok, now show me your O face after getting head from Chewbacca!
o this is some bullshit. ???