Alexander Skarsgard & Kenneth The Page Have Lunch Dates All The Time. NBD.

February 4th, 2013 // 11 Comments

“If it’s a girl, throw it off a cliff.”
“Yes sir, Mr. Vampire, sir.”

I make a lot of jokes about Alexander Skarsgard literally banging everything in his path, but at the end of the day, I like to pretend it’s just wholesome family joshing about because otherwise that would mean there are now three things that are absolutely certain in life: Death, taxes and getting plowed at least once by a blonde Swedish fuck-lord. Which is why I found these pics of The Skarsgard grabbing lunch with Jack McBrayer all the more disturbing because now I can’t deny this post happened in real life right down to the lamb transformation. But wool makes me itchy! Goddammit.

Photos: Dean/Ibanez/NPG.com

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  1. Alexander Skarsgard Jack McBrayer Lunch Date
    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    Skars: “You can be my wingman any time, gay guy.”
    McB: “Bullshit! You can be mi . . . damn, you smell nice!”

  2. Alexander Skarsgard Jack McBrayer Lunch Date
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Everybody wants some.
    Don’t fight now…apparently there’s plenty to go around.

  3. It’s like a before and after picture of some kind. Maybe it illustrates the power of human growth hormone or the evils of childhood malnutrition.

    I would also add that the heads in the background are racist. I’m not sure exactly how but they are.

  4. anonym

    skinny dude is gay in real life, right?

  5. Alexander Skarsgard Jack McBrayer Lunch Date
    Commented on this photo:

    You can tell McB wants that t-shirt to use as a pillow case. Who wouldn’t, really?

  6. Chocolate Twinkies are real

    Hey Fish, where’s a Skarsgard post about his new Calvin Klein promo? I had like 3 orgasms last night watching his giant hands feel that girl from behind.

    Jack McB is so cute. I can’t believe he’s 39!

  7. Alexander Skarsgard Jack McBrayer Lunch Date
    Commented on this photo:

    “Come with me and I will teach you the Way of the Skarsgard .”

  8. Alexander Skarsgard Jack McBrayer Lunch Date
    Commented on this photo:

    Ok, now show me your O face after getting head from Chewbacca!

  9. Alexander Skarsgard Jack McBrayer Lunch Date
    Commented on this photo:

    o this is some bullshit. ???

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