Alexander Skarsgard & Kenneth The Page Have Lunch Dates All The Time. NBD.
“If it’s a girl, throw it off a cliff.”
“Yes sir, Mr. Vampire, sir.”
I make a lot of jokes about Alexander Skarsgard literally banging everything in his path, but at the end of the day, I like to pretend it’s just wholesome family joshing about because otherwise that would mean there are now three things that are absolutely certain in life: Death, taxes and getting plowed at least once by a blonde Swedish fuck-lord. Which is why I found these pics of The Skarsgard grabbing lunch with Jack McBrayer all the more disturbing because now I can’t deny this post happened in real life right down to the lamb transformation. But wool makes me itchy! Goddammit.