Alexander Skarsgard is Single, DTF

The Superficial | July 27, 2011 - 4:15 pm

Alexander Skarsgard and Kate Bosworth have called it quits, according to Us Weekly, and apparently he couldn’t be happier with his new life of plowing through anything with a vagina. I’m as shocked as you are:

During a July 21 Film District bash at Comic-Con in San Diego, the actor, 34, flirted with a brunette — and left the party with her.
“He’s single,” confirms a source, “and he is loving the attention!”

I know this site seems primarily aimed at dudes because we’ll look at anything with two yams or a butt, which is why it feels nice to have a chance to turn to the ladies and say, If you’ve ever thought about desperately hurling your naked body at Alexander Skarsgard, he’d probably fuck you right now without ever learning your name or caring about a single word coming out of your mouth because he’s Alexander Skarsgard and doesn’t have to.

You’re welcome.

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