Alexander Skarsgard and Kate Bosworth have called it quits, according to Us Weekly, and apparently he couldn’t be happier with his new life of plowing through anything with a vagina. I’m as shocked as you are:
During a July 21 Film District bash at Comic-Con in San Diego, the actor, 34, flirted with a brunette — and left the party with her.
“He’s single,” confirms a source, “and he is loving the attention!”
I know this site seems primarily aimed at dudes because we’ll look at anything with two yams or a butt, which is why it feels nice to have a chance to turn to the ladies and say, If you’ve ever thought about desperately hurling your naked body at Alexander Skarsgard, he’d probably fuck you right now without ever learning your name or caring about a single word coming out of your mouth because he’s Alexander Skarsgard and doesn’t have to.
You’re welcome.
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POW!
Meh
I don’t see the attraction either, but whatever.
Wonder what it’s like to have EVERYONE wanting to fuck you.
“I’m sorry, Kate. I always knew that after I became an honorary doctor of the arts, I would dump whoever I was with and find someone better. That’s the dream of becoming an honorary doctor of the arts.”
That just made me laugh. I bet she regrets not having sex with him now.
I could have sworn he loved the cock.
Hmmm…needs a shave.
He does have nice eyes.
Wow, sound like the author is in fact Kate Bosworth ranting about her X
Thanks for the heads up. Redirecting my vagina in his direction!
Same here, thanks Fish!
The line starts here? Ok thanks!
I can’t believe he agreed to star in “Battleship”, the biggest high-priced piece of shit since Armageddon.
Hollywood is dead.
let’s see….Brooklyn Decker is also in the movie. That would be a no brainer.
1. Show up to work on the movie set
2. Pull out penis and insert into Brooklyn’s ass
3. ???
4. Profit
DJ…It died a long time ago….this is just further proof that there are no artists left in Hollywood!
It’s a beautiful day!
So, is that Rihanna he’s about to scoop there?
NO! that’s Kate dressed like Rhianna-For real! Crazy right? She must be insecure and clingy, because Orlando Bloom dumped her, hooked up with Miranda Kerr 2 months later, impregnated her, and then married her. Kate Bosworth didn’t even get a ring!
I don’t understand why so many people (particular) women (with too much time on theirs hands) are hating on Kate. What’s going on here? It’s like every since she hooked up with Alex, jealous, less attractive, vengeful women, have been out for her blood. She’s dating one of most coveted bachelors on this side of the globe. 99% of you whinny sniveling babies, should find your own man and stop attacking the women who date this man. You will never have him, nor would he ever want you. Just look in the mirror, take a deep breath and return back to your burgers, fries, and uninteresting lives! LOL!!!!
I think the “hate” is because she can’t act, has zero charisma and – ever since she lost stupid amounts of weight to become a fashion girl – doesn’t even have “hot” on her CV anymore. She’s basically just a Kardashian/Nicole Richie/ Paris Hilton-style oxygen thief now and people generally don’t like the idea of a attractive, talented young gentleman dating one over a woman of greater perceived substance.
Oooh, she’s wearing those limited-edition Batman sound-effects earrings. I wonder if the other one says “WHAMM!” or” OOOOFF!”
I get this guy and Skwisgaar Skwigelf confused despite the latter being lightyears more awesome than the former.
….I love you.
“You were right, Alex. With these glasses and this half-beard, no one’s recognized me enough to kick my ass for ruining Green Lantern.”
@TomFrank i think your confusing him for Ryan Renolds. Thats Ryan Kwanten. Fail
I would not reject this man’s carefully wrapped penis.
The things I would do to him. . . . .
Hey hey hey, what about Jason Stackhouse? He deserves to be mentioned in this pic. Delicious.
Butt-HIS-face
win
I believe picture #7 is the brunette he left with….which explains why he and Kate Bosworth are no longer together…she tired of being the “beard”.
I hear he walks around naked in True blood sex scenes. Why og WHY haven’t anyone posted pictures of that on the internet????
I would pay a lot to see that. He is gooooooooooooorgeous. The guys I work with are fugly. I wish more men looked like this one, it would make work life so much less crap,
His ass is amazing isn’t it????
fuck yeah, heavenly man ass!
someone doesn’t know what “brunette” means…
I’m glad my last name doesn’t look like a cat walked across the keyboard.
Haha! That’s pretty fucking funny.
I give that hairline 4 years, max.
It just seems to be receeding because Swedes often have high (or steep) foreheads.
NORDIC GOD.
Jesus, Fish, don’t tease me like that. I wouldn’t even have to talk to him?
I would fuck him in front of my boyfriend, with both eyes open. Damn, he has got the fuck me eyes down!!
exqueeze me, but have you ever heard of styling gel? lol
“shit, am i famous or somethin?”
Come to mama.
So wait, I can fuck him, and the only ramifications are that he won’t pay attention to anything beyond my erogenous areas?
…. that seems fair.
He’s considered attractive? By what blind tribe?
This weekend I’m going to mountain-climb on his forehead.
Let’s see a picture of you! you must be gods gift to man kind if you’re bold and arrogant enough to make a comment like that. Whose swooning over you?
You must be from a different breed of people all together cause just about every woman that I know thinks that he is extremely sexy. His eyes scream fuck me!
he likes to have YES-MEN around his person.
SO LADIES ARE OUT!!
Comic-Con’s on the spot plumber looking for a loo to unclog.
Kevin is pulling off the most convincing transvestite look I’ve ever seen.
So tall… So sexy…
WANT. NOW.
He makes me laugh (at wearing panties)!
A+
OOOOOOOh My God!!! This guy is the one and only one on my “promission to fuck”-list. I should warn my boyfriend he’s on the loose now…
He’s tall. Has a weird-looking old-man face. Pre-anorexia Kate Bosworth would’ve been way out of his league. I’m a woman and I don’t see the appeal at all.
He is pretty and I approve.
Break me off a piece of that!
@TomFrank i think your confusing him for Ryan Renolds. Thats Ryan Kwanten. Fail.
Maybe it’s a nordic thing then… I’m from Finland and I just can’t get over the hottnes of Alex
Oh I would fuck him anywhere, anytime, and in front of anyone. He is the most attractive man that I have ever laid eyes on. His eyes draw you in. and he has the nicest ass I have ever seen. He is just hot hot hot.
yes, but did he buy her an ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPUCCINO??
hahahahah who knows, maybe he did! ;>