Alexander Skarsgard’s Quest is Equal Opportunity Now, Gentlemen?

“Well, I was aiming for that traffic cone, but why not? Would you mind holding these binders I carry around for no apparent reason? We’re going to a place without words now…”

[Ed. Note: Legal just told me I have to include this song clip, or GLAAD can technically sue the site right out from under us. It sounded legitimate.]

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