Alexander Skarsgard Went To Toy Fair. Why Not?

February 14th, 2012 // 26 Comments

“If I drive for you, you get your money. You tell me where we start, where we’re going, where we’re going afterwards. I give you five minutes when we get there. Anything happens in that five minutes and I’m yours. No matter what. Anything a minute on either side of that and you’re on your own. I don’t sit in while you’re running it down. I don’t carry a gun. Although I will rape someone if have to. Fantastically, I might add. I drive.”

Photos: Getty


  1. Schweddy Snatch

    He was hoping to find the Island of Misfit Toys, so he can finally quit working for that bastard Santa and pursue his dream of being a dentist.

  2. Alexander Skarsgard
    Commented on this photo:

    Mmm. Nice. Happy Valentine’s Day to me.

  3. Everybody's a comedianne


  4. Jill

    I’m sorry the title of your psot got cut off. It should have read “Alexander Skarsgard Went To Toy Fair. WHILE WEARING A GOD DAMN CANADIAN TUXEDO! Why Not?”

  5. Alexander Skarsgard
    Commented on this photo:

    I like that song!! and him. Happy Vday everyone!!!

  6. V

    All I want for Valentine’s are his swedish meatballs!

  7. Adam


  8. Cameron

    He looks different somehow. I wonder if he had something done to his face.

  9. EricLr

    I would make a snide comment, but I’m lost in his eyes.

  10. Cock Dr

    What’s with the puss music? Is the blogger trying to manipulate all the women into throbbing in unison? Too lazy to write the long narrative about slowly unbuttoning that denim shirt?

    • My Right One

      It worked. Dammit.

      Care to take a stab at that narrative? You have my undivided attention. Skarsgard. Denim shirt. Yes. Go. *waits*

    • Frenchgal

      The blogger quoted Drive and put a music from the score of the movie, that’s all !

  11. finally

    Yeah pictures! I feel like its my birthday!

  12. Weaselmouse

    It’s rape if there’s no consent, and who – man or woman – wouldn’t consent to that?

  13. Carolyn

    Ugh. What’s good-looking about this?

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  15. Alexander Skarsgard
    My Right One
    Commented on this photo:

    Sounds ridiculous? Yep. Will you find my butt in the theather glued to this mess on screen with visions of Skarsgard nipples dancing in my head? You better believe it.

  16. LL

    reading the mutual love of skarsgard makes me so happy.
    hes so sexy. UNF. want that dick.

  17. browny

    He achingly HOT. Hot, I tell you. Viking hot. Hot. Mmmmm, and the package.

  18. Alexander Skarsgard
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh, just too gorgeous. LOVE. Welcome back, Swedish god.

  19. Horrified

    I’d toy with him…

  20. lily

    mmmmm the things i would do to this big boy. yum yum.

  21. hamiltonsP

    that Drive shit kills me ahahaha

  22. Alexander Skarsgard
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  23. Locknload

    Combining nordic godness with Drive?

    I’m feeling it.

  24. Mel

    Wow. If I was at the toy fair, I’d want to know if I could buy him to take home and play with.

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