“If I drive for you, you get your money. You tell me where we start, where we’re going, where we’re going afterwards. I give you five minutes when we get there. Anything happens in that five minutes and I’m yours. No matter what. Anything a minute on either side of that and you’re on your own. I don’t sit in while you’re running it down. I don’t carry a gun. Although I will rape someone if have to. Fantastically, I might add. I drive.”
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He was hoping to find the Island of Misfit Toys, so he can finally quit working for that bastard Santa and pursue his dream of being a dentist.
Mmm. Nice. Happy Valentine’s Day to me.
please
I’m sorry the title of your psot got cut off. It should have read “Alexander Skarsgard Went To Toy Fair. WHILE WEARING A GOD DAMN CANADIAN TUXEDO! Why Not?”
I like that song!! and him. Happy Vday everyone!!!
All I want for Valentine’s are his swedish meatballs!
“Rape?”
He looks different somehow. I wonder if he had something done to his face.
I would make a snide comment, but I’m lost in his eyes.
What’s with the puss music? Is the blogger trying to manipulate all the women into throbbing in unison? Too lazy to write the long narrative about slowly unbuttoning that denim shirt?
It worked. Dammit.
Care to take a stab at that narrative? You have my undivided attention. Skarsgard. Denim shirt. Yes. Go. *waits*
The blogger quoted Drive and put a music from the score of the movie, that’s all !
Yeah pictures! I feel like its my birthday!
It’s rape if there’s no consent, and who – man or woman – wouldn’t consent to that?
Ugh. What’s good-looking about this?
true, PAEDOPHILES ARE CRAZY ABOUT IT……….
Sounds ridiculous? Yep. Will you find my butt in the theather glued to this mess on screen with visions of Skarsgard nipples dancing in my head? You better believe it.
reading the mutual love of skarsgard makes me so happy.
hes so sexy. UNF. want that dick.
He achingly HOT. Hot, I tell you. Viking hot. Hot. Mmmmm, and the package.
Oh, just too gorgeous. LOVE. Welcome back, Swedish god.
I’d toy with him…
mmmmm the things i would do to this big boy. yum yum.
that Drive shit kills me ahahaha
Rar!
Combining nordic godness with Drive?
I’m feeling it.
Wow. If I was at the toy fair, I’d want to know if I could buy him to take home and play with.