It’s Just Alexander Skarsgård As A Shirtless, Christ-Like Cult Leader, NBD

October 11th, 2013 // 6 Comments
Alexander Skarsgard Cut Copy Free Your Mind
WATCH: Cut Copy - 'Free Your Mind'

Above is the new video for “Free Your Mind” by the Australian band Cut Copy who I’ve never heard of before, but wish them well on the birth of their 18-tuplets which is the only way this project could’ve started right out of the gate. On that note, if you’ve ever wanted to see Alexander Skarsgård‘s pelvic bone lead a weird cult that worships his pee, congratulations, you’re an all-powerful wizard who made this happen with your magic, and I pledge my fealty to you in exchange for not casting me into a goat. *takes a knee* My liege…

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  1. Now the pool is pregnant.

  2. gigi

    well alrighty then! now I gotta go watch a video!

  3. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of the Skarsabs, I will fear no beer bellies for SkarsJesus is with me…

    With that out of the way, I can’t exactly free my mind if it’s been reduced to liquified sludge in a puddle on the floor, now can I?

  4. Michael_D

    Cut Copy are a synth-pop band (please don’t snicker); I actually quite like them and this new single from their forthcoming album is pretty good, slightly different sound for them from their previous albums. I’m looking forward to hearing the rest of it.

    And clearly they didn’t realize it but ALL YOUR WOMBZ ARE BELONG TO SKARS

  5. Swearin

    I have a second cousin who joined a commune in the late 60′s for awhile, and a friend who was in an independent horror movie about a cult living out in the desert.

    This was better than both of those.

  6. Jeez, Skarsgård. That woman doesn’t even look like she’s worth a fuck. Literally.

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