[Ed. Note: 1. Photo Boy knows not to touch the Skarsgard photos without my direct supervision. 2. Just listening to this song doesn't do it enough justice, so here's the video for anyone who wants to be reminded of everything that's good and right in the world. Namely entire holidays dedicated to taking your pants off. Besides Christmas.]
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He’s my favorite hipster.
He also likes it with a bagel in the morning. More Alexander info at www. C E L E B U R .com
If there was a Nobel prize for sexual attractiveness then Mr Alexander Skarsgard has just won it. Now Sweden has two Nobel Laureates…Congratulations to you both.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Clearly, in photo #3 he is putting cream in his coffee. So he does like black coffee.
*drools* bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…
He likes his coffee BLACK, like his mother. (She also likes her coffee black).
I see he buys his hardwood from generic sources…no name brand wood for the Skarsgard.
And he know his wood.
This man always brings a shewolf grin to my longing face.
Why the douchebag hat?
I want him !
The blogger’s shameless pandering to the female fanbase must work, otherwise I wouldn’t see this long lean pinhead here every damned week.
When I saw this title, I thought it was in reference to the fact that Alexander Skarsgard’s wife in Disconnect is black. I was like, no Fish di’int!
Does he carry around his penis in that bag?
Well the size (of said appendage) is written right there on the bag.
I believe he does. It needs to rest when not in use.
This guy again . .
I’m waiting for him to start crushing people’s heads.
I have a strange desire to see him go crazy on a random in real life. He looked huge in Straw Dogs. Beat the crap out of James Marsden.
Dude, Why you keep posting pics of this guy???, when the time you are using investing on this crap, you can be posting some pics of Natalie portman, Megan fox, etc.
Who the fuck cares about Natalie Portman anymore?
I have developed a very special relationship with Fish because of these Skarsgard posts. Fish is branching out to new female readership.
+1
Listen, dude, The Skarsgard’s appeal transcends gender. This guy’s candids couldn’t get any less postable if he was scratching his ass while soul-gazing Suri Cruise. Besides, one post every couple of days doesn’t exactly make for a huge dent in the tits & ass parade around here. The key is quality over quantity.
The Skarsgard’s appeal even transcends the human species. Animals of all kind seek him out and randomly rub themselves against his crotch.
Because he is GORGEOUS. Look at those arms… sigh. If you don’t like the posts, bugger off, and let the rest of us enjoy Mr S.
… and putting Megan Fox in the same paragraph as Alex is just beyond retarded. Alex is an educated man, gorgeous, hot, sexual etc etc
“Hmmm, check out the pampers on that young philly”
Thanks for making Canadian Thanksgiving, the Sexgiving holiday…
Fish, just admit it, you use Blake Lively’s posts as a smoke screen to pretend that you are not gay then you post and wank off to this dude’s post every day. Enough with this guy, go hang his posters and pics in your room and bathroom where it belongs. Shesssh
Don’t listen Fish. Carry on!
agreed!
Very, very pleased with your Skarsgard coverage. These posts make my day. Keep up the good work.
‘Mighty oaks from little acorns grow’
‘What does that mean Mr. Skarsgard?’
He has a mighty oak and a couple acorns in his pants?
Receding hairline much
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I am laughing so hard at that song, OMG
I love these Skarsgard posts. Love them. The music makes it. Great job fish!
“Ed. Note: 1. Photo Boy knows not to touch the Skarsgard photos without my direct supervision. ”
When I read the other day that Photo Boy was filling in for Fish when there were photos from the Melancholia premiere, I panicked. I thought how will Photo Boy know what song to pick?!? Will Photo Boy be able to write an article about The Skarsgard staying true to Fish’s vision and maintain the right tone?!? I’m so relieved to know that The Superficial has set some boundaries around The Skarsgard.
Looks like we have The Skarsgard Protocol in place, G. We’re in good hands here.
“so here’s the video for anyone who wants to be reminded of everything that’s good and right in the world. Namely entire holidays dedicated to taking SKARSGARD’S pants off.”
Fixed.
Photoboy, thank you so much for introducing me to the Turquoise Jeep family. Their Youtube videos are the shizzle. That said, Skarsgard looks like he could use a good “smang” right now.
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……………LOOK AT HIM, folks!!
Ladies and gentlemen. Please calm down. Look at his hairline for God’s sake. Ten years from now, he’s bald. What is the obsession with this idiot???
The obsession is obvious. He’s um, indescribably sexy. He has that sexy thing going on. Some people have it (he does) some don’t. It cannot be manufactured. Also, tall, blond, blue eyed and a gorgeous body (for evidence check past Fish site photos of Alex leaving gym, omg, I’m sweating thinking about it). Finally, this man seems intelligent. I mean, how can one man have it ALL? Viking hot.
… as for future baldness? Yeah, and the US economy might one day recover… live for now.
SWEDISH…
What is the obsession with any celebrity? None of them are perfect. Every thread for ANYONE has some posters wetting themselves over them and others asking “What is the obsession?”.
No one asked you to click through eight photos of him, Cock.
Keep it up, Fish!
not pictured: 2nd graders passsing by….