Alexander Skarsgard Likes Coffee. BLACK Coffee…

October 6th, 2011 // 49 Comments

[Ed. Note: 1. Photo Boy knows not to touch the Skarsgard photos without my direct supervision. 2. Just listening to this song doesn’t do it enough justice, so here’s the video for anyone who wants to be reminded of everything that’s good and right in the world. Namely entire holidays dedicated to taking your pants off. Besides Christmas.]

Photos: Splash News


  1. Gwen

    He’s my favorite hipster.

    • Alex

      He also likes it with a bagel in the morning. More Alexander info at www. C E L E B U R .com

    • browny

      If there was a Nobel prize for sexual attractiveness then Mr Alexander Skarsgard has just won it. Now Sweden has two Nobel Laureates…Congratulations to you both.

  2. Duh


  3. Alexander Skarsgard
    Commented on this photo:

    Clearly, in photo #3 he is putting cream in his coffee. So he does like black coffee.

  4. it's me fuckers

    *drools* bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…

  5. He likes his coffee BLACK, like his mother. (She also likes her coffee black).

    I see he buys his hardwood from generic sources…no name brand wood for the Skarsgard.

  6. youbetcha

    This man always brings a shewolf grin to my longing face.

  7. Rick

    Why the douchebag hat?

  8. Frenchgal

    I want him !

  9. Alexander Skarsgard
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    The blogger’s shameless pandering to the female fanbase must work, otherwise I wouldn’t see this long lean pinhead here every damned week.

  10. TinaB

    When I saw this title, I thought it was in reference to the fact that Alexander Skarsgard’s wife in Disconnect is black. I was like, no Fish di’int!

  11. Does he carry around his penis in that bag?

  12. Frank Burns

    This guy again . .

  13. I’m waiting for him to start crushing people’s heads.

    • @stinky mcpoop

      I have a strange desire to see him go crazy on a random in real life. He looked huge in Straw Dogs. Beat the crap out of James Marsden.

  14. Dude, Why you keep posting pics of this guy???, when the time you are using investing on this crap, you can be posting some pics of Natalie portman, Megan fox, etc.

    • Gwen

      Who the fuck cares about Natalie Portman anymore?

    • Cuz he's hot!

      I have developed a very special relationship with Fish because of these Skarsgard posts. Fish is branching out to new female readership.

    • Frank Burns


    • dirtypiratehooker

      Listen, dude, The Skarsgard’s appeal transcends gender. This guy’s candids couldn’t get any less postable if he was scratching his ass while soul-gazing Suri Cruise. Besides, one post every couple of days doesn’t exactly make for a huge dent in the tits & ass parade around here. The key is quality over quantity.

      • Truth

        The Skarsgard’s appeal even transcends the human species. Animals of all kind seek him out and randomly rub themselves against his crotch.

    • browny

      Because he is GORGEOUS. Look at those arms… sigh. If you don’t like the posts, bugger off, and let the rest of us enjoy Mr S.

      … and putting Megan Fox in the same paragraph as Alex is just beyond retarded. Alex is an educated man, gorgeous, hot, sexual etc etc

  15. rican

    “Hmmm, check out the pampers on that young philly”

  16. juststopit

    Thanks for making Canadian Thanksgiving, the Sexgiving holiday…

  17. ClosetGay

    Fish, just admit it, you use Blake Lively’s posts as a smoke screen to pretend that you are not gay then you post and wank off to this dude’s post every day. Enough with this guy, go hang his posters and pics in your room and bathroom where it belongs. Shesssh

  18. dirtypiratehooker

    Very, very pleased with your Skarsgard coverage. These posts make my day. Keep up the good work.

  19. cc

    ‘Mighty oaks from little acorns grow’

    ‘What does that mean Mr. Skarsgard?’

  20. Alexander Skarsgard
    Commented on this photo:

    Receding hairline much

  21. Some people are relying primarily upon their mobile devices to help them know the time. After all, if you have a sophisticated digital device on your person that always displays the time – why not? if you talk about jewelry watches always the best is Swiss made.

  22. AnnaDraconida

    I am laughing so hard at that song, OMG

  23. locknload

    I love these Skarsgard posts. Love them. The music makes it. Great job fish!

  24. Thank G

    “Ed. Note: 1. Photo Boy knows not to touch the Skarsgard photos without my direct supervision. ”

    When I read the other day that Photo Boy was filling in for Fish when there were photos from the Melancholia premiere, I panicked. I thought how will Photo Boy know what song to pick?!? Will Photo Boy be able to write an article about The Skarsgard staying true to Fish’s vision and maintain the right tone?!? I’m so relieved to know that The Superficial has set some boundaries around The Skarsgard.

    • My Right One

      Looks like we have The Skarsgard Protocol in place, G. We’re in good hands here.

      “so here’s the video for anyone who wants to be reminded of everything that’s good and right in the world. Namely entire holidays dedicated to taking SKARSGARD’S pants off.”


  25. thespiral

    Photoboy, thank you so much for introducing me to the Turquoise Jeep family. Their Youtube videos are the shizzle. That said, Skarsgard looks like he could use a good “smang” right now.

  26. Marceelf


  27. (。com )
    ur friends’ adress by EMS,DHL,Up
    click my link under here!

  28. forrest gump

    this is a way FAT americans lose weight.
    ……………LOOK AT HIM, folks!!

  29. seagalisgod

    Ladies and gentlemen. Please calm down. Look at his hairline for God’s sake. Ten years from now, he’s bald. What is the obsession with this idiot???

    • browny

      The obsession is obvious. He’s um, indescribably sexy. He has that sexy thing going on. Some people have it (he does) some don’t. It cannot be manufactured. Also, tall, blond, blue eyed and a gorgeous body (for evidence check past Fish site photos of Alex leaving gym, omg, I’m sweating thinking about it). Finally, this man seems intelligent. I mean, how can one man have it ALL? Viking hot.

      … as for future baldness? Yeah, and the US economy might one day recover… live for now.


    • Hardy

      What is the obsession with any celebrity? None of them are perfect. Every thread for ANYONE has some posters wetting themselves over them and others asking “What is the obsession?”.

  30. Alexander Skarsgard
    Commented on this photo:

    No one asked you to click through eight photos of him, Cock.

    Keep it up, Fish!

  31. NotMe

    not pictured: 2nd graders passsing by….

Leave A Comment