Fun fact: Alexander Skarsgard was one of the top rumored contenders for the role of Thor which thankfully didn’t happen because Chris Hemsworth taught us that Thor is best played by someone with a stocky Viking-esque build as opposed to a tall, lean, muscular Swedish fucking machine. If Alexander Skarsgard should play any superhero, it’s Fucksilver or Ultimate Fuckerman, both of which I just made up. Anyway, both Skarsgard and Thor were at the Hollywood premiere of The Avengers last night, so below is an appropriate musical montage that I feel captures the handsome pageantry of their respective sexual thundery attempting to occupy the same space. (Ladies, you might want to lay down a tarp.)
(For the sake of this post, the part of Alexander Skarsgard will be played by Jean Claude Van Damme’s penis – also trained in both ballet and kar-ah-te – which, like the Skarsgard, fucks everything in its path leaving nothing but trembling in its wake. As for Thor, I already forget who that is. What were we talking about?)
Photos: Getty, Splash News
no and no. it’s like you aren’t even trying to turn me gay.
The blogger has fallen under their sex power spell.
Hope his butt isn’t too sore when he awakens from his enchantment.
I thought “the handsome pageantry of their respective sexual thundery attempting to occupy the same space” was code for DP.
Blogger cannot choose; wants to become a little santorum factory for both these blonde himbos.
The question is whether it’s an “enchantment” or “curse”.
Pretty women everywhere just ate a gallon of ice cream.
FISH,
Are you “that guy” at happy hour that has a couple of beers and starts getting real touchy feely with the other guys?
Oh man, those guys exist everywhere, huh?
Yeah more Skarsgard !!!! I hope he doesn’t start loosing even more of his hair, tough he would probably still be hot.
thank you, that was lovely
indeed. agree wholeheartedly.
i don’t find Skarsgard even remotely attractive. the other guy is alright. his highlighted hair is a bit much. i thought dudes stopped doing that in 2002.
Are these guys paying you or something? Their looks are so underwhelming.
In the time it took you to read these words, Alexander Skarsgard nailed your wife twice.
I came prepared for today’s Skarsgard post. http://www.dme123blog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/un-depends-300×252.jpg Thanks for the heads up, Fish. I’m ready for the “take no prisoners” eye-fuck fest Skarsgard’s throwing down.
If I were a guy, I’d be as gay as a picnic basket and 3 shades of rainbow unicorn dust right about now.
Why are the other posters even commenting on these two? Did they not see the montage from Bloodsport?
Kumate! Kumate! Kumate! Yeaaah! Skarsgard and Hemsworth WISH they had the raw sexual heat of Van Damme.
Did he really make bullets ricochet off a shield and hit those cops/military people whathaveyou? I mean REALLY?
Sorry I couldn’t help but comment on that. I’m far too bashful to express my um “feelings” about Skarsgard and Hemsworth and. what I would like to do to them. Together or separately I don’t care.
It wasn’t bullets, they were the electrical pins of 2 tasers. Completely plausible. I think.
Alternate soundtrack suggestion:
Yummiest thing I’ve seen all day…
He can do me :]
Like you have a choice.
Bolo Yeung’s the man. And Van Damme? He doesn’t look very Tanaka to me.
“Tall, lean, muscular, Swedish fucking machine.” I do believe that you’ve captured the essence of Alexander Skarsgard in six words. I didn’t think that that was possible. Thank you for the advice regarding the tarp. I shall lay one down. Also, thank you for this Equal Opportunity post. It is most appreciated.
SEX GOD
eewww
Aw.
the swedish conan obrien
I have the condoms (with poked holes) ready.
I pick Hemsworth. I can’t touch anything that’s fake banged Anna Paquin.
Aaahhhh…love a little something for me after looking at titties all week. Thanks!
THAT look…… http://theberry.com/2012/04/12/stars-flock-to-the-avengers-world-premiere-14-photos/avengers-premiere-4/
Wow. Hemsworth makes Skarsgard look straight up boring & ugly in a side-by-side.
you mean alexander SEXsgard?
I hate to say this… But he’d have only to snap his fingers for me to wet and drop my panties.
Total stud.
Handsome sons of bitches.
Hemsworth is so much better looking than Skarsgard it’s not even funny.
Alex is way hotter than Thor! Nuff said.
Should have taken the tarp advice gahhhhhh! But Skarsgard wins. He is the most perfect specimen that I have ever seen