And Now 10 Minutes of Alexander Skarsgard Making Beautiful Love To A Woman For Calvin Klein

By: The Superficial / February 5, 2013

Here’s the almost 10 minute long Calvin Klein commercial disguised as a short film Provocations starring Alexander Skarsgard where he apparently demonstrates his ability to still make love to a woman even while tumbling down a hill made completely of gravel. Which is honestly all I watched because I’m not about to sit here and pull babies out of me until it stops. And even then, that’s no guarantee. Plus, I’m a man, so I don’t even want to think about the logistics, let alone the ramifications:

ME: Son, your mother and I want to know what’s going on with your grades.
SON: I came out of your butt!
ME: … Let’s go buy you a car.
SON: And who’s my real.. mom? Is that right? Or is it dad?
ME: And a motorcycle.