And Now 10 Minutes of Alexander Skarsgard Making Beautiful Love To A Woman For Calvin Klein

February 5th, 2013 // 20 Comments
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Here’s the almost 10 minute long Calvin Klein commercial disguised as a short film Provocations starring Alexander Skarsgard where he apparently demonstrates his ability to still make love to a woman even while tumbling down a hill made completely of gravel. Which is honestly all I watched because I’m not about to sit here and pull babies out of me until it stops. And even then, that’s no guarantee. Plus, I’m a man, so I don’t even want to think about the logistics, let alone the ramifications:

ME: Son, your mother and I want to know what’s going on with your grades.
SON: I came out of your butt!
ME: … Let’s go buy you a car.
SON: And who’s my real.. mom? Is that right? Or is it dad?
ME: And a motorcycle.

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  1. Lil

    Seriously Fish, you should watch the whole thing. The segment of him and model lady clothes-on-banging in front of a mirror is enough to re-populate the planet after the plague wipes us out.

  2. I’d hit it. I’d even take my chances with the gravel.

  3. Cock Dr

    Some things just aren’t for the workplace.
    I’ll save this one for later.

  4. IQ Moron

    Skarsgard must be the result of a bet Satan lost. Thus he had to create a man without flaws. But being the ever creative thinker Satan also gave him a job paying millions where he gets to feel up models. Just to fuck with the rest of the male population.

  5. holy Christ, that was tedious. Couldn’t they have just had him standing next to that chick in a suit, with her in a thong, topless, doing jumping jacks on a trampoline in slo mo for 10 minutes?

  6. Schweddy Snatch

    There isn’t enough medicinal weed in this country to erase the image of Fish birthing a butt-baby out of my brain.

  7. God Fabien Baron rules

  8. Chocolate Twinkies are real

    The film was a bit ridiculous and the voice over was terrible, but holy god damn the denim scenes. His enormous hands on her ass. Whoops, my water just broke.

  9. I don’t know what I just watched but he is so fucking hot.

  10. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    Nearing the 5 min mark, he looks like a Nazi Death Camp doctor with the oven fires roaring behind him.

    • Chocolate Twinkies are real

      The scenes when he is in white gave me serial killer vibes. When he was staring at the match, It looked like he was considering how he should cook up her brains.

  11. mookyfoofoo

    Okay, i know i’m ruining the lovefest, but what the heck was that about? I couldn’t even concentrate on the skarsgard with all the “wtf?” running through my brain.

  12. rrr

    jesus CHRIST this is pretentious!

  13. Bob

    30 seconds of that instead of the ridiculous underwear/water fountain commercial during the Superbowl and I’d have run out to buy all of Calvin Klein… all of it.

  14. Sweet Jesus. Does Calvin Klein love me or is he trying to kill me? So while I’m thinking that over, I’m planning a baby shower for the interwebs now. Who’s up for “Guess Mommy’s Tummy Size” and a hearty round of “Pin the Sperm on the Egg?”

  15. jj

    embarrassing

  16. Weezie

    That was so boring, could you imagine having to film it. Omg, advertising people must thing we are mindless monkeys. That doesn’t make me want to buy Calvin Klein products. Their stuff smells like ass. And now ugly dudes are going to pour that shit on themselves thinking they will transform into a Nordic God!

  17. yer mom

    booooooriiiiiing

  18. rcb

    I can’t believe I wasted 10 minutes watching. Is it supposed to make me want to buy jeans or perfume or something? It is so dumb it sounds like an SNL parody!!!!

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