Alexander Skarsgard Is Wounded. He Needs You!

March 8th, 2013 // 15 Comments
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I almost didn’t want to post these because they’re too difficult to look at, but here’s a bruised and beaten Alexander Skarsgard who I’m assuming ran into somebody’s husband that apparently didn’t appreciate seeing triplets fly out of his wife’s vagina and/or the strange, yet exciting passion he experienced after gazing upon Alexander Skarsgard’s face for the first time and being taken to a land where pleasure is king and nothing is forbidden. They say some men just want to watch the world burn, and that’s clearly whoever did this because just look at him. He barely looks like he’s going to fuck a fly. Women are probably seeing these and not even missing their periods. THIS WORLD IS LOST I TELL YOU! LOST!

Get it. He’s wounded? Broken wings? Shut up, it was this or “Bad Medicine.”

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  1. Alexander Skarsgard Black Eye
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    That’s what can happen if you let go of her ankle at the wrong moment.

  2. Buddy The Elf

    Are you sure this isn’t overblown, and possibly just caused by him experiencing direct sunlight?

  3. He must’ve went after Jessica Simpson again. With her added weight and constantly pregnant status, she has found the Kryptonite to the mighty Skarsgard.

  4. He was getting himself some doggy-style when a car out on the street backfired. His partner spooked and run under the bed and Skarsgard, hanging on for dear life, smacked right into the bed frame.

  5. It’s just cocklash from jogging.

  6. Oh no. A little pubic-shaver mark. Ah boo boo!

  7. Alexander Skarsgard Black Eye
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    Everybody calm down. The little blue plus sign tells me all is right with the world. I think it’s twins. Crisis averted.

  8. Alexander Skarsgard Black Eye
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  9. Alexander Skarsgard Black Eye
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    He’d be happier with an orange mocha frappuccino and a few good friends right about now.

  10. Alexander Skarsgard Black Eye
    Inner Retard
    Commented on this photo:

    Challenging Jon Hamm was going to end in only one way. The first one to look over at the urinals getting his face punched in.

  11. Alexander Skarsgard Black Eye
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    bad hangover…

  12. Alexander Skarsgard Black Eye
    Toe Jam
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    He just had a tear drop tattoo removed from below his eye.

  13. Locknload

    Mmhmm. Skarsgard.

  14. I love these Skarsgard posts.

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