(Yes, I know he’s Swedish. For God’s sake, his middle name is Johan Hjalmar which means only Thor can wield him)
Also, fun fact, today’s the Skarsgards birthday, so if you’re trying to think of a good gift to get him, pussy. He likes pussy. All kinds, as we now know: Ass-pussy, lightpole-pussy, traffic cone-pussy. If it’s got a hole, “I will strudel it,” is something I imagine him saying because I’ve honestly got nothing in the way of Swedish jokes, and aren’t all Europeans basically the same disco poonhound anyway? Yes. Yes, they are.
Photo: Splash News
Jillia | August 25, 2011 at 10:54 am
I think someone has a little crush….
Mrs. T | August 25, 2011 at 10:59 am
Exactly. Photo Bitch & Fish have a hard on for this shitty actor.
The Superficial – Because You’re Gay
taim | August 25, 2011 at 10:41 pm
its my first time on this site and I have already regretted it, it seems that here are posting just a bunch of women (housewives or teenagers) who are talking absolutely crap; you judge and actor even though you haven´t seen his other work, so just stfup!!! He is a very good actor and definitely one of the better ones of True Blood; Paquins accent on the show is bad….
dudeatdudedotdude | August 25, 2011 at 11:02 am
could be getting that way. he mentioned skar’s birthday before realizing it’s blake lively’s too~
Frank Burns | August 25, 2011 at 10:55 am
This guy again?
Lolerskates | August 25, 2011 at 10:56 am
love the skars. such a beefcakeee.
it's me fuckers | August 25, 2011 at 2:25 pm
god, his nipples! *drools*
Roberta | August 25, 2011 at 11:02 am
yum
velvetroom | August 25, 2011 at 11:05 am
Haha. He’s a Virgo! The worst sign in the sex sack.
it's me fuckers | August 25, 2011 at 2:22 pm
he doesn’t have to be good in the sack. I know what to do with him. ;-)
browny | August 26, 2011 at 12:42 am
He is good in the sac. No one with this much …. could be bad…. he is great. The way he kisses Sookie… ME… WANT…. NOW.
Jillia | August 25, 2011 at 2:50 pm
Hahaha so true! Been there!
forrest gump | August 25, 2011 at 11:10 am
……..he has a vagina, folks?
Just Saying... | August 25, 2011 at 1:51 pm
Captain…? Is that you? Did you change your name to make more douchey comments in broken English? I missed you so much.
juaquin ingles | August 25, 2011 at 7:10 pm
Yes it certainly is the same dbag.
Georgio | August 25, 2011 at 11:14 am
I’d pee in his butt.
kimmykimkim | August 25, 2011 at 3:01 pm
BAAAAAHAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA! I find that to be hilarious for some reason. Thank u.
dudeatdudedotdude | August 25, 2011 at 4:04 pm
yeah that was a well timed departure :)
Jade | August 25, 2011 at 11:17 am
Why is this guy getting featured on every single page? He’s not even that famous or that good looking for a celebrity.
it's me fuckers | August 25, 2011 at 2:24 pm
I would love to have a chance to lick this man from head to toe. My quim is just quivering looking at him. I think I need some more ‘alone’ time… ;-)
TomFrank | August 25, 2011 at 3:59 pm
^^And THAT’S why he gets a post every day. The Superficial is going to milk Alexander Skarsgård for all he’s worth to his female readership, just like the above commenter will be milking her quim to him. Or whatever it is that women do to their quims; I don’t really know.
taim | August 25, 2011 at 10:42 pm
you havebn´t even seen any of his photoshootings, not every actor you now looks like a super model in real life, they always get photoshopped doesn´t matter who;
And he is extemely good looking.
kimmykimkim | August 25, 2011 at 11:20 am
Fish, this is starting to get a little weird.
dudeatdudedotdude | August 25, 2011 at 11:30 am
this guy i get, between true blood and gen kill. it’s the beiber obsession i’m concerned about..
Richard McBeef | August 25, 2011 at 1:40 pm
pretty obvious this guy has ran all the way up to hilt in the superficial writer’s willing butt. photoboy has the photos to prove it and when the revolution comes, photoboy will use them in his first post declaring the coup a success.
fap | August 25, 2011 at 11:24 am
He has male version of cameltoe in every pic
Colin | August 25, 2011 at 12:18 pm
Moose knuckle. (it’s called moose knuckle)
steve | August 25, 2011 at 11:24 am
Nice package.
I love this – Fish causing commenter distress by arousing repressed homoerotic desires. It’s a nice break from all the tiresome nonsense about “real women with curves”.
Sophia | August 25, 2011 at 11:27 am
off he is all man
I dont even like muscly men
Kelce | August 25, 2011 at 11:28 am
Everyone leave Fish alone. He’s doing the right thing here.
youbetcha | August 25, 2011 at 11:29 am
I’d give myself as a present to him for his birthday for suresies!
marceelf | August 25, 2011 at 11:31 am
How about a pic of his birthday sausage. He is packing down below. What a fucking stud.
it's me fuckers | August 25, 2011 at 2:26 pm
^^
Cock Dr | August 25, 2011 at 11:33 am
I confess I would click on naked pics of this guy.
I would make fun of course, but I would look.
Susannie | August 25, 2011 at 12:38 pm
I think we all want to see that :)
kimmykimkim | August 25, 2011 at 3:05 pm
Honestly, I’d look too.
Georgio | August 25, 2011 at 11:37 am
I like him because he looks just like me.
Except with muscles.
And a full head of hair.
And 5 year old girls.
want meds | August 25, 2011 at 11:38 am
he can break me over the chair, on the kitchen table, across the desk . . .
Can | August 25, 2011 at 11:53 am
LOLZ @ Du Hast
Bringbackbabalu | August 25, 2011 at 12:02 pm
The funny thing is Fish didnt start talking about him until they started the 5 week fuck marathon between him and Sookie…we dont even see so much as a tit from Sookie though…kinda weird if you ask me
Swedish Chef | August 25, 2011 at 12:49 pm
Börk Börk Börk!
Cock Dr | August 25, 2011 at 8:57 pm
LOL
Lisa | August 25, 2011 at 12:57 pm
You can basically see his abs and junk already, so why is he even wearing clothes?
Aey | August 25, 2011 at 2:09 pm
^^^^ This. This this this!
flgrl | August 25, 2011 at 2:17 pm
I completely agree, take it off already. Mmmmm
Cock Dr | August 25, 2011 at 8:58 pm
The devil is in the details.
We have to be careful what we wish for. It might be……upsetting.
it's me fuckers | August 25, 2011 at 2:28 pm
I vote Lisa to be photo gal!!!! She knows what we want!
browny | August 26, 2011 at 12:27 am
ME WANT THIS.
RandaI | August 25, 2011 at 1:53 pm
Lame.
wtf | August 25, 2011 at 3:32 pm
“…I will strudel it…” now THAT was funny.
du hast mich HAHAHHAHA
Yon | August 25, 2011 at 5:15 pm
I will break you was said by Dolph Lundgren…also Swedish.
Beck | August 25, 2011 at 5:16 pm
Daily Askars posts are heavenly, and is he getting better looking each day?
browny | August 26, 2011 at 12:52 am
Yes, he is. Yes, he is.
Frenchgal | August 25, 2011 at 8:04 pm
Wow, that bulge ! The things I would do to that man… Alexander, I know some other ladies in Paris who agree with me, care to come visit the french capital soon ?
browny | August 26, 2011 at 12:49 am
Not until after his trip to Australia. Alexander, I can see it ALL now. Plenty of action down here in OZ. Your degree from Leeds University just adds to the package. We can sit on my bed and do the Sunday crossword, talk about world events, discourse about the parlous state of world economics and then…discuss the philosophy of getting your gear off… and um, well, you know….
Yes?
browny | August 26, 2011 at 12:56 am
And I’ll give you a birthday present you’ll never forget. In fact, off to give it to you now…
celebsloveme | August 26, 2011 at 12:56 am
That man is not only smart and a damn good actor but really, really, ridiculously good looking. Those of you complaining about all the pics of him need to SHUT UP and let the ladies enjoy themselves. For once.
Lo | August 26, 2011 at 8:19 am
I would make him my sexy vampire husband… yes, yes i would.
Freebie | August 26, 2011 at 9:31 am
He is one tall beautiful hunk of man.
Alixia | August 26, 2011 at 10:38 am
I feel sad that a man THIS sexy is all alone at the gym on his 35th birthday. However, seeing that he is packing some serious junk makes me feel better! Bless you, daily Skarsgard posts and may you continue..
b | August 26, 2011 at 11:29 am
ahahaha fish ur such a moron :D
June | August 27, 2011 at 4:15 am
Disco poonhound! Also, this picture is porn.
~LoveASkars~ | August 27, 2011 at 5:04 pm
Excellent.