Much like Alexander Skarsgard‘s penis when set to “Stun-Fuck,” I’ll get right to the chase: Here he is at last night’s Hollywood premiere of Battleship which we added horrible captions to, and as always, a little ditty to set the mood.
|Mama June’s Daughter Was Molested In Front Of Her Other Daughter 80 Comments|
|Jose Canseco Shot His Finger Off 64 Comments|
|Kim Kardashian Compared Herself To ‘I Love Lucy’ 49 Comments|
|No Shit Gwyneth Paltrow Broke Up Chris Martin & Jennifer Lawrence 21 Comments|
|All You Need To Know About Jenny McCarthy’s Sirius Show In One Pic 20 Comments|