Alexander Skarsgard Impregnated The Entire Hollywood Premiere of ‘Battleship’

Much like Alexander Skarsgard’s penis when set to “Stun-Fuck,” I’ll get right to the chase: Here he is at last night’s Hollywood premiere of Battleship which we added horrible captions to, and as always, a little ditty to set the mood.

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