Alex Rodriguez… what in the hell?

March 17th, 2009 // 118 Comments

Alex Rodriguez poses for the April issue of Details, and I don’t know how the hell he agreed to these shots. I can’t tell if he’s trying to win back Madonna or steal Jesus Luz away from her. It’s literally a toss-up. In the meantime, I took the liberty of adding captions to each of these pics. Quality journalism: I’m slathered in it.

Photos: Details

  1. Amy

    I love how basically NO girls have written comments on this post. Most likely because we do not know how to react. I want to say this is attractive…but then again, there is nothing more unattractive then having a guy look this gay. The mattress and tire really creep me out too.

  2. you guys are crazy. this is a hot ass pose and I think he looks delicious…and fuck all you anti gay bigots like #1. I dont care what you say…Id hit it in a New York Minute!




  4. joey

    I don’t think a-roid is gay, but he’s for sure bi.

  5. joey

    I don’t think a-roid is gay, but he’s for sure bi.

  6. Americans are true pro’s in exaggeration, folks!!

  7. wettster prec

    Zomg is he having sex with a reflection of hisself?


  8. Dorito Man

    When he masturbates he looks at pics of– Himself. Me soo hawt he thinks.

  9. wettster prec

    yeah. He’s thinking purely of his manly, masculine hands and how nice they feel on his..

  10. Avian

    After being caught in his lavishly decorated residence fondling himself in a provocative manner through a complex array of mirrors, Alex Rodriguez has reportedly issued the following statement: “Back then, there was a completely different culture. It was very loose. I was young. I was stupid. I was naive.”

    Although in attendance, Derek Jeter was unable to formulate comprehensible responses at the time, and merely asked for twenty minutes alone to confer with his teammate in the bedroom, and, subsequently, the bathroom claiming that the sound of their private conversation would be lost in the rushing water. This is only a preliminary report, but we are looking forward to more details becoming available soon.

  11. my comment

    He looks like a monkey.

  12. zuppppiii

    I want to sing this song of katy perry:
    “you’re so gay…and you don’t even like boys, la la la”
    Or do you? :))

    Soo gay and soo shitty
    really WTF?? what were they thinking????

  13. g_girl

    Really, no.113? Katy Perry? Wow. That’s…. wow.

  14. dickhard spammensperm…if you cant tell, no one gives a shit what you have to say you gay viking.

  15. Jonny

    A-Rod + HOMO MAN

  16. jimmy

    I honestly thought there wer two

  17. Lunch masher if you will. Once again, I am not governance, but the irony is just incredible. True racist homophobes rebels do not spend a day posted on sites like, up to update every 5 minutes.

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