Somehow I missed this story last week, but I’m posting it anyway because it’s too good to pass up. Via The Dish Rag:
Alex Rodriguez is rumored to have portraits of himself as a mythic creature called a centaur – half man, half horse – in his home.
His ex-fling tells Us Weekly one painting even hangs over his stable, er, bed.
One has to wonder which part of the horse Alex is.
If it’s a horse’s upper body with A-Rod’s legs, that man just won my respect for life. I don’t care if he fucked Madonna, you can’t deny that level of badass. The closest I ever came was commissioning a painting of a bear with my entire body as his left arm. That mountain lion it was fighting didn’t know what the fuck.
Photos: Splash News
aa | November 9, 2009 at 2:46 pm
DB.
Harold^Sick | November 9, 2009 at 2:48 pm
Who is that yeti next to him in Pic 2? I almost feel bad for her, but at the same time, not at all.
Keepcelineonyourside | November 9, 2009 at 2:49 pm
You Know You’re Big When J-Zay is your Bodyguard!!!
John | November 9, 2009 at 2:49 pm
Welcome to last week.
I heard the Titanic sank, too. You should run a story about it.
i know | November 9, 2009 at 2:49 pm
i know!!!!! that girl in the 2nd picture OMG! wtf!?!?!
Illiterate Kryptonite | November 9, 2009 at 2:51 pm
@4: Way to read the first sentence, asshat.
killerabbit | November 9, 2009 at 3:02 pm
What self-respecting man doesn’t have a picture of himself as a centaur?
Stef | November 9, 2009 at 3:02 pm
That’s what he’ll look like after the ‘roids really kick in…half horse.
Rancid | November 9, 2009 at 3:05 pm
Centaurs are the most sexually degenerate creatures in mythology (even compared to the gods). They have absolutely no self-control.
I doubt Rodriguez even knows this. He probably saw this stenciled on a side of a van, and thought it was “cool”.
stupidass | November 9, 2009 at 3:14 pm
…..not nearly as disturbing as his painting of himself dry humping Estelle Getty
Erica | November 9, 2009 at 3:16 pm
LMAO at upper body horse with human legs image. That shit is whack.
Ein | November 9, 2009 at 3:22 pm
What a prick, why not sign the damn ball?
netstarman | November 9, 2009 at 3:42 pm
i know I’m not a veterinarian but I can tell he is a Horse’s ass with bad hemorrhoids.
A Rod Begs For It Up Da Butt | November 9, 2009 at 3:52 pm
A Rod loves it when his women put the ( ==========D) strap-on to him for discipline.
LPB | November 9, 2009 at 3:54 pm
Redd Foxx had a similar painting of himself; when the IRS forced him to have a garage sale in Vegas, I wanted to buy it.
I’m really sorry now that I didn’t.
TheMactastic | November 9, 2009 at 4:37 pm
In other news that happened a week and half ago…..
Superficial writes slacking? Never
Christopher Rock | November 9, 2009 at 4:57 pm
When the hell did Jay Z become such a huge Yankee fan? 2009? Bandwagoner extraordinare!
B | November 9, 2009 at 5:27 pm
Lets talk about whats important- his dick. He’s got big ears, big feet, one might assume he’s packing a 9+ incher. Someone needs to ask Kate Hudson.
B-deezy | November 9, 2009 at 5:53 pm
Forget Centaurs this story is now about that chick in the second picture!
I Think | November 9, 2009 at 6:01 pm
he should have signed that chick’s ball.
she’s probably into centaurs.
i mean look at those furry rave boots!
they could have had centaur and sasquatch lovin all night.
Lloyd Johnson | November 9, 2009 at 6:03 pm
I love how Jay-z behind him is dressed like a wannabe baseball player and the real baseball player is dress like a grown man.
the girl in photo 2 is an arctic gogo dancer.
OH Phillies | November 9, 2009 at 6:13 pm
Centaur tweets:
https://twitter.com/IAmCentaur
everybody hates Rough | November 9, 2009 at 6:27 pm
lol youre kidding!
This dude got an ego to match his lip gloss collections….
Valerie | November 9, 2009 at 6:31 pm
WOW HE IS SUCH A TWAT
camcorder taschen | November 9, 2009 at 9:56 pm
Nice style in this one. I want to see the pictures. Not up close and in real life. Via the web would be just fine
lololololol | November 9, 2009 at 10:50 pm
i always knew arod was bi; this only confirms it.
Pet Society Help | November 9, 2009 at 11:12 pm
He likes being on all fours.
Glucosamine | November 9, 2009 at 11:46 pm
Nice style in this one. I want to see the pictures. Not up close and in real life. Via the web would be just fine.
Chicken Fillet | November 10, 2009 at 2:13 am
Too bad he had to resort to Kate Hudson, purely because her anorexic rig is likened to his small, steroid effected dick. We all know Madonna needs a strong 7+ inches to be satisfied.
umm | November 10, 2009 at 3:25 am
@ 29 what’s a “rig”??
Heather | November 10, 2009 at 8:25 am
He looks like a monkey.
Does no one else see it?
He should have had a painting made of himself as a half human half monkey… but nothing would be added.
db | November 10, 2009 at 10:29 am
Robbie Alomar (a former major league player) had one of these as well.
He also had unprotected sex with women knowing he had aids.
Nameless | November 11, 2009 at 12:54 am
This like Wedding Crashers- the weird dude who wanted Vince Vaughn– type crazy sh*t. A portrait of himself as a centaur? LOL
hogtied | November 13, 2009 at 3:42 am
OK… that is just ghay.