Somehow I missed this story last week, but I’m posting it anyway because it’s too good to pass up. Via The Dish Rag:
Alex Rodriguez is rumored to have portraits of himself as a mythic creature called a centaur – half man, half horse – in his home.
His ex-fling tells Us Weekly one painting even hangs over his stable, er, bed.
One has to wonder which part of the horse Alex is.
If it’s a horse’s upper body with A-Rod’s legs, that man just won my respect for life. I don’t care if he fucked Madonna, you can’t deny that level of badass. The closest I ever came was commissioning a painting of a bear with my entire body as his left arm. That mountain lion it was fighting didn’t know what the fuck.