A-Rod ditches his kids for Madonna on Thanksgiving

Usually, after leaving your wife in a highly-publicized divorce, it’s important to let your kids know you still love them. Especially around the holidays. Or you can go the A-Rod route and totally bail on them to eat turkey with your Cryptkeeper mistress. Father of the Year, folks. Page Six reports:

The Yankee slugger, who ditched his wife of six years, Cynthia, after becoming besotted with Madonna, is a “soul-less” man who is “abandoning” his kids on Thanksgiving for his lover, according to what Cynthia is telling friends.
“Access Hollywood” reports that Cynthia, who’s in the final stages of her divorce from A-Rod, wrote an e-mail to a confidant noting: “My 6-foot-3, 220-pound soul-less, soon-to-be ex-husband is abandoning his kids on Thanksgiving to be with Madonna . . . She called and he ran on her command back to New York City . . . Gross!”
To add insult to injury, after Rodriguez left Miami at Madonna’s beck and call, his lawyer called Cynthia and wanted her to sign the couple’s divorce settlement.

You know what? I have to give Cynthia Rodriguez some credit. How many of you ladies wouldn’t have downed a bottle of pills if your man left you for a woman who, by all legal definitions, is a corpse? That’s gotta hurt. I’m sure the shitloads of money is helping, but still, underneath Cynthia’s gold-digging exterior is a beating heart – I think. Maybe. I’ll get back to you on that.

UPDATE: Nope. Just a credit card for Tiffany’s, a stack of Euros and some china. False alarm!

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