So That’s Why Jennifer Lopez Is So Into Alex Rodriguez…

Remember when Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez first started dating and the tabloids were blasting pictures of the couple together, talking about how great they were together, and even spreading marriage rumors? Well that has (thankfully) subsided shortly after some woman tried to claim A-Rod was still banging her and J-Lo’s PR team realized they were playing with fire. Professional athletes without some vaginal baggage are a rare breed, kind of like unicorns or Mickey Rourkes.

Anywisconsins, let’s look at this guy’s penis because this is America, and if it doesn’t have anything to do with dicks, guns, or boobs, it’s probably from artsy-fartsy Europe. I know A-Rod’s rod doesn’t really hold a candle to the bat boy Jon Hamm carries around with him, but this guy did do a LOT of steroids back in the day… That’s still a thing right? Do steroids actually shrink your package or is that just some lie they told kids to scare them away from dominating their AAU league? Asking for a friend…