Alex Rodriguez Likes Parties About Gladiators. BIKINI PARTIES!

November 18th, 2011 // 94 Comments

Now that Alex Rodriguez is single again, he has no choice but to lounge around his mansion in Miami while tons of women do cartwheels in bikinis. Or at least that’s what it looks like until you realize they’re all built like Schwarzenegger, and he’s got them posted in trees like gorilla sentries. So either Alex Rodriguez has some kinky fetishes, or he’s a goddamn Bond villain.

BOND: Do you expect me to believe you actually like women?
A-ROD: No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die. — And maybe stay. We’re having paella!

Photo: Splash News

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  1. those women for one look like hookers…not just any hookers…male prostitutes.

  2. McMama

    I wonder if the guy in black doing the cartwheel knows his dick is showing.

  3. tlmck

    Let’s just say muscle bound chicks have muscles in interesting places.

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    Jeffiner
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    what the hell kind of running jumping ass flashing party is this?!

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    Jeffiner
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    looks like her vadge is going to explode

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    Biff
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    I call this shot….”a la Easy Access.”

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    Biff
    Commented on this photo:

    I see you.

  8. BarbadoSlim

    Dude, those are females in the same sense that P!nk is a “female.”

    They have cocks is what I’m saying.

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    Xfapper
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    The best kind…

  10. Dan

    Meh. A-Rod is such a fucking tool. I’m tired of him.

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    Choyce2020
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    Those gals are no ladies. They have more hanging between their legs than some men & that’s just nasty.

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    Bruno
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    LOL
    Just perfect.

    “Robert Paulsen | November 18, 2011 at 3:31 pm
    Man that’s my favorite scene in Predator. When Blaine and Dutch shake hands.”

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    Bruno
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    The only question is:
    Strippers or cheerleaders?

  14. Manowl

    Death by snu-snu for the win!

  15. carolinajim

    I am straight, have been blessed to have had lots of hot ass before I married and will say unequivocally that the best sex I ever had was with with very athletic – hard body chicks. I don’t know why there are so many haters or why so many would prefer anorexic waifs over hot hardbodies with legs that wrap around you and literally squeeze the cum out. But I am a proud fitness chick lover.

  16. fitchicklover

    Totally agree with Carolinajim — I love fit women. These are NOT bodybuilders who take steroids, that is a whole other level and is as obviously unnatural as male bodybuilders who take steroids. But get your girlfriend or wife to start lifting heavy in the gym – squats, lunges, pullups…etc and I guarantee you will soon have a hotter woman who is more fun in and out of bed. Go A-rod.

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    mindless behavior lover
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    k they dont needa be doin that!

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    okiedokey
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    Alex likes those white girls.

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    Bummed in Bronx
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    This looks to me like a couple of chicks hired by Brian Cashman to make it look like A-Rod likes girls. He is actually sitting and chilling on couches with a couple of dudes, if you look carefully. The girls appear to be showing off outside the cabana.

    Not that there’s anything wrong with it …

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