Alex Rodriguez Likes Parties About Gladiators. BIKINI PARTIES!

November 18th, 2011 // 94 Comments

Now that Alex Rodriguez is single again, he has no choice but to lounge around his mansion in Miami while tons of women do cartwheels in bikinis. Or at least that’s what it looks like until you realize they’re all built like Schwarzenegger, and he’s got them posted in trees like gorilla sentries. So either Alex Rodriguez has some kinky fetishes, or he’s a goddamn Bond villain.

BOND: Do you expect me to believe you actually like women?
A-ROD: No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die. — And maybe stay. We’re having paella!

Photo: Splash News

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  1. cc

    By the looks of it, I think he might prefer to have sex with cross dressing bodybuilders.

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    Dude of Dudes
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    That chick could kick some serious ass.

  3. God is Black

    Jesus,I like fit Women but but ones with arms and thighs like Mr Universe no thanks.P.S. reminds me of the female praying mantids that eat the male after fucking!

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    Dude of Dudes
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    “Dude…you better get over here soon. The fuckining is about to begin”

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    Looks like a 12 year old boy with a wig on o.0

    • TomFrank

      You know, after everything at Penn State this week, that line from True Lies, “an ass like a 10-year-old boy!” suddenly sounds a whole lot creepier.

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    blt
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    I don’t always sleep with women, but when I do, I prefer them be able to carry me to da choppa!

  7. Dude definitely has a type

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    “Are you not amused?!”

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    Govt. Cheese
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    GIANT Jugs!!!

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    Drundel
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    You shake hands with the hookers? Since when?

  11. Venom

    Oh come on now, he is clearly into trannies. He is not even hiding it anymore.

    • Deacon Jones

      lol, agreed!

      I give him another year or two before he goes from muscular women to full blown trannies

    • Terry

      You ain’t lying. A Rod is a fucking twink eater.
      Madonna(Italian buffy),Cameron Dian(Cuban buffy)…Hello. He has K.Y jelly smothered all up by butt crack intentions. To each his own.
      Yuck!

  12. Drundel

    Pretty fit women for sure. Nice ass on that one.

  13. He does not look amused.

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    Deacon Jones
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    I would totally bang her

  15. Magnum PI

    Alert the Feds! They’re his new PED dealers!

  16. Sensei John Kreese

    I think that’s Jame Gumb.

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    Her body is to muscular and hard.

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    My fear boner is terrifyroused.

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    Cock Dr
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    Might be a guy. Sure is ripped.

  20. Nina

    Jeezus, why is he into this? I’ll never understand it, but it definitely exists. I just recently broke up with a guy after finding way too many searches for “fitness chicks” and “athletic women” in his internet history. The links were horrifying to say the least.

    • Deacon Jones

      “Horrifying”? Really?

      Horse and midget p0rn are horrifying, what’s wrong with fitness chicks?

      There are girls in my gym that would turn a whole room’s worth of heads.

      • Nina

        I don’t know. I’m just not into it. Maybe I’m weird, but I cannot hookup with a buff woman. It’s a complete turnoff for me. I’ve seen horse and midget porn–more amusing than horrifying. Buff chicks, can’t do it. I’m convinced that guys who turn their heads for “fitness chicks” have lost touch with reality and haven’t yet discovered that there’s porn on the internet. The days of stashing cummy playboys mags and VS catalogs under your bed are over. If I’m gonna dig a hollywood chick, it’s gonna be a Halle Berry- Sofia Vergara-Rihanna type.

      • that is disgusting…why would you watch bestiality. Everyone has their own taste in woman lol he just likes really thick men i mean women

  21. I gotta respect him for liking the muscle chicks. That’s not a predilection you see often.

    • Nina

      lol…I walked right into that one. I got my phone stolen in the bar last night so you may actually see me on the internet today haha. F*cked. No. I wasn’t mad. I’m bi and, on principle, his taste offends me. I’m into all types, but buff has its limits and Alex has crossed the line. Looks way too unnatural. Ariel Rebel type girls are my fave. Petite, soft, pretty.

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    arnieblackblack
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    What’s the best thing about 12 year old boys? There’s 12 of them… Bdum dum!!!

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    me
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    the monkey is out of the tree!

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    cp3
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    This chick is trying WAAAYY too hard. She’s like that annoying little kid at a birthday party going “LOOK AT ME!”

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    cp3
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    LOOK AT ME! I am as sporty as Cameron Diaz! I climb trees aaannnnddd do cartwheels for your viewing pleasure!

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    Buddy the Elf
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    She would be a nice bodyguard but a lousy lay.

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    Buddy the Elf
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    Where are the talking Giraffes?

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    Cock Dr
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    I think the big action before the sex is that they all work out and shave one another.

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    Snack pack
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    One is crushing walnuts and the other is collecting them?

  30. Richard McBeef

    It is awkward to not share your drugs with your lady friend, but let’s just stick with the weed and powdered goods. Keep the ‘roids to yourself.

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    It’s Miami, not the goddamned Sahara. What the hell does she need a gallon of her own water for?

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    Robert Paulsen
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    Man that’s my favorite scene in Predator. When Blaine and Dutch shake hands.

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    ORLY
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    I see we’re using the term “women” loosely these days.

  34. He’s taking a read from Gaddafi’s playbook and assembling a security squad of muscular female ninjas with penises. And is a scrotum.

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    Meh
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    The chick in all these pics is Monica Brant.

  36. verbalrodeo

    Those dudes look strong.

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    DontMindMe_sf
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    Pre-op Tarzan

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    Hugh Jass
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    Attention man-whores

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    ayo
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    I betta’ be doin’ summore cartwheeles if I’mma gunna burn off this wine-here off, ya’hear… like a hunded mo ya know?! Eh A-Rod, fetch me my thigh-blaster, these calories aren’t workin’ themselves off!

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    ayo
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    I thought Tarzan was supposed to do the rescuing?

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    Mike Walker
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    Worst hoverhand ever.

  42. “So tell me, A-rod. Have you ever been in a… in a Turkish prison?…”

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    Meh
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    Looks like a dude in a banana hammock.

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    Meh
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    Nice vagenis, she-male.

  45. guest

    Anyone else think A-Rod has a thing for men who look like women from the neck up?

  46. Rico Jones

    Bambi and Thumper

    • TomFrank

      No, Bambi and Thumper were hot. I’d totally have done them.

      And for those of you looking at me funny, we’re talking about Blofeld’s two henchwomen in Diamonds Are Forever. At least, I am.

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    Jen
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    Is that Monica Brant?

  48. Jen

    Monica Brant. Pro bodybuilder, and she’s gorgeous, imo

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    TomFrank
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    Sadly, no one told Rachael Taylor that Charlie’s Angels had been cancelled.

  50. Alex Rodriguez Bikini Party New Girlfriend
    TomFrank
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    “Oxandralone, huh? Canseco turned me on to Primobolan back in the day. I just don’t understand why they can’t make one that doesn’t show up in your urine!”

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