Now that Alex Rodriguez is single again, he has no choice but to lounge around his mansion in Miami while tons of women do cartwheels in bikinis. Or at least that’s what it looks like until you realize they’re all built like Schwarzenegger, and he’s got them posted in trees like gorilla sentries. So either Alex Rodriguez has some kinky fetishes, or he’s a goddamn Bond villain.
BOND: Do you expect me to believe you actually like women?
A-ROD: No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die. — And maybe stay. We’re having paella!
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By the looks of it, I think he might prefer to have sex with cross dressing bodybuilders.
Who doesn’t?
I thought cross dressing was something you put on salad when you eat one at a church.
Considerable effort typing, and no pay off.
That chick could kick some serious ass.
Jesus,I like fit Women but but ones with arms and thighs like Mr Universe no thanks.P.S. reminds me of the female praying mantids that eat the male after fucking!
“Dude…you better get over here soon. The fuckining is about to begin”
Looks like a 12 year old boy with a wig on o.0
You know, after everything at Penn State this week, that line from True Lies, “an ass like a 10-year-old boy!” suddenly sounds a whole lot creepier.
I don’t always sleep with women, but when I do, I prefer them be able to carry me to da choppa!
Dude definitely has a type
“Are you not amused?!”
GIANT Jugs!!!
You shake hands with the hookers? Since when?
Oh come on now, he is clearly into trannies. He is not even hiding it anymore.
lol, agreed!
I give him another year or two before he goes from muscular women to full blown trannies
You ain’t lying. A Rod is a fucking twink eater.
Madonna(Italian buffy),Cameron Dian(Cuban buffy)…Hello. He has K.Y jelly smothered all up by butt crack intentions. To each his own.
Yuck!
Pretty fit women for sure. Nice ass on that one.
He does not look amused.
I would totally bang her
Alert the Feds! They’re his new PED dealers!
I think that’s Jame Gumb.
Her body is to muscular and hard.
Compared to your uninspiring physique?
My fear boner is terrifyroused.
Might be a guy. Sure is ripped.
Looks like Tom Platz and Chelsea Clinton.
Jeezus, why is he into this? I’ll never understand it, but it definitely exists. I just recently broke up with a guy after finding way too many searches for “fitness chicks” and “athletic women” in his internet history. The links were horrifying to say the least.
Why U mad U fat?
“Horrifying”? Really?
Horse and midget p0rn are horrifying, what’s wrong with fitness chicks?
There are girls in my gym that would turn a whole room’s worth of heads.
I don’t know. I’m just not into it. Maybe I’m weird, but I cannot hookup with a buff woman. It’s a complete turnoff for me. I’ve seen horse and midget porn–more amusing than horrifying. Buff chicks, can’t do it. I’m convinced that guys who turn their heads for “fitness chicks” have lost touch with reality and haven’t yet discovered that there’s porn on the internet. The days of stashing cummy playboys mags and VS catalogs under your bed are over. If I’m gonna dig a hollywood chick, it’s gonna be a Halle Berry- Sofia Vergara-Rihanna type.
that is disgusting…why would you watch bestiality. Everyone has their own taste in woman lol he just likes really thick men i mean women
I gotta respect him for liking the muscle chicks. That’s not a predilection you see often.
lol…I walked right into that one. I got my phone stolen in the bar last night so you may actually see me on the internet today haha. F*cked. No. I wasn’t mad. I’m bi and, on principle, his taste offends me. I’m into all types, but buff has its limits and Alex has crossed the line. Looks way too unnatural. Ariel Rebel type girls are my fave. Petite, soft, pretty.
And yeah you did walk into that. ;)
What’s the best thing about 12 year old boys? There’s 12 of them… Bdum dum!!!
the monkey is out of the tree!
This chick is trying WAAAYY too hard. She’s like that annoying little kid at a birthday party going “LOOK AT ME!”
LOOK AT ME! I am as sporty as Cameron Diaz! I climb trees aaannnnddd do cartwheels for your viewing pleasure!
She would be a nice bodyguard but a lousy lay.
Where are the talking Giraffes?
I think the big action before the sex is that they all work out and shave one another.
he is looking might sexy! but to red lookin
One is crushing walnuts and the other is collecting them?
omg…that made me laugh
It is awkward to not share your drugs with your lady friend, but let’s just stick with the weed and powdered goods. Keep the ‘roids to yourself.
It’s Miami, not the goddamned Sahara. What the hell does she need a gallon of her own water for?
It must be a body building thing. I see guys at my gym walking around with their own gallon of water working out.
Well, that explains why I’m not familiar with it… a “gym”, you say?
Man that’s my favorite scene in Predator. When Blaine and Dutch shake hands.
“Dillian, you son of a bitch!”
I see we’re using the term “women” loosely these days.
He’s taking a read from Gaddafi’s playbook and assembling a security squad of muscular female ninjas with penises. And is a scrotum.
The chick in all these pics is Monica Brant.
Those dudes look strong.
Pre-op Tarzan
Attention man-whores
I betta’ be doin’ summore cartwheeles if I’mma gunna burn off this wine-here off, ya’hear… like a hunded mo ya know?! Eh A-Rod, fetch me my thigh-blaster, these calories aren’t workin’ themselves off!
I thought Tarzan was supposed to do the rescuing?
Worst hoverhand ever.
“So tell me, A-rod. Have you ever been in a… in a Turkish prison?…”
Looks like a dude in a banana hammock.
Nice vagenis, she-male.
Anyone else think A-Rod has a thing for men who look like women from the neck up?
Bambi and Thumper
No, Bambi and Thumper were hot. I’d totally have done them.
And for those of you looking at me funny, we’re talking about Blofeld’s two henchwomen in Diamonds Are Forever. At least, I am.
Is that Monica Brant?
Monica Brant. Pro bodybuilder, and she’s gorgeous, imo
Sadly, no one told Rachael Taylor that Charlie’s Angels had been cancelled.
“Oxandralone, huh? Canseco turned me on to Primobolan back in the day. I just don’t understand why they can’t make one that doesn’t show up in your urine!”