Alex Pettyfer Has a Tattoo Above His Crotch That Says ‘Thank You’

April 27th, 2011 // 43 Comments

In a recent interview for VMAN, I Am Number Four and Beastly star Alex Pettyfer trashes Hollywood and explains the reason for his grateful crotch tattoo. Via E! News who apparently doesn’t realize “cunts” has a different connotation in England:

He revealed to the magazine that he has a tattoo above his crotch that reads thank you. “In case I forget to say it,” he explained while winking.
Regardless of his career take-off, Alex had some ungrateful, vulgar words for the L.A. lifestyle, even telling the reporter he was well aware that every sick word would be printed and that he found it “f–king funny.” The jackass proceeded:
“L.A. is growing on me a little bit but it’s still a s–t hole,” Pettyfer spewed. “I think it’s this insidious pool where nearly everyone lives in fear. Geographically it’s fantastic, but socially it’s disgusting. I wish they’d run all the c–ts out.”
Whoa. Got a problem with the ladies, dude? We sure hear you do.

Okay, granted, Alex was dumped by Dianna Agron for posing with models before they even got together, so maybe he has a problem with a women at the moment. But then again, he did take the time to write a polite gesture above his penis for them to read after blowing him. You know, in case he’s too busy falling asleep or eating a sandwich. That speaks more to a man of chivalry than misogyny to this writer who prefers to whip conversation hearts at the top of women’s heads during fellatio. (I’m old-fashioned.)

Photos: Splash News


  1. It matches the one he has on the small of his back.

  2. Colin

    Pics or it didn’t happen.

  3. chris

    Another thing that E! didn’t realize is when someone is joking. The tattoo on Pettyfer’s abdomen doesn’t really say thank you, it say Alex in Kanji.

  4. al roker

    he’s right. hollywood is a cesspool.

  5. Marley

    He’s uggggly. So glad Diana dumped his ass.

  6. Donald Trump

    This guy is a little “Tarty” looking if you ask me.

  7. wow, a poorly thought out tattoo that makes him sound like a douche when sober…that’s so unique.

  8. Andrea

    And people say that today’s youth don’t have manners….

  9. Keyser Ballsy

    Dianna said no thanks to that.

  10. dpbefun

    It matches the one on his lover back that reads ” Thank You, cum again!”

  11. Mike Nike

    I have one that says “Suck it you dirty Cock Pumping Whore!!!” The women seem to love it.

  12. FatCaveman

    Umm, I’m English and “cunts” means exactly the same thing here as it does there!

    • NotParticipating

      Except that Fish interpereted it the wrong way. He meant ‘cunts’ as in ‘losers’, not ‘cunts’ as in ‘vaginas’.

    • testington

      It does not have the same connotation in England as it does in America.

      In England people use it in reference to men sort of like calling a guy a douchebag or a looser or pussy.

      In American people use cunt to refer to women as in calling her a bitch or a whore.

  13. Donald Trump

    This d-bag has the word “Sorry” tattooed on his penis.

  14. Richard McBeef

    he should have gotten that same tattoo but as a tramp stamp.

    who the fuck is this guy?

    wait, I don’t give two shits.

  15. Diana

    Wow, I saw him in Beastly and nearly fell in love cause that’s how startlingly gorgeous he is, but wow, what a bitter, angry, weird ass person he is. This guy has nothing but bitchy things to say huh?

  16. Alex Pettyfer Crotch Tattoo
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    he’s hot. la IS full of cunts. and you’re welcome.

  17. Deacon Jones

    It matches the one on both ears that says “No thank you”

  18. Nobody

    Whoever wrote the article is retarded, he doesn’t mean cunts as in women.

    And LA is a shithole.

  19. Bindy

    LOL he was telling the truth. LA really IS a sh!t hole. Heaven forbid he says how he feels.

  20. fooey

    He should totally meet Bombshell Mcgee. She must have a “you’re welcome” tattoo somewhere. Maybe even in German

  21. Tinklepants Astronaut

    Right after “Thank you” it says “for not telling anyone my dick is so small it looks like a second belly button”.

  22. Tinklepants Astronaut

    As my form of payment I will kick you in the nuts for days and days until my ankle gives out. Believe you will love it.

  23. The story of this Whorey

    Can he get a tattoo on his face that says “I’m sorry” because those dumbo are ears are fuckin hideous.

  24. The story of this Whorey

    Pop quiz asshole:

    What does it say on your ass?
    a)”Come again”
    b)”My pleasure”
    c) “You’re Welcome”

  25. lo

    yeeeeah. pretty sure mickey avalon did that first…

  26. Alex Pettyfer Crotch Tattoo
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    That’s nothing, my penis expands to say “Thank you, come again!”

  27. the captain

    but let’s not forget his genital hairgrow around his chin, folks!!

  28. Alex Pettyfer Crotch Tattoo
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    Wow, a douchy, moderately attractive, c-list actor, who’s been in several flops and has a loser thank you tattoo on this obviously undersized penis gives his scathing review of LA. Too bad that the tranny hookers that he picks up can’t read. What a douchewad.

  29. q22

    I love how he acts as if he himself isn’t one of the c-nts that’s making LA a sh-thole.

  30. Bob

    This sounds like the pretty boy version of Ron Swanson.

  31. Jessics

    That will be real cute when he’s fat, bloated and middle aged. Go home if you can’t handle the “prison” of working in Hollywood. Or better yet, go spend a year in Africa and see how much you miss that prison. Whiny little bitch.

  32. Alex Pettyfer Crotch Tattoo
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    I’d totally hit that

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