Alessandra Ambrosio, uh, walks around


It’s a super slow news day, which means absolutely unnecessary pictures of random people nobody cares about. Here’s Alessandra Ambrosio at the opening of the Victoria’s Secret Candy Store in New York yesterday. After looking at Britney Spears and circus monsters all day, it’s a bit of a shock to see somebody even remotely attractive. I’m not a scientist, but I’m pretty sure if you put Alessandra Ambrosio and Britney Spears in the same room Britney’s face would explode. But only because I’d punch a hole through it while screaming, “Get away from her, she’s mine!” Then I’d lock eyes with Alessandra, flex, and we’d fall in love and live happily ever after. Based on a true story.