It’s a super slow news day, which means absolutely unnecessary pictures of random people nobody cares about. Here’s Alessandra Ambrosio at the opening of the Victoria’s Secret Candy Store in New York yesterday. After looking at Britney Spears and circus monsters all day, it’s a bit of a shock to see somebody even remotely attractive. I’m not a scientist, but I’m pretty sure if you put Alessandra Ambrosio and Britney Spears in the same room Britney’s face would explode. But only because I’d punch a hole through it while screaming, “Get away from her, she’s mine!” Then I’d lock eyes with Alessandra, flex, and we’d fall in love and live happily ever after. Based on a true story.
saradevil | June 27, 2007 at 8:05 pm
I love cheesecake.
Madonna | June 27, 2007 at 8:09 pm
The candids are amazing.
Hollard | June 27, 2007 at 8:15 pm
dumb
bitch
dumb.
LL | June 27, 2007 at 8:15 pm
Wow, it’s kinda hard to make a chick this hot look silly, but I think those giant insect eye sunglasses have done it.
Oh, and because I am a retard, I want to make sure everyone knows:
Third, bitches!!!!!
SaraDevil | June 27, 2007 at 8:15 pm
She really is a genuinely lovely creature, isn’t she? So much nicer then the in your face celebs frequently found here.
LL | June 27, 2007 at 8:16 pm
Goddammit, fourth…
I am desolate…
katey | June 27, 2007 at 8:16 pm
Oh lawd I’d so go lez for her
SaraDevil | June 27, 2007 at 8:16 pm
I don’t know. I like the glasses.
HoboChic | June 27, 2007 at 8:24 pm
As far as I’m concerned, her best quality is that after you go down on her, you could use her legs to get the hair out of your teeth.
cuz they’re too skinny…like toothpicks…get it? hahaha
buzz_clik | June 27, 2007 at 8:26 pm
I think she rocks those glasses.
Does this woman ever look shabby, though? Even when she’s looking bad she’s tent-in-pants fodder.
MissPMS | June 27, 2007 at 8:27 pm
Another Amazonian, rail thin Victoria’s Secret model chick. Yes she’s so beautiful and whatnot. NEXT.
boze | June 27, 2007 at 8:41 pm
damn….
domingoflores | June 27, 2007 at 8:57 pm
she is pretty….its one quality few american girls can pull off…usually its hot sexy i want to bone her…not PRETTY
domingoflores | June 27, 2007 at 8:58 pm
she is pretty….its one quality few american girls can pull off…usually its hot sexy i want to bone her…not PRETTY
KTG | June 27, 2007 at 9:01 pm
This girl may be hot but she sounds like a dude! She’s got a cock and balls between those skinny tan legs for sure. And if I could, I’d punch her in the dick because oh I dunno, I’m bored.
CtK | June 27, 2007 at 9:19 pm
When are those stupid BIG ASS glasses
gonna go out of style!! they are so
freaking fugly!!
geek | June 27, 2007 at 9:25 pm
Is she friends with Paris, I thought I saw her in a pic with her????
http://parishilton.snagapic.com
kt | June 27, 2007 at 9:37 pm
does anyone know what happened to Colin Farrell? he was so hot not too long ago…
Jamie | June 27, 2007 at 9:58 pm
I’m pretty sure she got veneers or her teeth fixed. Look up somewhat recent pictures of her that aren’t from a magazine, and her teeth don’t look as good as they do here.
... | June 27, 2007 at 10:13 pm
She’s wearing a T-shirt… a t-shirt with a belt…I love her.
Bern | June 27, 2007 at 10:26 pm
TIRED? READY FOR BED? MAYBE A DRINK?
TRY SOME BOOBS:
http://thelifeandtimesofbernard.blogspot.com/2007/06/case-of-mondays.html
!!! | June 27, 2007 at 10:30 pm
#13/14 Is that supposed to be an insult? Because if so you’ve managed to make it sound like you think US girls are so hot that they can’t pull off being just pretty
PS. Alessandra is from BRAZIL
eXtasyStef | June 27, 2007 at 10:31 pm
This is like being headfirst in an eyewash station after getting blasted with the Britney pics…so very refreshing. Good call, Superfish.
Vegas | June 27, 2007 at 11:00 pm
Add ten years and ten-pound implants, and you have another Michelle Marsh story (four articles ahead from this one). Hot today, gone tamale.
Ironically, take ten years and ten pounds off this chick, and you have another Dateline NBC episode. (“C’mon in, I’m just getting changed. I made some lemonade, if you want.”)
Kevin Kunreuther | June 27, 2007 at 11:03 pm
Britney face ‘splode , heh, heh, heh, yeah, funny, funny now lick my shoes, lick my shoes now, oh yeah, thank you now do my butt crack fascinating, you’ve done this before, whoops sorry about that, I ate at Taco Bell earlier, wow made my eyes burn, hey where’d YOUR face go? Wow far out, hoo, heh, ha, hmmph, funny burned off face. Me Thor, thunder god, burn, baby , yeah-uh.
frenchie | June 27, 2007 at 11:36 pm
Can’t deny her hotness. Any girl that makes lame comments about her skinny legs or big sunglasses would give their pinkey toes to be her. She is H-O-T! Her legs are hot. Her feet are hot. Her hands are hot. her frame is hot. Her eyes, eye brown, nose, lips, teeth and hair is hot. She has a hot ass funky style. Next…
Yo | June 28, 2007 at 12:53 am
Her outfit is very cute; the dress, the scarf, the hair.. all classy and flirty.
jessica | June 28, 2007 at 12:55 am
i would turn lesbian for her.
marry me!
Vi | June 28, 2007 at 12:59 am
you know, generally I can’t be bothered with people who obviously think they’re inherently superior, due mainly to a genetic accident…but those are truly some cute sunglasses.
Yo | June 28, 2007 at 1:04 am
#24… KUDOS on the To Catch a Predator reference. That show is pure gold when you’re stoned and in the mood to watch kiddie-porn pervs get busted.
Wanky | June 28, 2007 at 1:31 am
shes pretty hot but really skinny! almost like a bobblehead…a really hot bobblehead that i would like to put my 5 inch penis in…yeah you heard me ladies….5 INCHES OF MAN LOVE!!!
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farty_mcshitface | June 28, 2007 at 2:32 am
i’m surprised her bony bird legs could carry her around without snapping like the anorexic stick-woman she is. horrible and disgusting just like all the so-called supermodels. i see better looking women on my college campus EVERYDAY!
star69 | June 28, 2007 at 2:51 am
This is news?
Why?
I’m going to bed.
kris | June 28, 2007 at 3:14 am
she has the weirdest looking knees I have ever seen. waaaay too skinny.
miss oblivious | June 28, 2007 at 5:42 am
I find her really boring and am feeling no envy. Unless I’m in denial? Nah, BORING.
Kamiki | June 28, 2007 at 5:59 am
I don’t think this is a beautiful woman – she looks weasly.
my comment | June 28, 2007 at 6:40 am
So very sick to death of the 80′s.
Oversize t-shirt and big ass belt? Hippy new wave redux? Gah!
How tired.
Nina | June 28, 2007 at 7:17 am
I’m kind of o and off about her. I love her torso region but I dont like her legs and her boobs are bad. As fr her face, she really ruined it by smoking so much and she just isn’t that pretty to me. She’s hot but not beautiful.
MeatSack | June 28, 2007 at 7:46 am
…nice, verry nice.
lol | June 28, 2007 at 7:59 am
I think she’s ugly, like all American women.
Another fat bitch. You can tell she’s American because she’s eating at McDonald’s.
Stupid Americans! They’re all mongrels with low IQs
p911gt10c | June 28, 2007 at 8:48 am
16, you’re absolutely right, those big ass sunglasses don’t look good on anyone, but yet idiotic young women everywhere are wearing them because some lame celeb wore them once.
And Fish, good call, you can never go wrong with more Alessandra. NEVER. She’s just thexthy.
whoopie | June 28, 2007 at 8:50 am
oh my god her boobs are SO not bad, check out more of her pics will ya.
hot :D
RichPort | June 28, 2007 at 9:02 am
Overrated.
@32 – I hear ya… I have a hard time taking a leak in public toliets too. I have to wrap it around my arms like a fucking garden hose so as avoid touching the water.
Flavio | June 28, 2007 at 9:24 am
She´s brazilian, but from southern brazil area, where all people have european roots
havoc | June 28, 2007 at 9:38 am
Oh my God, the things I would do to her….
I would chew a whole right through her.
After I built an altar in the bedroom….
.
Nina | June 28, 2007 at 9:45 am
To post #43. I’m really into fashion and models and I have checked out her boobs. I’ve seen them in very see through outfits and I don’t like her boobs or her butt. I love her torso though. I’ve probably seen way more pictures of her than you have. Either way THESE are nice boobs:
*Very NSFW http://img159.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=62486_bl4ck-227-Jeisa_Chiminazzo-POP11-ph_Alas_and_Piggott_123_805lo.jpg
Check out more pics on my blog.
krazihottkelli | June 28, 2007 at 9:46 am
#32=when your in America, fuckin
zpeak American..fuck…
The girl at the top iz ugly, but at
leazt zhe lookz way better then
“thebaglady” spearz……
kix | June 28, 2007 at 9:51 am
Too skinny, foolish glasses, big head. Not my type.
kix | June 28, 2007 at 9:53 am
…but she is better looking than those other V.S. models– especially that vampire looking brunette