As the world focuses its attention on last night’s Academy Awards, it’s comforting to know supermodels are still out there stretching and standing in the ocean. In a way, they’re almost like The Hurt Locker, but with less war-fighting and more making women self-conscious about their appearance so they’ll try to fit in Victoria’s Secret underwear. (Out of respect for Katherine Bigelow, I’m not going to say which is the nobler cause.)
Photos: Splash News
stanlymorris | March 8, 2010 at 2:21 pm
she’s getting over muscular. She no longer looks like she can bear a child. fail :(
Ryan | March 8, 2010 at 2:22 pm
First? NICE ASS! lol
Willie Dixon | March 8, 2010 at 2:27 pm
Belly button weirdness.
JaidenPaidIn | March 8, 2010 at 2:27 pm
WINNER!
Give her a Statue
JaidenPaidIn | March 8, 2010 at 2:29 pm
picture # 6 would be perfect..
only missing a little golden shower.
Bob Dole | March 8, 2010 at 2:30 pm
Damnit, eat a sandwich.
Big'n | March 8, 2010 at 2:34 pm
Damnit superficial, now I’m all horny. Thanks a lot!
Parker | March 8, 2010 at 2:34 pm
Oh, this is perfect. I wish all the pics on this site only showed chick in this waiting-for-anal-sex pose. If not then at least include a few snaps of them making sandwiches.
JaidenPaidIn | March 8, 2010 at 2:38 pm
What’s missing in Picture #6
Clue: Golden and Shower
The Dipstix Crew | March 8, 2010 at 2:42 pm
Stretching is important ;-)
shmeeze | March 8, 2010 at 2:45 pm
@6 hahhhhhahahhha no bullshit
i really want to know..are these girls just naturally that skinny or do they really not eat. cus i just ate 2 egg rolls and some egg drop soup and now i feel like a fat ass lol.
Natalia | March 8, 2010 at 2:51 pm
Tooooooo skinny. She needs some meat on those bones.
Manequim | March 8, 2010 at 2:52 pm
Shmeeze, hard to tell. Her genes may favor her; she might as well eat batting dipped in orange juice for breakfast, lunch & dinner, like mannequins often seem to do.
Weight Loss Pills | March 8, 2010 at 3:01 pm
Nice pics, thanks.
Weight Loss Pills | March 8, 2010 at 3:03 pm
Nice pics, thanks.
HubaHuba | March 8, 2010 at 3:16 pm
To everyone saying she needs more meat on her bones Don’t you worry none. Elect me to help them out and I’ll give them all the meat and bone they need!
YEEEEOOOOWWW!!!
READ Me Sarah | March 8, 2010 at 3:28 pm
am i the only one that likes belly button weirdness?
—sarah got juice sarah got juice ooohhhh sarah!—
Sport | March 8, 2010 at 3:32 pm
When did she get so boney?
Not *as* hot as before but gimme a break – none of us would say no.
Wazmeister05 | March 8, 2010 at 3:37 pm
She has a mans face
dude | March 8, 2010 at 3:51 pm
funny, #5.
but actually, she’s the one supermodel that actually serves a purpose in this world: she sniffs out cadavers, bodies left in new jersey’s waterways. Way to go chick!
Deacon Jones | March 8, 2010 at 3:53 pm
The next time my friend’s wife is over for a game, and bitches about how she just can’t lose the baby-weight as she fills a second plate full of wings with blue cheese dressing, I’m going to bring this up on my laptop and place it on her lap and walk out of the room.
wow | March 8, 2010 at 3:53 pm
resembles big bird too much in last pic. cute face tho.
murder | March 8, 2010 at 4:11 pm
..IS NO ONE FREAKING OUT OVER THE FLOATING HEAD!!!!
Perfect | March 8, 2010 at 4:12 pm
I think she’s almost perfect.
With a nice boob job, she would be perfect.
bones | March 8, 2010 at 4:18 pm
skeleton with a fat set of cunt lips.meh
Goddamit that is GROSS! | March 8, 2010 at 4:22 pm
Stringy and gross. Thanks for nothing.
Herbert Stinkelmeyer III | March 8, 2010 at 4:48 pm
#25 = virgin/latent homo
ehhh | March 8, 2010 at 5:11 pm
DOES NO ONE ELSE NOTICE THE OTHER WOMAN IN PIC 6? hahahahahaha
A lot of the Victoria’s Secret models look absolutely amazing, perfect bodies. But she needs a cheeseburger. Fast.
marcy | March 8, 2010 at 5:15 pm
She is so beautiful.
Wowzers | March 8, 2010 at 5:16 pm
She is ridiculously hot. And that last pic showing off her sweet little clam is dope.
jeez | March 8, 2010 at 5:17 pm
Someone give this cunt a fucking cheeseburger for christ’s sake, she looks like a fucking skeleton
James T. | March 8, 2010 at 5:18 pm
She needs to gain a little weight
LikeItThatWay | March 8, 2010 at 5:20 pm
I would much rather have a beauty like this who could (optionally) stand to eat a cheeseburger than all the others who look like they are hiding a 12 pack of cheeseburgers in their pants….
female | March 8, 2010 at 5:24 pm
Wow… just. Wow.
wow. going to the gym right now.
JimmyCrackedCorn | March 8, 2010 at 5:30 pm
@21 And that will (at best) get you a night on the couch or (at worst) a bill from a divorce lawyer.
Drundel | March 8, 2010 at 5:35 pm
Wow and she had a kid, what a year ago? I bet all other mothers hate her.
gen | March 8, 2010 at 6:08 pm
Wow
Perfect
Alli Watermelon | March 8, 2010 at 6:16 pm
FUCKING NASTY.
asdf | March 8, 2010 at 6:16 pm
nice camel toe there.
but she’s way too skinny, and has no curves
blah | March 8, 2010 at 6:37 pm
fucking nasty. “she” looks like a 9 year old (no offence to the hot nine year olds). Pic #6 looks like she is giving a golden shower (hahahahahhaahha I just made that up!!!) I bet right after these pics were taken she went to the can and took a massive dump.
P.S. This fucking website sucks ass and long live American Idol, best show ever!!!
Perfect | March 8, 2010 at 6:37 pm
Amen #33
It’s refreshing to take a girl out who won’t bloat on you after one batch of chicken wings!
Perfect | March 8, 2010 at 6:41 pm
Blah 40 – you just lost all cred with your dick sucking montage to American Idol…good Lord! I didn’t think anyone who had a choice actually watches that trash??
GMAN00702 | March 8, 2010 at 7:00 pm
YOU ARE SUPPER . I FELL IN LOVE WITH RIGHT A WAY
blah | March 8, 2010 at 7:21 pm
@42
I thought I would lose all cred right from the very beginning. For you it took until the last sentence? hahahahahahahahah what a stupid cunt.
Lux | March 8, 2010 at 7:25 pm
That is a good looking woman with the Pulitzer/Nobel Peace of bodies.
Eirin | March 8, 2010 at 7:48 pm
What happened to her?
Do_Freebird | March 8, 2010 at 8:05 pm
What a slut.
I’m not saying that it’s necessarily a bad thing.
For this slut, it’s a good thing.
Scott | March 8, 2010 at 8:18 pm
“38. Alli Watermelon – March 8, 2010 6:16 PM
FUCKING NASTY.”
Oh for fucks sake, SHUT THE FUCK UP.Posting your sorry ass pics doesnt warrant you calling someone whose SO much hotter than you, running your cockholster.. its almost sad-instead, its fuckin annoying.
Shes fucking stunning, which, you know, that whole super model thing sort of backs me up on. You on the other hand? Jealous. Grow the fuck up.
Marie | March 8, 2010 at 8:23 pm
She is incredible. Anyone who says otherwise is either blind, jealous, or just insulting her so they stand out, in which case, you certainly do, but, only because you look ridiculous. Great body? Check. Beautiful face? Check. Yes, I can certainly see how you can look at her and think ‘fucking nasty’.
Wow.
Dread not | March 8, 2010 at 10:21 pm
@ 3
Award given to Alessandra Ambrosio. She gets the “Stiffy.”