Alessandra Ambrosio still wearing a bikini

January 23rd, 2009 // 79 Comments

Alessandra Ambrosio did some relaxing in St. Barts yesterday while on location for Victoria’s Secret. I’m actually in these photos. You can’t see me because I’m disguised as an invisible sea turtle which is, undoubtedly, the greatest stealth costume one can wear. Until you get jet-skied in the kidney and bawl like a schoolgirl in front of a supermodel. Then it blows.

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  1. charles few

    She’s been waiting so long now for an ass-donor . . . I hope she makes it.

  2. EuroNeckPain

    Totally agree with #28.
    Someone told me once that there’s this island nearby (not far from St Tropez) where models love to go and relax on the beach. And he said that models are not attractive as one would think, their bones stick out, they have “salt cups” (holes on the shoulder on each side of the neck), they are too tall. I laughed at his face.
    But now I wonder.

  3. Kaiser

    I love them skinny and this superbitch is definitley one to hit.

  4. Lessjess

    I think she has an amazing butt!! I would like some examples of women with nice bodies from all of you who think she is too skinny.

  5. NipTuck

    #28…I agree.

    #12/13….WHAT??

  6. sla

    #10. What kind of supermodel thinks it’s a good idea to get a tattoo?

    If you are a good enough model to have “super” as part of your job description, the people who hire you will pay whatever measly wages a photo-retoucher gets to spend a minute or so photoshopping it out. They can just zap that out of there while they are using Liquify to push in that little bit of mommy tummy she has.

  7. joe

    No tits, no ass, no curves. Man face. I like tattoos, but it ain’t enough to redeem her lack of feminine beauty.

  8. joe

    No tits, no ass, no curves. Man face. I like tattoos, but it ain’t enough to redeem her lack of feminine beauty.

  9. Jesus

    to # 18: Alessandra is a BOY! What mentally healthy heterosexual male would want to have sex with a BOY???

  10. Jesus

    to # 18: Alessandra is a BOY! What mentally healthy heterosexual male would want to have sex with a BOY???

  11. Jesus

    to # 18: Alessandra is a BOY! What mentally healthy heterosexual male would want to have sex with a BOY???

  12. faggots

    Joe, Jesus and any of the other tasteless queers who think Alessandra isn’t hot…. you disgust me and I can tell you without meeting you your taste in women is atrocious. (Ps: I won’t be back so have fun responding with retarded nonsense)

  13. Haley

    She’s beautiful. She doesn’t have any curves because she is very skinny. But it’s amazing that she is a supermodel who doesn’t have fake boobs planted on her chest.

  14. JACK MEHOFF

    #6…………U LOVE MAN CHOWDER

  15. question

    Who makes her swimsuit…obviously some brazilian designer? ANY GUESSES

  16. question

    Who makes her swimsuit…obviously some brazilian designer? ANY GUESSES

  17. e-rock

    #64- Haley She had them removed maybe prior to her child? She definitely had breast implants, and just like Britney Spears, had them removed so maybe she could breast feed.. I know because Im in the modeling industry, and was on a shoot with her, and yes, she is gorgeous, but those boobs weren’t always real…

  18. Erin

    she has no hips, ass, breasts and no discernable muscle tone. I think she has a pretty face, but no body of any kind.

  19. WantsBathingSuit

    (#66 and #67)

    yes where did she get her swimsuit!! I want it!!!

  20. Maliah

    How in the world can some posters call this girl fat?

    I think she’s cute—not my ‘ideal’ though.
    She has a body that only a pedophile would love…

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  22. i agree with #5 as well.. some of these supermodels do look like little boys..ugh..curves are hot! whats hotter a playboy centerfold or a supermodel???
    not to mention porn stars..a chick like me does’t wanna look like that..now jenna jameson..hmmm..REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES!

  23. Sam

    I think that she is realy beautifull! Don’t want to be evil here sigh….

  24. sandy

    why is everyone commenting so much on her body? girls can’t friggin win nowadays. they’re either too fat or too skinny. nice to know their personality and intellect aren’t worth sh-t. no wonder so many girls in this country have low self esteem. thanks guys.

  25. sandy

    why is everyone commenting so much on her body? girls can’t friggin win nowadays. they’re either too fat or too skinny. nice to know their personality and intellect aren’t worth sh-t. no wonder so many girls in this country have low self esteem. thanks guys.

  26. Deborah

    Yeah, brazilian models are the best, lets confess! They havent all the same face… each of them has a particular unique beauty.

  27. I think I like her more after seeing these pictures, hey she’s a real person too. I’m tired of the airbrushed pictures in magazines. My hypothesis is that most celebrities don’t try their hardest to look photo ready on their days off…which is to say they don’t resemble the version of themselves that the public is used to seeing.

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