Alessandra Ambrosio did some relaxing in St. Barts yesterday while on location for Victoria’s Secret. I’m actually in these photos. You can’t see me because I’m disguised as an invisible sea turtle which is, undoubtedly, the greatest stealth costume one can wear. Until you get jet-skied in the kidney and bawl like a schoolgirl in front of a supermodel. Then it blows.
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mer | January 23, 2009 at 3:58 pm
Still no ass.
But man, that smile.
Jeezy | January 23, 2009 at 4:01 pm
Not bad, but her elbows are too pointy.
JPRichardson | January 23, 2009 at 4:03 pm
Actually there is a hint of an ass in acouple of these pics. Very beautiful.
oooh baby | January 23, 2009 at 4:05 pm
WOW what a stunner…. im in love again.. love the looks of the people in the background on the last photo.. husband and his fatty wife both thinking ‘damn i’d hit that’
charlie | January 23, 2009 at 4:09 pm
she is waaaaaaaay too skinny.
bitch has no ass, no tits, no hips.
her face isnt that cute either.
she has a nice stomach, but that is abouti it.
she looks like an anorexic boy with a wig.
charlie | January 23, 2009 at 4:10 pm
she is waaaaaaaay too skinny.
bitch has no ass, no tits, no hips.
her face isnt that cute either.
she has a nice stomach, but that is abouti it.
she looks like an anorexic boy with a wig.
Ed. | January 23, 2009 at 4:10 pm
“You can’t see me because I’m disguised as her ass.”
fixed.
Deacon Jones | January 23, 2009 at 4:15 pm
Where’s her tits?
Isn’t that the one consolation of knocking up your girlfriend?? Bummer
ninja | January 23, 2009 at 4:15 pm
she is gorgeous.
KG | January 23, 2009 at 4:18 pm
Sorry, but the tatoo is a big turnoff.
What kind of supermodel thinks it’s a good idea to get a tattoo?
katrinadarrellonline.com | January 23, 2009 at 4:28 pm
bombshell
Rock | January 23, 2009 at 4:33 pm
She looks a little fat
Rock | January 23, 2009 at 4:33 pm
She looks a little fat
Sam | January 23, 2009 at 4:33 pm
She thinks her baby girl is way too fat.
iseefatpeople | January 23, 2009 at 4:35 pm
OMG.. pic #11. she is so fat!!!! that’s what childbirth will do to a gurl.
realistic guy | January 23, 2009 at 4:37 pm
I agree with #5 she is way too skinny! Women should have some curves! Bridget Marquardt has a waaaaaaaay better body than her….. even with the little bit of hail dammage on her legs!
Franky | January 23, 2009 at 4:48 pm
This girl is so amazing, gowddd
Franky
engrishdaily
Sportsdvl | January 23, 2009 at 4:51 pm
I love these posters who say she is too skinny or whatever when we all know there isn’t a guy alive who wouldn’t hit that in a heartbeat!
havoc | January 23, 2009 at 4:53 pm
Half a heartbeat.
Ass or not, she’s F-I-N-E.
.
Donald Rumsfeld | January 23, 2009 at 4:58 pm
These pics just reminded me to mail in my yearly donation to the African Hunger fund. Thanks Fish!
Parker | January 23, 2009 at 5:03 pm
I’d like to feel my weiner relaxing inside her butt after a long round of anal sex.
Get your Ink Done | January 23, 2009 at 5:06 pm
“What kind of supermodel thinks it’s a good idea to get a tattoo?”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Let’s see… Ana Beatriz Barros, Alessandra Ambrosio, Gisele Bundchen, Petra Nemcova, Isabeli Fontana, Carolyn Murphy, Omahyra Garcia, Nicole Triunfo, Marina Dias, Tanit Phoenix., Erin Wasson, Liliana Dominguez, Susan Eldridge, Mariana Weickert, Marcelle Bittar …
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!
Rachell | January 23, 2009 at 5:23 pm
Brazilian supermodels just look so boring and generic. She’s a pretty lady, but nothing really stands out…dirty blonde hair, brown eyes, tan …zzzzzz
fl | January 23, 2009 at 5:28 pm
thank you thesuperficial, thank you.
minty | January 23, 2009 at 5:39 pm
i think she is very pretty. yes, extremely skinny but she is still young. i think that once she gets a little older and gains some weight she will be much sexier. and ps. i am a girl.
Yea - blah blah | January 23, 2009 at 5:56 pm
You ppl that say she is fat are idiots, look around you, any woman these days thinks its thier very own buffet before AND after having a kid. I am just thankful that woman like her exist that have that genetic gene to shed weight after childbirth. It proves that there is still hope for a skinier future.
Cartman | January 23, 2009 at 6:04 pm
Alessandra makes me feel good. I think she’s perfect just the way she is.
Joe | January 23, 2009 at 6:09 pm
She’s “amazing” only in terms of the absence of bad stuff – fat arms and legs, cottage cheese ass, stretch marks, pooch/fupa. In other words, all the identifying features of an adult American woman. But she’s got nothing special in a positive sense, like great boobs or unusually long legs (actually they’re a little short for her height) or a firm round butt. To be “amazing” – from a guy’s perspective – a girl has to pack some killer curves without being fat. Although some of you fashion designers seem to think otherwise, judging by the comments you wrote while sipping on your caramel apple martinis.
Insatiable Peter | January 23, 2009 at 6:27 pm
I would do anything for her, even wear a condom. Well, I’d probably just put it in and say it was on.
Spagett! | January 23, 2009 at 6:45 pm
holy shit this broad is perfect
and there is no such thing as too skinny
cecil | January 23, 2009 at 6:55 pm
People give skinny girls too much crap. Everyone says this, but if you saw Alessandra in person you would feel so unworthy. In 10 years she’ll look so much better than all the “curvy” women a.k.a. sasquatches.
Ein | January 23, 2009 at 6:59 pm
If God would only give her some nice buttocks…
Mylo | January 23, 2009 at 7:12 pm
Look at the last picture with the old lady staring at her… SO FUNNY
AMY | January 23, 2009 at 7:15 pm
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sea turtle disguise | January 23, 2009 at 7:53 pm
dont i look awfully turtle-y in my turtle costume? turtle-tuuurtle.
noname | January 23, 2009 at 8:18 pm
She reminds me of this girl:
http://ihatekaty.com/?id=404486#6dzz5z54fsdq7ez78z8d
Maximus | January 23, 2009 at 9:51 pm
The girl is beautiful, looks amazing here, and has one of the prettiest smiles I’ve ever seen.
Randal | January 23, 2009 at 10:01 pm
What a beautiful boy this is. Reach for the stars and you may accomplish anything you set your mind to.
However, if I am going to me absolutely honest, as I always am, pic #8 isn’t getting in the catalogue. Too much airbrushing would need to be done to the tummy.
Randal
Drooly | January 23, 2009 at 10:31 pm
Some say fat – some say skinny. Maybe I’m just not as discriminating as some folks but she falls well within my “do-able” range!
Jackie Marlow | January 23, 2009 at 10:55 pm
Hey that’s a nice jetty!
erin | January 23, 2009 at 11:15 pm
I love every inch of her except her terribly pinned back ears… and over-sized fake veneers. Lovely lady reguardless!
Sandi | January 23, 2009 at 11:28 pm
How about those two looking at her in the last pic – the woman is like “WTF” – it’s priceless!!
Vicks | January 23, 2009 at 11:45 pm
all i hear, she’s too skinny she’s too fat, i mean she is ok, the only thing is that her belly is bigger than her butt thats what makes her look a lil weird, but then i think she’s very pretty and feminine, and also makes a lot of money too haha just by posing
Danny | January 23, 2009 at 11:58 pm
You keep on showing pix of this skinny broad (oxymoron?) and eventually I’ll start to think she’s attractive.
grrr | January 24, 2009 at 12:21 am
i absolutely loooove how the old couple in the last photo are appauled by her lmao
gerard Vandenberg | January 24, 2009 at 12:25 am
I just love it when “THEY” go smaller, folks!!
………………….next step……………………………………….STRING?
Cliff Notes | January 24, 2009 at 1:00 am
#47 Smaller ? Try posting your ‘intellect on the wrong thread..
So.
G8t points all America.
But personwooly – I ‘m beginning to feel the ‘land of the free’ -
‘Home of the Brave ‘..
that type thing – has been bought by the Banks.
And the Banks want to take over the world.
And the banks are controlled by Rothschilds and Rockefellers
(They create money from nothing and make you pay interest on it.)
(The Fed’s a private racket that makes the USA a joke)
(Then they make all the politicians do a dance)
(And it seems Banks are controlled by Zionists)
Knee Ya Ha Ha | January 24, 2009 at 1:08 am
Well. Notes.
Thanks for picking up the accent. But what your Reelwee twying to say here exactwee ?
Inside job ?
whopper jr. | January 24, 2009 at 1:25 am
One thing’s for sure…
I would certainly enjoy pushing and pulling my erect penis in and out of her lubricated vagina until it ejaculated some semen from my testicles.
Cliff Notes | January 24, 2009 at 1:39 am
Well I guess everybody knows the next line by now.
“So # 50 ‘ whopper jr’. – you seem like a real intellectual -
Oh by the way -Inside job ?”
And –
this just in …………..
‘Binky’ says a special ‘shout out’ to those of you ‘keeping score at home.’