Alessandra Ambrosio still wearing a bikini

Alessandra Ambrosio did some relaxing in St. Barts yesterday while on location for Victoria’s Secret. I’m actually in these photos. You can’t see me because I’m disguised as an invisible sea turtle which is, undoubtedly, the greatest stealth costume one can wear. Until you get jet-skied in the kidney and bawl like a schoolgirl in front of a supermodel. Then it blows.