Alessandra Ambrosio stands and stuff

March 7th, 2009 // 56 Comments

For no reason at all, here’s Alessandra Ambrosio at a photoshoot at Ipanema Beach in Rio de Janeiro. God, it must be so hard to be a supermodel. To stand there and do whatever it is that she’s doing. It looks like it gets pretty windy sometimes. And hot? She looks like she’s hot in some of these pictures. Man, supermodels are the real heroes.

Photos: Flynet
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  1. shu

    FIRST!

  2. shu

    FIRST!

  3. cliff_greene

    Gee, the superficial writer loves himself up those skinny bimbo’s.

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  5. Terrence Howard

    I wouldn’t mind ramming my dick up her ass and forcing her to sick on it to taste her own shit.

  6. RichPort's Ghost

    Fap fap fap fap fap fap fap…..

    Who am I kidding, time to go back to Match.com and increase the number of lies on my profile

  7. bob

    I’d lick her ass-crack and her ass-hole until she purred like a kitten.

  8. Nero

    She loves water and wind! I can tell on her erect nipples.

  9. Lowlands

    According to the 2nd pic.There’re several ways how to find out which direction the wind is blowing from.Probably as much as the several ways how to wet a finger.

  10. Nero

    Does she like watersport??

  11. she looks like an evil sea witch in the first 3

  12. bryan

    it must be cold

  13. Adri

    Alessandra is beautiful! Gorgeous, exotic face and thin, toned body

  14. Balack Oboombox, the socialist pig piece of shit

    Must be cold – great nips :)

  15. Gando

    Where can i get an outfit like in the two last pics? It looks ideal for my meditation sessions!

  16. anyone advice pls?

    i have a stubborn pimple. please help i need it gone by tomorrow!

  17. Sauron

    If i didn’t had a wifey yet,she may taste my chupa chup anytime! Chocolate taste!?

  18. Darth

    You can’t always carry a towel with you.That’s why the guy is drying his hands on her dress!

  19. phoring

    That is hot!! Models are much better to look at than slutty-whore-skank porn stars. You can use just one or more of these words to describe some models, but all of these words+ can be used to describe every porn star.

  20. nastyjay

    i bet her love hole feels so fukin good

  21. timmy the dying boy

    Her breasts resemble the dusty old wind socks you’d see at an abandoned aitfield in Nebraska.

  22. hula

    that is not alessandra ambrosio
    you run a website like this and you dont even know who is who
    wow.
    try again loser.
    once again: that is not alessandra ambrosio

  23. amanda

    i dont think thats her
    but i KNOW those orange shoes are fuckin ugly

  24. joe steiner

    don’t think it’s Alessandra either – looks like Izabel Goulart ( who is a another Vicky’s model who looks almost identical)

  25. not a moron

    22, 23 AND 24 ARE RETARDS.

    YES THAT IS IN FACT ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO, MORONS.

    if you guys can’t tell that is ale’s body then you guys obviously don’t look at her nearly enough.

  26. muhnamuhna doodoodadoodoo

    a bit less stunning these days ;(

  27. When you’re so skinny like her there is only one “MEDECINE” that will help you following the rules required:
    that “medicine” is: COCAINE, folks.
    …………………………………………………………………………….BET?

  28. anon

    That is not Allessandra.

  29. anon

    That is not Allessandra.

  30. Megan

    Looks like Alessandra to me. Izabel whatever’s nose is way different than Alessandra’s for these to be her.

  31. Scott

    … For just $5 a week you can help feed a starving model in Africa…

  32. Yeah i’ll bet those itty bitties are super sweet….

  33. feararewishes

    Supermodel? Superhero!

  34. Nero

    Alessandra! ? This is my phonenumber: 6913039,call me!

  35. Nero

    I just had a good night of sleep,it shows!?

  36. Lowlands

    Chupa chups taste great,quality lollipops! She does anything for some great chupa chup time!

  37. Sauron

    Still surprised if she loves that much chupa chups,she’s this skinny! Low calories?

  38. R2-D2

    Beep bop! The Kardashians love chupa chup too! Bip! Mother included! Blop!

  39. Vanquish

    There’s still some white space around the news itself, fish. You should get right on that!

    You sold-out twat.

  40. Parker

    I don’t care who she is. I just want her to fold her soft ass cheeks around my c**k before I sink it deep inside her tight butt.

  41. Nero

    @39 Did Alessandra call?? Keep me updated!

  42. :::: some would be jealous, i just say SKINNY BITCH and dream ::::
    -
    http://www.ThisIsWhyYoureSkinny.com

  43. Bodiddly

    I wonder if her mouth has chupa chup in it at night or all day?

  44. MasterZ

    I had her lick my chupa chup twelve times if know what I mean!

  45. GraveHamburger

    I can see her chupa chup sticking out of that slip! I wish to fuck a chupa chup on her.

  46. Katherine

    Okay, what is up with all these losers up in here claiming that this is not Alessandra Ambrosio! I mean, this girl is on every freaking picture when you walk into Victoria’s Secret. Everybody who is anybody knows her face, and body. Give me a fucking break. One retard says it’s not her, and then a bunch of losers start agreeing. Typical…like cattle to the precipice. THIS IS ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO AND SHE LOOKS GREAT!!!!

  47. madogre

    That’s not Alessandra Ambrosio, and anyone who says she is, is a large, noisy, retard named Katherine.

  48. alice

    Her dress is wonderful! like alwayzzzzzzzz!!!She’s always so fierce, i love her. It’s reported from NewY0rk times that She created an account at ___S e e k r i c h C o m___ to meet a rich and strong boy in a coffee shop last week.

  49. Alessandra Ambrosio

    That’s not me.

  50. California Red

    Almost makes me want to be a gay man so I could lift up her dress and put balm on her lips.

    Adam Sandler should make a movie where he infiltrates the high fashion modeling world to try and bang supermodels.

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