Alessandra Ambrosio should help me open windows and other news

April 1st, 2010 // 66 Comments

- Nicholas Sparks is kind of a dick. [Lainey Gossip]

- Michelle Bombshell gets her Swastika ass handed to her by Chelsea Handler. [PopEater]

- That shit’s just not right. [Dlisted]

- Khloe love food. Khloe no time to talk. Khloe chomp good. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Marla Maples is still wearing bikinis. [HollywoodTuna]

- Ricky Gervais understands America. [StarPulse]

- Heidi Montag wants to be Lara Croft. [TheFABlife]

- Sam Worthington enjoys a cool summer’s breeze on his testicles just as much as the next man. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Levi McConaughey is already doing the family name proud. [Socialite Life]

- Justin Bieber proves just how unfunny Funny or Die is. For anyone who hasn’t seen the HBO show. (DON’T.) [ICYDK]

- Jennifer Lopez will bankrupt Def Jam now. [Bossip]

- Suri Cruise owns all these bitches. [Betty Confidential]

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  5. alessandra is pretty and gisele is so pretty and she got the best body
    so its hard to make up my mind cuz they are all brazillian babes and both of them from the same region but i have to pick one and the winner is…. gisele bundchen!! gisele looks like a supermodel.. well she is anyway adriana looks like a green eyed megan fox and alessandra looks like someone out of playboy,

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  7. thank you that was so briliant and so funny ( I mean the escape of kids) that I burst in laugh , but very quickly apologized to Mj and ask for his forgivnes.Poor guy is probabaly pacing the heaven back and forth trying to tell us the truth , and being tremondously angry with hmmm I dont know if I should ever call that killer a doctor .Doctor is a person who is doing everyuthing to save someones life .Killer is a person who takes that life away ….so what do You thing tough decison …..NOT

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  9. alessandra is pretty and gisele is so pretty and she got the best body
    so its hard to make up my mind cuz they are all brazillian babes and both of them from the same region but i have to pick one and the winner is…. gisele bundchen!! gisele looks like a supermodel.. well she is anyway adriana looks like a green eyed megan fox and alessandra looks like someone out of playboy,

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