Alessandra Ambrosio should help me open windows and other news

April 1st, 2010 // 66 Comments

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Comments (66)

  1. FIRST | April 1, 2010 at 6:10 pm

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  2. FIRST | April 1, 2010 at 6:10 pm

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  3. James | April 1, 2010 at 6:11 pm

    God this site is friggin slooooooooowwwww…..
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    On Topic: she can host my balloon party any day

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  4. joe blow | April 1, 2010 at 6:13 pm

    Let’s give her a 21 penis salute.

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  5. Drundel | April 1, 2010 at 6:13 pm

    Still shocked he had a kid less than a year ago.

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  6. Kurt | April 1, 2010 at 6:20 pm

    Wowwwwwwwww

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  7. M | April 1, 2010 at 6:27 pm

    HAHAHA Heidi Montag as Lara Croft? Yeah..ooookay Heidi.

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  8. turd da third | April 1, 2010 at 6:53 pm

    Very tasty indeed. Dressed great, glad she isn’t wearing a thong, she looks much nicer this way.

    Imaging the photoshoot if this was Shauna Sands instead…ewwww there’d be tits hanging out everywhere, a skanky ass in a thong, the only pair of shoes she ownes (yes those clear stripper heels that are glued onto her pathetic feet), and a set up lips that look like my buthole. On top of that she would probably be spread wide open yet having her poor daughter watching “all her class”

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  9. pirhan | April 1, 2010 at 7:17 pm

    Does not anyone else find it disturbing that grown people wish to raid a child’s closet? Why are we obsessed about celebrity children again?

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  10. yerp | April 1, 2010 at 7:27 pm

    wow, shes fkn incredible. unreal

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  11. -Lmega5- | April 1, 2010 at 8:10 pm

    omg the last pic….everything about her is just beautiful….

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  14. Rough out of the office | April 1, 2010 at 9:00 pm

    I have sent an inquiry to Verizon Wireless on how to fix the spell check on my BlackBerry. When it comes to spelling errors it is necessary to be flawless, in order to avoid criticism of little weight from some Tool who’s been waiting for a long time to take pot shots at Roughness

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  15. beautyandbeast | April 1, 2010 at 9:30 pm

    This is among the best looking models, beauty from top to bottom! Ok, you can open your legs if given her permission but sadly she is taken and a used commodity. .

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  16. gen | April 1, 2010 at 10:42 pm

    Wow, I’m actually offended by Nicholas Sparks. No one has ever read any of his shitty books. That fucker is right on the level of Jodi Picoult. How dare he insult McCarthy. What an absolute moron. I would try to somehow boycott him if I actually ever paid attention to anything he fucking did.

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  17. gen | April 1, 2010 at 11:00 pm

    ps- I wonder if the writer actually reads comments because if he does HE SHOULD DEFINITELY FIND SOME GOOD PICTURES OF SAM WORTHINGTON AND POST THEM. There are some very straight female readers too who get sick of misogyny after a while and just want to stare at a hot Australian actor….

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    Dressed great, glad she isn’t wearing a thong, she looks much nicer this way.

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  24. nintendo ds | April 2, 2010 at 1:41 am

    Alessandra Ambrosio I love that name it just rolls off your tongue when you say it Girl you are so so hot your photo melts my screen .You owe me a computer!!

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  25. vajinismus | April 2, 2010 at 3:03 am

    There are some very straight female readers too who get sick of misogyny after a while and just want to stare at a hot Australian actor….

    Dressed great, glad she isn’t wearing a thong, she looks much nicer this way.

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  26. RtSS | April 2, 2010 at 4:51 am

    Alessandra, call me… I have the hot water boiling, and I need you to strip off those sweet panties, so that I can make some delightful panty tea. Mmmm, mmmm, I can smell the sweet aroma now. I am drooling over the taste. There’s nothing better than a nice cup of Super Model panty tea. Alessandra, call me sweety.

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  27. captain america | April 2, 2010 at 5:32 am

    tell me: THIS WAS A JOKE?

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  28. Narcissist | April 2, 2010 at 7:00 am

    Not crazy about Alessandra’s underwear, but it is more spunky than a thong. Most women never earn the right to wear a thong as outerwear.

    Dickolas Sparks: May heaven strike this fucking tool down.
    I figured he was probably a nice enough guy that just had the misfortune of writing the shittiest books ever. I PITIED him. Gloves are off now motherfucker.
    Yeah, Romeo and Juliet. We went from stupid brain-dead teenagers fucking to brain-dead elderly invalids fucking. Awesome progress Dickolas. Now go fuck yourself . Try writing above the third grade level while you’re at it.

    Heidi Montag: WTF? I thought Gabourey Sidibe was signed up to play Lara Croft.

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    i would let her shit on my chest, then i would eat her ass…

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    Why is she dressed like a clown stripper?

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    Her legs are long enough to have them tight wrapped around the waist and two half hitches way knotted.

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