Alessandra Ambrosio should help me open windows and other news

April 1st, 2010 // 66 Comments

- Nicholas Sparks is kind of a dick. [Lainey Gossip]

- Michelle Bombshell gets her Swastika ass handed to her by Chelsea Handler. [PopEater]

- That shit’s just not right. [Dlisted]

- Khloe love food. Khloe no time to talk. Khloe chomp good. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Marla Maples is still wearing bikinis. [HollywoodTuna]

- Ricky Gervais understands America. [StarPulse]

- Heidi Montag wants to be Lara Croft. [TheFABlife]

- Sam Worthington enjoys a cool summer’s breeze on his testicles just as much as the next man. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Levi McConaughey is already doing the family name proud. [Socialite Life]

- Justin Bieber proves just how unfunny Funny or Die is. For anyone who hasn’t seen the HBO show. (DON’T.) [ICYDK]

- Jennifer Lopez will bankrupt Def Jam now. [Bossip]

- Suri Cruise owns all these bitches. [Betty Confidential]

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  3. James

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    On Topic: she can host my balloon party any day

  4. joe blow

    Let’s give her a 21 penis salute.

  5. Drundel

    Still shocked he had a kid less than a year ago.

  6. Kurt

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  7. M

    HAHAHA Heidi Montag as Lara Croft? Yeah..ooookay Heidi.

  8. turd da third

    Very tasty indeed. Dressed great, glad she isn’t wearing a thong, she looks much nicer this way.

    Imaging the photoshoot if this was Shauna Sands instead…ewwww there’d be tits hanging out everywhere, a skanky ass in a thong, the only pair of shoes she ownes (yes those clear stripper heels that are glued onto her pathetic feet), and a set up lips that look like my buthole. On top of that she would probably be spread wide open yet having her poor daughter watching “all her class”

  9. pirhan

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  14. beautyandbeast

    This is among the best looking models, beauty from top to bottom! Ok, you can open your legs if given her permission but sadly she is taken and a used commodity. .

  15. gen

    Wow, I’m actually offended by Nicholas Sparks. No one has ever read any of his shitty books. That fucker is right on the level of Jodi Picoult. How dare he insult McCarthy. What an absolute moron. I would try to somehow boycott him if I actually ever paid attention to anything he fucking did.

  16. gen

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  21. Alessandra Ambrosio I love that name it just rolls off your tongue when you say it Girl you are so so hot your photo melts my screen .You owe me a computer!!

  22. There are some very straight female readers too who get sick of misogyny after a while and just want to stare at a hot Australian actor….

    Dressed great, glad she isn’t wearing a thong, she looks much nicer this way.

  23. RtSS

    Alessandra, call me… I have the hot water boiling, and I need you to strip off those sweet panties, so that I can make some delightful panty tea. Mmmm, mmmm, I can smell the sweet aroma now. I am drooling over the taste. There’s nothing better than a nice cup of Super Model panty tea. Alessandra, call me sweety.

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    tell me: THIS WAS A JOKE?

  25. Not crazy about Alessandra’s underwear, but it is more spunky than a thong. Most women never earn the right to wear a thong as outerwear.

    Dickolas Sparks: May heaven strike this fucking tool down.
    I figured he was probably a nice enough guy that just had the misfortune of writing the shittiest books ever. I PITIED him. Gloves are off now motherfucker.
    Yeah, Romeo and Juliet. We went from stupid brain-dead teenagers fucking to brain-dead elderly invalids fucking. Awesome progress Dickolas. Now go fuck yourself . Try writing above the third grade level while you’re at it.

    Heidi Montag: WTF? I thought Gabourey Sidibe was signed up to play Lara Croft.

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  30. Yes a boney over photo shopped ass of nasty alessandro… pssst. Its not attractive. Skinny scrawny asses are NEVER attractive. I am no big fan of a Kardashian ass, but they have 10,000% better asses than this transvestite bulimic patient.

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