Alessandra Ambrosio redefines MILF and other news

August 31st, 2009 // 42 Comments

- Demi Moore claims she’s never had plastic surgery. Right. And I’ve never paid a hooker to dress up like Abe Lincoln Catwoman. [PopEater]

- Hayden Panettiere is still alive. Midgety. [Lainey Gossip]

- Hilary Duff is pulling diva shit on the set of Gossip Girl. Someone should let Hilary know who’s doing who who a favor in this situation. Then let Leighton Meester know I’m hung like a Sherman tank. Do that first. [Celebslam]

- Robert Pattinson allows Premiere magazine to photograph his brooding. [PopSugar]

- Audrina Patridge is leaving The Hills to pursue her film career which will be going nowhere until someone writes Wonk-Tits: The Movie. [Wonderwall]

- Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minillo are back together which is probably the greatest thing to happen to Nick’s penis since Joe Simpson stopped sleeping in their bed. [The Blemish]

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  1. timmy the dying boy

    I’d say “First,” but I don’t care.

  2. yo

    Second, not that it matters

  3. Parasite

    She’s is gorgeous, some metabolism she must have.

  4. Parasite

    She’s gorgeous, great metabolism, lucky gal.

  5. Tim

    So odd seeing her wear that outfit in that setting. It’s like she’s out to go clubbing, but then decides on a whim to go to the playground.

  6. Parasite

    WTF #4?

  7. lizzy

    oh my god, she is just so beautiful. and so is her baby girl. these pictures make me so envious. picture 7 brings a goddamned tear to my eye… oh man.

    #5 — and her outfit is so adorable and casual — hardly club material??

  8. Carolyn

    She’s gorgeous, but I don’t think that the baby is any great shakes.

  9. chelsea

    beautiful woman.. is she still stay with her husband.. someone posted

    on yahoo answers that she has an profile on an online site

    http://www.Sugarloves.Com you know it is a bad site for rich men to

    seek sexy girls.!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  10. mixedsugar

    omg, her baby looks just like her!! so beautiful:D:D:D:D

  11. The Jesus

    Alessandra’s OK, but I’d rather fuck her daughter…

  12. wick

    @2 – yeah, if by “metabolism” you mean “cigarettes”

  13. lola

    She is a very beautiful mother. She probably eats the recommended 1600 – 2000 calories a day of organic fresh food. If Americans did this obesity would be a thing of the past. My point is that you don’t need to starve yourself to be thin, just avoid artificial ingredients, genetically engineered foods, and excessive eating. Learn how to cook and know what you are eating and STOP bashing the people with enough willpower to do so! :)

  14. #5…”Tim”….how the hell can you consider her outfit…club attire? You’re an idiot. She’s dressed casual…just not like a slob. Apparently sloppy clothes are something you dig.

  15. Demi Moore is full of crap. Her 1st surgery was when she was young to uncross her eyes. Remember her leech therapy? Yuck…And her Mom posing nude?

    It’s all here…http://sickitten.com/categories/Demi%20Moore.aspx

  16. What a lovely little girl she owns.

  17. pedro

    #14 – lola
    WTF!!? She’s a model so she knows what she’s eating.
    Enough of this organic shit..

    Let’s go to McDonald’s.

  18. pedro

    #14 – lola
    WTF!!? She’s a model so she knows what she’s eating.
    Enough of this organic shit..

    Let’s go to McDonald’s.

  19. ROUGH before dishonor

    Damn speaking of rubber band…

  20. Danno

    Look at the kid in the far background of pic #6….. 2 years old and he already knows she’s smokin’ hot.

  21. Christina

    Wow I’m so prettier than she is, why the long face bitch?

  22. F*ck you back dude

    @25. Christina, don’t be jealous just admire the stunningly beautiful lady.

  23. F*ck you back dude

    @25. Christina, don’t be jealous just admire the stunningly beautiful lady, infact lets all do the same.

  24. obvi

    shes gorgeous. baby’s gorgeous. but homegirl needs to shave her legs.

  25. Pilatunes

    Getting married to Alessandra was one of the best things I ever did.

  26. Bigo

    She looks like a teen mom! How old is she?

  27. lola

    #18. I was responding to the people who credit her “metabolism” to her figure in earlier posts. Metabolism only applies to the %1 of obese people with thyroid disorders or medical conditions. You have fun going to McDonald’s and I will stay healthy 105 pounds. Cooking at home – even with buying organic – is half the price of my family eating at McDonald’s, not to mention much more delicious.

    I cook everything in butter or coconut oil and none of that hydrogenated shit. I never buy “light” or “diet” products either. I wish people to take responsibility for their shape and stop bashing others who do.

  28. PunkA

    Lola, Bullshit. My wife cooks vegetarian organic for herself as well, and it is twice as much as McDonald’s. Yeah, it is expensive to eat healthy, and McD’s is way cheap and easy. So pat yourself on the back all you want, but do not lie about the cost. healthy foods cost more than the cheap, bad for you stuff. Only an idiot would claim otherwise.

  29. whaaat

    @29

    Wrong. I spend about 25 dollars a week on organic food for my family. You can get cheap healthy food at farmers markets or even king soopers if you get whats on sale. It “may be expensive to eat healthy” IYO, but do you not realize how expensive this damn obesity epicdemic is.. a result from fast food? The AVERAGE American spends ten dollars a day on fast food, that’s roughly 70 dollars a week. Cheaper than eating fresh organic food? I think not, stop claiming that fastfood is cheaper just so u can use it as an excuse to be a fatass

  30. Galtacticus

    Holy crap! That kid is growing like a cabbage!

  31. Darth

    I haven’t seen a cabbage this huge before.Is she growing this in her garden?

  32. YOUAREAPIG#12

    # 12 YOU ARE A PIG…………….GO DIE

  33. YOUAREAPIG#12

    # 12 YOU ARE A PIG…………….GO DIE

  34. Hi

    #12 hopefully the world is a fair enough place that a nail bomb will explode into your eyes and then someone will stab your skull 100x before burning your body and then taking a dump on it

    PS The baby is extremely cute and fat lool :)

  35. I must say Alessandra ambrosio is looking so hot with that short. She has got stunning figure. I like her with that goggle very much. So appealing face,. Thanks

  36. Kai Santos

    metabolism? haha thats an excuse.. if you were earning millions with the way you look, i think you would consider what you stuff into your mouth..

  37. I hope to do business with you again soon.

  38. metabolism? haha thats an excuse.. if you were earning millions with the way you look, i think you would consider what you stuff into your mouth..

  39. damn, where did jamie lynn’s double d pregnant tits goooooo

  40. good article,thank you

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