- Demi Moore claims she’s never had plastic surgery. Right. And I’ve never paid a hooker to dress up like Abe Lincoln Catwoman. [PopEater]
- Hayden Panettiere is still alive. Midgety. [Lainey Gossip]
- Hilary Duff is pulling diva shit on the set of Gossip Girl. Someone should let Hilary know who’s doing who who a favor in this situation. Then let Leighton Meester know I’m hung like a Sherman tank. Do that first. [Celebslam]
- Robert Pattinson allows Premiere magazine to photograph his brooding. [PopSugar]
- Audrina Patridge is leaving The Hills to pursue her film career which will be going nowhere until someone writes Wonk-Tits: The Movie. [Wonderwall]
- Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minillo are back together which is probably the greatest thing to happen to Nick’s penis since Joe Simpson stopped sleeping in their bed. [The Blemish]
timmy the dying boy | August 31, 2009 at 9:20 pm
I’d say “First,” but I don’t care.
yo | August 31, 2009 at 9:34 pm
Second, not that it matters
Parasite | August 31, 2009 at 9:34 pm
She’s is gorgeous, some metabolism she must have.
Parasite | August 31, 2009 at 9:35 pm
She’s gorgeous, great metabolism, lucky gal.
Tim | August 31, 2009 at 9:36 pm
So odd seeing her wear that outfit in that setting. It’s like she’s out to go clubbing, but then decides on a whim to go to the playground.
Parasite | August 31, 2009 at 9:40 pm
WTF #4?
lizzy | August 31, 2009 at 9:49 pm
oh my god, she is just so beautiful. and so is her baby girl. these pictures make me so envious. picture 7 brings a goddamned tear to my eye… oh man.
#5 — and her outfit is so adorable and casual — hardly club material??
chelsea | August 31, 2009 at 9:57 pm
http://www.thesuperficial.com
Carolyn | August 31, 2009 at 10:16 pm
She’s gorgeous, but I don’t think that the baby is any great shakes.
chelsea | August 31, 2009 at 10:18 pm
beautiful woman.. is she still stay with her husband.. someone posted
on yahoo answers that she has an profile on an online site
http://www.Sugarloves.Com you know it is a bad site for rich men to
seek sexy girls.!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mixedsugar | August 31, 2009 at 10:38 pm
omg, her baby looks just like her!! so beautiful:D:D:D:D
The Jesus | August 31, 2009 at 11:21 pm
Alessandra’s OK, but I’d rather fuck her daughter…
wick | August 31, 2009 at 11:38 pm
@2 – yeah, if by “metabolism” you mean “cigarettes”
lola | August 31, 2009 at 11:43 pm
She is a very beautiful mother. She probably eats the recommended 1600 – 2000 calories a day of organic fresh food. If Americans did this obesity would be a thing of the past. My point is that you don’t need to starve yourself to be thin, just avoid artificial ingredients, genetically engineered foods, and excessive eating. Learn how to cook and know what you are eating and STOP bashing the people with enough willpower to do so! :)
Alli Watermelon | September 1, 2009 at 12:18 am
#5…”Tim”….how the hell can you consider her outfit…club attire? You’re an idiot. She’s dressed casual…just not like a slob. Apparently sloppy clothes are something you dig.
Sickitten | September 1, 2009 at 2:53 am
Demi Moore is full of crap. Her 1st surgery was when she was young to uncross her eyes. Remember her leech therapy? Yuck…And her Mom posing nude?
It’s all here…http://sickitten.com/categories/Demi%20Moore.aspx
HD Video Converter for Mac | September 1, 2009 at 3:00 am
What a lovely little girl she owns.
pedro | September 1, 2009 at 3:33 am
#14 – lola
WTF!!? She’s a model so she knows what she’s eating.
Enough of this organic shit..
Let’s go to McDonald’s.
pedro | September 1, 2009 at 4:18 am
#14 – lola
WTF!!? She’s a model so she knows what she’s eating.
Enough of this organic shit..
Let’s go to McDonald’s.
ROUGH before dishonor | September 1, 2009 at 6:35 am
Damn speaking of rubber band…
Danno | September 1, 2009 at 6:58 am
Look at the kid in the far background of pic #6….. 2 years old and he already knows she’s smokin’ hot.
Christina | September 1, 2009 at 7:24 am
Wow I’m so prettier than she is, why the long face bitch?
F*ck you back dude | September 1, 2009 at 9:07 am
@25. Christina, don’t be jealous just admire the stunningly beautiful lady.
F*ck you back dude | September 1, 2009 at 9:08 am
@25. Christina, don’t be jealous just admire the stunningly beautiful lady, infact lets all do the same.
obvi | September 1, 2009 at 10:07 am
shes gorgeous. baby’s gorgeous. but homegirl needs to shave her legs.
Pilatunes | September 1, 2009 at 10:41 am
Getting married to Alessandra was one of the best things I ever did.
Bigo | September 1, 2009 at 10:49 am
She looks like a teen mom! How old is she?
lola | September 1, 2009 at 2:43 pm
#18. I was responding to the people who credit her “metabolism” to her figure in earlier posts. Metabolism only applies to the %1 of obese people with thyroid disorders or medical conditions. You have fun going to McDonald’s and I will stay healthy 105 pounds. Cooking at home – even with buying organic – is half the price of my family eating at McDonald’s, not to mention much more delicious.
I cook everything in butter or coconut oil and none of that hydrogenated shit. I never buy “light” or “diet” products either. I wish people to take responsibility for their shape and stop bashing others who do.
PunkA | September 1, 2009 at 3:30 pm
Lola, Bullshit. My wife cooks vegetarian organic for herself as well, and it is twice as much as McDonald’s. Yeah, it is expensive to eat healthy, and McD’s is way cheap and easy. So pat yourself on the back all you want, but do not lie about the cost. healthy foods cost more than the cheap, bad for you stuff. Only an idiot would claim otherwise.
whaaat | September 1, 2009 at 3:50 pm
@29
Wrong. I spend about 25 dollars a week on organic food for my family. You can get cheap healthy food at farmers markets or even king soopers if you get whats on sale. It “may be expensive to eat healthy” IYO, but do you not realize how expensive this damn obesity epicdemic is.. a result from fast food? The AVERAGE American spends ten dollars a day on fast food, that’s roughly 70 dollars a week. Cheaper than eating fresh organic food? I think not, stop claiming that fastfood is cheaper just so u can use it as an excuse to be a fatass
Galtacticus | September 1, 2009 at 5:34 pm
Holy crap! That kid is growing like a cabbage!
Darth | September 1, 2009 at 5:39 pm
I haven’t seen a cabbage this huge before.Is she growing this in her garden?
YOUAREAPIG#12 | September 2, 2009 at 3:03 pm
# 12 YOU ARE A PIG…………….GO DIE
YOUAREAPIG#12 | September 2, 2009 at 3:03 pm
# 12 YOU ARE A PIG…………….GO DIE
Hi | September 3, 2009 at 12:53 pm
#12 hopefully the world is a fair enough place that a nail bomb will explode into your eyes and then someone will stab your skull 100x before burning your body and then taking a dump on it
PS The baby is extremely cute and fat lool :)
christmas gifts | November 3, 2009 at 12:20 am
I must say Alessandra ambrosio is looking so hot with that short. She has got stunning figure. I like her with that goggle very much. So appealing face,. Thanks
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Kai Santos | February 17, 2010 at 10:16 pm
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