Alessandra Ambrosio poses for DT and other news

- Paris Hilton goes skiing with arms dealers which proves she’s a biological weapon for the government. [Lainey Gossip]

- Carmen Electra’s leaked lesbian “sex tape” was really a viral ad. That would explain the lack of sex. [Drunken Stepfater: Site is NSFW]

- Chelsea Clinton is engaged. [Just Jared]

- Michael Lohan did NOT threaten to kill himself on Twitter but appreciates the idea. [PopEater]

- Kevin Federline lost some weight. I think. It depends on the angle, really. [Celebslam]

- Colin Farrell gets shirtless for the woman he knocked up. [PopSugar]

- Shauna Sands stops pretending she wasn’t 100% behind the release of her sex tape. [The Blemish]

- Britney Spears might have proposed to Jason Trawick. Or got down on one knee to pick up an M&M. Story developing… [Wonderwall]

- Tom Cruise horns in on Katie Holme’s So You Think Can Dance action because he’s a tiny eater of joy. [Socialite Life]

Photos: DT Magazine