Alessandra Ambrosio makes me want to buy bras even though I have a penis and other news

October 8th, 2009 // 24 Comments

- Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minillo are back together. [PopEater]

- Daniel Craig photobombs Taylor Swift. [Lainey Gossip]

- Shauna Sand wears clear stripper heels to the supermarket. Of course. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Suri Cruise drinks Pellegrino already? [Just Jared]

- Mariah Carey should just hire Blackwater. [Celebslam]

- Naomi Watts is somehow the “Most Bankable Actress in Hollywood.” [PopSugar]

- Zac Efron hates his own movies. [Wonderwall]

- Penelope Cruz > Kim Kardashian. (In regards to asses.) [ICYDK]

Photos: Splash News

  1. RAM

    What is this true news.Its too sexy information and I am so excited to know more.
    Thanks for the news .

  2. Turd the third

    and the point of this boring article is what fish??? Its almost as boring as my comment. After this past week of boring shit its time Fish to take it up a notch. There are a lot of pud-pumpers counting on you. Articles like this just don’t cut it.

  3. Parker

    She is the classic example of the postulate that states: women have nipples so men will want to have anal sex with them.

  4. I’m not going to kid you, I just rubbed one out.

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  7. F2

    Plenty of people with dicks AND tits these days, SW. A little commitment and you can get there too, girl.

  8. holy shit

    … she got a full on moustache happening there. omg.
    not a good look.

  9. Kick

    Randal I only read this crap for you.

  10. my face looks just like the guy in picture 8

  11. Courtyardpigeon

    The best legs I’ve ever seen.

  12. Darth

    Like usually,just offer them 10% discount and they’d buy the store empty.

  13. sami ????

    The most important thing the background is not clear, unfortunately, all the pictures the same thing

  14. Galtacticus

    She came for a pair of socks but she did leave the store with three full bags.Good salesman!

  15. Galtacticus

    Her bodyguard carried the third bag (pic 15+16).

  16. Gilbert Grape

    I can’t believe you wouldn’t let us post under the Blonde Kardashians above. There’s even a Bonde Kong. What an original show!!

  17. Wow, wat she looks in this clothes.. I really like this pic, she is really looking so hot..

  18. dio

    “Penelope Cruz > Kim Kardashian. (In regards to asses.)”

    i can only assume you mean Cruz IS a bigger ass than Kim’s actual ass for signing that stupid petition. because if you meant it literally, you would be horribly wrong.

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