Alessandra Ambrosio is everything right and good in the world

May 11th, 2010 // 116 Comments

Here’s Alessandra Ambrosio in the latest issue of Elle France where she’s apparently advocating physical fitness. Or whatever it’s called when a supermodel works out and makes me realize I don’t hide near enough cameras at the gym. Pilates?

Photos: Elle France
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  1. oh i know

    i gotta get in shape :(
    thanks Fish…

  2. Harry Doyle

    Thanks for the workout, I’m exhausted.

  3. farles chew

    Brown nips. My day just improved.

  4. Homer

    Gawd, I love her and would love to do things to her. Haters go ahead and hate, but this woman is fine.

  5. HB

    She has like barely any tits.

  6. bitter fat chick

    She’s a concentration camp survivor. Where are the cellulite deposits above her knees, like Elisha’s? Where’s the beer belly? Where’s the normal? This is very unhealthy. In fact, because these pictures exists and were posted, a thousand girls will develop anorexia—no, wait, A MILLION GIRLS WILL DIE FROM ANOREXIA!

    Please post a discussion of your bmi.

  7. Sixty

    Shame on her for making me touch myself.

  8. Deuce Bigalow

    Hands down my favorite ‘hot chick’ on earth! FLAWLESS with a capital WOW!!!!!

  9. Deuce Bigalow

    FLAWLESS with a capital WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  10. Now if we could do something to compensate for the lack of chest and the horse face and we are SET!

  11. vaughn

    she looks damn good. stop eating so many sweets “bitter fat chick” and actually WORK OUT! i might not have the perfect body but at least i try to eat right and stay in shape. having a body that good takes alot of self discipline.

  12. critic

    hang on a sec, are those nipples asymmetrical?

  13. meh

    Nice Legs – everything else says 12 year old boy to me.

  14. bksat

    Marissa Miller’s body is >>>>>>>>>>>>>> This boy’s. If she hadn’t had a baby I really would suspect her of being a hermaphrodite. They are both butterfaces too.

  15. Dr. Phil

    “everything else says 12 year old boy to me.”

    Outstanding. The first and most difficult step is admitting you have a problem.

  16. bribios

    Bigger rounder areolas then I expected. Still love that face.

  17. Sport

    Oreo Nips rule.

  18. lool

    looks like she’s packing something in the last picture. eew.

  19. dude

    what a beautiful face.

  20. jack

    all women should have this body.

  21. stinky kitty

    @6- Bitter Fat Chick…well at least you got that part right. You are everything that is WRONG in this world. why don’t you put donw the remote and go for a jog? Thsi is how women are supposed to look, she eats right, works out and is (omg) HEALTHY looking. Her boobs may be little and her face…well not the hottest but c’mon, a million girls are not going to DIE from anorexia, puhleez, but you, you fat resentful bitch are gonna die from negativity, or heart disease, whichever comes first. Oh any btw, you want a bmi posted? bmi’s are a joke, but I am 5’10, 130 lbs of pure muscle, 34-25-34, size C boobs…because I work out and eat healthy!

  22. tor

    drop dead gorgeous

  23. radio_babylon

    those are some serious flapjack nips right there…

  24. anon

    nothing special here. looks too breakable or something…face looks feral. i like boobs and she has none.

  25. Parker

    I’d do her in the butt too.

  26. chuck

    They just kicked me out of the library for wacking off to these pics on their computer

  27. Deacon Jones

    @ Bitter fat chick

    Hey, if I had to put deodorant on the bottom of skin flaps I called tits, I’d be pissed to.

    The funny thing is, I wouldnt go as far as saying this chick is “the norm” in Miami, but she’s pretty fucking close. Get out of Bumblefuck, America people and travel around, you’ll be surprised by what you see.

  28. I’d hit it.

    @27 Thanks for the advice. You’re obviously a worldly sort of fellow. I’ve never seen the words “norm” and “Miami” in the same sentence before!

  29. bar room hero

    < < BO - I - N - - * G << >

  30. Dr Special

    @28

    Uhh, can you read?

  31. HB

    @20

    And all men should have a six pack.

  32. somerandomguy

    @ 11, 21, & 27: In Soviet Russia sarcasm fails at you!

  33. somerandomguy

    @ 11, 21, & 27: In Soviet Russia sarcasm fails at you!

  34. See Alice

    Forget her . Where has Kelly Brook been ?

  35. DAN

    #21 stinky kitty: Pics or STFU!

  36. AnnaDraconida

    They should’ve picked an actually athletic woman to promote physical fitness. There’s a big difference between being fit and being tan & skinny, just like there’s a difference between being “curvy” & being a FAT COW.

  37. eatme

    I can always tell when someone is a moron when they take the bait from someone like @6. Fucking hell, are people that clueless?

    PS. she looks like a titless horse
    PPS. i want to do titless horses in the butt

  38. LOL @ 31, no shit. Um yeah..nothing attractive about this “woman”. I’m sorry but she has a major man face, she’s skeletor and there is nothing womanly about her. I can’t imagine how unpleasant looking she must be in person if she looks this thin on my computer screen. Yikes.

  39. chicago

    NOT hot. Horrendous boy face. Give me sweet-assed Marisa Miller at her worst over this travesty at his best.

  40. chicago

    NOT hot. Horrendous boy face. Give me sweet-assed Marisa Miller at her worst over this travesty at his best.

  41. chicago

    NOT hot. Horrendous boy face. Give me sweet-assed Marisa Miller at her worst over this travesty at his best.

  42. THAT_GIRL_JENN

    +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

    ANOREXIC NO BOOBS

    PEOPLE WHO THINK THIS IS A “REAL WOMAN” SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF THEMSELVES.

    ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

  43. cc

    Can you imagine the nectar that comes out of that blossom?

  44. Tek

    Eh… she’s not ugly, but I’d rate her a 6 at most. I like women who look like grown women, not pre-teens. If we’re talking super models, give me Bar or Brooklyn over this any day.

  45. isatu

    she is naked

  46. KARE

    i love when people describe toned, thin women as “12 year old boys” lol jealous much? dont hate because youre fat and ugly and think youre “curves” are hot when they arent and will turn to all fat in 5+ years, while the rest of us who have her body will stay toned and thin and keep our husbands/bfs :)

  47. KARE

    i love when people describe toned, thin women as “12 year old boys” lol jealous much? dont hate because youre fat and ugly and think your “curves” are hot when they arent and will turn to all fat in 5+ years, while the rest of us who have her body will stay toned and thin and keep our husbands/bfs :)

  48. johnG

    bony, flat chest, flat ASS ass i dont get it…

  49. @ 47 & 48

    @KARE #47 & 48 – post a pic if you are so damn hot. i will be the judge of whether or not you deserve a man. if you look anything like this girl, and have no ass or tits, you are useless as a woman – no matter how ‘fit’ you are.

    and as far as keeping your husband or whatever – believe me, if you were so hot, you would play the field rather than need the reassurance of holding desperately onto one man. he’ll leave you anyways, when you get old and wrinkely for someone young and hot and not so attention hungry…just the way it works for pain in the ass women like you. especially if you are too thin…ages the face.

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