Sure, Halloween was last week but I don’t think I need to justify posting pics of Alessandra Ambrosio dressed up as a Playboy Bunny on this site. Some things just belong together. Like peanut butter and jelly. Or, I dunno, my nads and laser beams. I didn’t want to give too good of an example, but sometimes I can’t help myself. Call me a wizard of words if you must. I just think of myself as a simple man. Who fires laser beams from his crotch. Nothing special.
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jewcrew | November 5, 2007 at 10:50 am
i’ve always thought she was super hot but does she kind of have a man face in these pics??
Yummy | November 5, 2007 at 10:50 am
YUMMY!
Yummy | November 5, 2007 at 10:50 am
YUMMY!
diamond j | November 5, 2007 at 10:50 am
hot
pk | November 5, 2007 at 10:51 am
2nd!
gotmilk? | November 5, 2007 at 10:51 am
most original costume ever. that must have taken her a lot of brain cells to think up that little number.
don’t you need curves to fill out the bunny outfit?
my comment | November 5, 2007 at 11:00 am
No tits, too much makeup and still holding a cellphone AND a bag.
Tired, these broads are just tired….
Herbert | November 5, 2007 at 11:05 am
Hot, very hot, but who’s the 5-foot nothing chump she’s towering above?
startwithme | November 5, 2007 at 11:05 am
Am I the only one who doesn’t think that this woman is pretty at all?
havoc | November 5, 2007 at 11:06 am
OMG, the things I would do to her…….
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dsa | November 5, 2007 at 11:07 am
jeje
veggi | November 5, 2007 at 11:08 am
Havoc, the things that fat woman behind her would do to her…… she is soooooooooooooo checking out her ass.
where’s britney?
VG | November 5, 2007 at 11:12 am
What’s with the elastics around her very expensive shoes? Can she not stay in them or something?
FRIST!!! | November 5, 2007 at 11:13 am
Wow. Laser beams shoot out of his crotch? Maybe he should get that checked….
squirrel | November 5, 2007 at 11:16 am
Gorgeous. No ranting or raving neccesary. Absolutely gorgeous.
squirrel | November 5, 2007 at 11:16 am
Gorgeous. No ranting or raving neccesary. Absolutely gorgeous.
squirrel | November 5, 2007 at 11:17 am
My bad on the double post.
Mike | November 5, 2007 at 11:21 am
#1, nah, not a man face… but she does look a but like David Beckham in picture #5
Mike | November 5, 2007 at 11:21 am
#1, nah, not a man face… but she does look a bit like David Beckham in picture #5
Mike | November 5, 2007 at 11:22 am
I meant picture #4
Mike | November 5, 2007 at 11:23 am
Oh, and she’s super hot. But Playboy Bunny? Really? That’s like the least unique costume ever.
freaky deaky | November 5, 2007 at 11:29 am
ur not the only one, i dont think she’s pretty at all. there’s just something that makes her nothing.
mkell | November 5, 2007 at 11:29 am
*Who* is this person?
vanity killed sanity | November 5, 2007 at 11:30 am
the girl on her right , pic 3, is WAY more attractive than her. she’s overrated.
leatherdaddy | November 5, 2007 at 11:32 am
*insert sexy growl* finally! now some kate beckinsale before bed please.
mixedmartialartvideos.com | November 5, 2007 at 11:34 am
loved her cameo on Entourage…
Hecubus | November 5, 2007 at 11:35 am
They should use pictures of this girl and Hayden Planeterium to cure insomnia.
p911gt10c | November 5, 2007 at 11:49 am
Dammit Fish, that’s misleading! You got my fuckin hopes up with “Alessandra” and “Playboy” in the same line.
This girl has got to get naked.
breezy | November 5, 2007 at 11:57 am
She has a horse face. Gross.
Hemlock Queen | November 5, 2007 at 11:58 am
There must have been a crisis at the fish when no new Kim Kardishians ASS pics were to be posted.
Come ON fish! Give us something tender and juicy to play with! Boooooring!
squirlgal1 | November 5, 2007 at 12:03 pm
I thought gargantuan boobs were required when wearing a playboy outfit.
dark meat is fatty | November 5, 2007 at 12:16 pm
Very convincing tranny. But way too thin.
Speaking of fat black women, gotta love the story about Oprah’s school in South Africa turning into a house of torture. Yeah, when the whites are kicked out and the blacks take charge, everything’s gonna be nirvana in South Africa…wait…
So anyway here’s the best Oprah quote:
” Winfrey said when she first heard about the abuse charges last month, she cried for half an hour. “I was so stunned I couldn’t even wrap my brain around it,” she said. “Within the hour I pulled myself together and started making calls and preparing for what to do next and how to best look after the girls.”"
Suuuuuure…That’s definitely what she did. She definitely did not just say “Fuck!” and then speed dial her publicist. Sure….
Dick Richards | November 5, 2007 at 12:19 pm
I’d keep Alessandra chained, and ball-gagged in the closet in my bedroom. I would also change her name to “Nicole”. Because I like that name. I’d feed “Nicole” regularly like a good master. You know. “Cause I’m no sadist. Well, if you don’t account for the sloppy no-condom sodomy. Nicole would be my little piss bucket. Mopping my urine with her hair. Agh, that would be the life.
Jeff L | November 5, 2007 at 12:25 pm
That dude has a very lucky left hand.
Jimbo | November 5, 2007 at 12:33 pm
She’s got long, prostate-tickler fingers
Shallo Val is a bitch, I know......w/e | November 5, 2007 at 12:34 pm
How original……
zzz | November 5, 2007 at 12:38 pm
Her boyfriend is gorgeous!!!lucky girl!!
WTF? | November 5, 2007 at 12:38 pm
Who the fuck is this?
simple | November 5, 2007 at 12:39 pm
It’s simple – girls who are too skinny get hard, skeletor faces that look manly. It’s mostly in the jawline, but you can also see it around the mouth and eyes. She has no softness left in her face.
Clem | November 5, 2007 at 12:41 pm
I wouldn’t mind hanging out the back of that!
WTF? | November 5, 2007 at 12:43 pm
I didn’t know Rod Steward was partying in LA last weekend.
nipolian | November 5, 2007 at 12:45 pm
#39 – I’d like to give her some “softness” in the face.
Harry | November 5, 2007 at 12:46 pm
Am I the only one who thinks there’s nothing remotely erotic about the Playboy bunny outfit? I mean Alessandro is one of the sexiest broads in the world, and even she looks like a mental patient in that thing.
Valerie hates talentless hacks | November 5, 2007 at 12:46 pm
39 simple.
You’re right. As we get older, women need to retain some fat in their faces or else they look haggard.
We’re gonna see a whole generation of fucking ugly middle aged women in the next 20 years.
Shallow Val | November 5, 2007 at 12:47 pm
I saw Transformers last night.
That was a great movie, if you take out that horrible skank Megan Fox out of it. Talk about a superfluous character.
Tony | November 5, 2007 at 12:59 pm
The most beautiful women in the world are Italian
veggi | November 5, 2007 at 1:14 pm
This is Sonjia’s sister, right? from american idol? anyone? HELLO??
Sonija | November 5, 2007 at 1:21 pm
Hey veggi…smell my finger! Smell it!
nipolian | November 5, 2007 at 1:21 pm
The little queer on American Idol was a raghead, I believe this girl is some sort of Italian mutt.
lamb | November 5, 2007 at 1:31 pm
Tony#46
..Grazie caro