Alessandra Ambrosio in a bikini

October 29th, 2009 // 108 Comments

Here’s Alessandra Ambrosio on a Victoria’s Secret photo shoot in St. Barth’s yesterday and it’s almost impossible to believe a baby was once in there. Now, I’m not saying every woman in America should stop ordering ranch with everything they eat and start looking exactly like a Victoria’s Secret model because that’s how eating disorders happen. I’m mostly just saying they should stop getting pregnant. See? That wasn’t so bad.

Photos: Fame
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  1. #45, bite your tongue, bitch! :D

  2. JustJess

    No 50 – both are indeed gorgeous. But this whole thread has been about weight issues. It’s always the same on TS – show a beautiful girl with an almost impossble frame (it *mostly boils down to genetics) – then people harp on the fact that she is gorgeous and just had a baby (no mention of laxatives, personal trainers, cigarettes and a nutritionist) – then people get offended.

    That pattern is getting so fucking dull.

    But someone like Sofia Vergara is to me – the true vision of beauty, she shows you can be insane beautiful, be thin and have a rack and an ass to die for – much like Sophia Loren, Marilyn Monroe and Liz Taylor in their time.

    Beauty for a woman used to be hips, tits and ass! now – we are just staring at 14 year old boys with bobbleheads and vaginas. Thank the gay fashion designers for that.

    Ugh… so what else is new? Anymore more girls in the newest cliche – odd backbends in sport jerseys?

  3. wtf?

    Very overrated guys. She looks really tranny. I prefer women with nicer bodies: way more curves, big butts, small waists, etc. This chick is tall as fuck with big ass hands and feet – kinda like a man, lacks an ass and lacks any curves, is just a tall sack of bones, with a large manly jaw and NOT a very pretty face. Just like tranny Gisele. And, regarding the comments about her getting thin back after giving birth and other women being lazy, WTF? Do you think this chick got thin back by her own efforts?? Plastic surgery, lots of work done, that’s her secret, which regular women can’t afford. You people are so naive. And stop being so insulting to women. What about men? Fucking fat sleaze bags everywhere? Do women have to look good for fat ugly sleaze bags? Please. Men need to exercise and diet as much as women because 99.9% of men who read this site are gross sleaze douche bags.

  4. Fat Chicks Suck

    The posts in this thread prove that our country is filled with worthless, lazy, hypocritical morons.

  5. Turd the third

    Turd says he would bang her. Turd would have no problem being in her but*ole too. Its odd though she is pretty but her pictures here are not really that senuous, to bare skin and bones.

    Fat chicks, go get a life and eat a cock instead of donut and you will be back to your ideal weight in no time at all. You would make some guys happy too, instead of being whiney bitches…Nuff said.. time for the old in out..(to quote a famous movie).

  6. Aw..man..no airbrushing going on there…she’s tight

  7. dude

    there is the diet coke diet and then there is the plain old coke diet. it seems to be working for her. but, ugh, her nose is getting ugly. big.

  8. justbitchin

    ouch – that’s like hitting coral reef.

  9. wow

    Fat Chicks Suck, almost all women (fat or not) complain about supermodels being too thin because THEY ARE. AA is 20lbs below her minimum healthy weight, with a BMI of 15.6. Models like her also look pretty gross in candid pics. When they’re posing they’re sticking out their tits and asses. AA has tiny tits, a tiny flat ass, big hands and feet, a manly jawline and wide shoulders. The only feminine thing about her is her small waist.
    You seem to be insinuating that someone being fat is somehow your business.

  10. Erica

    @ Fat Chicks Suck: Wow… this topic hitting a little close to home huh? Why are you spending so much time ranting on and on about detestable fat women are? I think *someone* has (fat) mommy issues!!

  11. Erica

    @ Fat Chicks Suck: Wow… this topic hitting a little close to home huh? Why are you spending so much time ranting on and on about how detestable fat women are? I think *someone* has (fat) mommy issues!!

  12. Dominic

    YOU BUNCH OF FUCKING RETARDS.

    She’s classed as one of the most beautiful women in the world, she sells swimsuit calendars, magazines, swimwear LIKE HOTCAKES and is CONSTANTLY voted in the top 100 Most Beautiful lists, she has a spectacular body after baby (ANY MAN WHO SAYS THEY’D RATHER THEY’RE STRETCH MARKED, FAT, SAGGY BELLY, LAZY ASS WIFEY WHO HAS HAD A KID OVER ALESSANDRA IS 1. REALLY A WOMAN OR 2. A DIRTY FAGGOT), she is thin, which I can guaran-fucking-tee you 99% of fatties would DIE TO BE.

    The body of a BOY??!! Wow, you must be hanging out with some hormonally challenged little fuckers if they look like Alessandra! I didn’t know boys walked down the runway clad in hot lingerie and make most men melt, thinking of how hot it would be if she was standing at the foot of their beds….

    Women. You jealous lil fuckers.

  13. clpierced

    hahaha reading these posts is totally making work go by quicker! but the important topic, why is everyone fighting? i dont get it. i am a frequent runner and go to the gym as much as i can, but the cool part is..i dont care if people are fat :) yeah i said it. yes i judge the women/men on these posts because its a celebrity gossip site. also genetics arent everything people. my dad is kinda fat and my mom is smaller. if you just eat healthy and pig out every once in a while your fine! also, i think every guy who disses girls for their body SHOULD post a pic because i would love to see what you really look like…and i will do the same if needed. men are stupid. we should just use them and throw them out :)

    fish i want to try out bondage with you :)

  14. Britney's Weave

    That’s what I look like. Except she at least has boobs and I don’t. Some people are just skinny!

  15. The girls look great. obviously they work their asses off and eat healthy.

  16. reduc ing the diet to loose weight is unhealthy. i donnot think the dream of being so slim is charming. some lady even control themselves when she is in pregnant. it is bad to their baby. health is the most important.

  17. Monica

    the goddess venus was painted and portrayed this way that was considered beautiful and healthy

    http://moonswings.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/10-venus.jpg

    and i agree. a woman who looks like she could ACTUALLY carry a non sickly baby for 9 months.

    i’m not as thick as venus but now’s the part where at least one person assumes and calls me fat and i go throw up in my toilet

  18. Well the poses are energetic and sexy really cool to see it.

  19. pronto76

    @13 who wrote “There’s no disease in the world that creates fat out of thin air and completely keeps your body from burning calories. NONE.”

    That sweeping generalization right there is so incorrect, even 15 min of your unworthy time on google would send your ignorant ass back to the trailer it belongs. Weight gain is often reversible unless related to serious illness, but mental retardation is not. And that’s what YOU need to worry about, white stain.

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  22. Suck It Trebek

    You know what, yall dont come on here when there are posts of Kanye being a cock sucker throwing “Nigger” around. Dont come on here throwing around fat hatred either.

    Prejudice is prejudice no matter how you spew it. Concentrate on how amazing she looks for being 40 and stop making fat girls feel even LESS like human beings.

  23. Me

    “Fat Chicks Suck,” you self-righteous piece of shit. You are precisely the reason most of us women have body image issues and eating disorders.

    Three years ago I was at a good body weight, average but toned. I’ve been a runner for years, in great shape, actually somewhat competitive in area trail running. At that time I started gaining weight steadily, when it had never been an issue before … I burned off what I ate, and as a vegan I had a healthy diet. As my weight increased despite my efforts, I kept upping my weekly mileage to try and stop the gain. When I hit 80+ miles/week (running twice a day) I started getting aches in my pelvis and one leg. When it got to where I could barely walk, I went to the doctor, and after a bone scan found out I had 3 stress fractures. Post-recovery (3 months) I started running again but my weight was still slowly going up. I finally went to my GP (crying in frustration) and asked for a referral to a nutritionist, I couldn’t figure out how to eat to fuel my activities and yet not gain weight. God bless her, she did blood work and I had thyroid disease. It’s taken awhile to get the right dosage of meds, and I’m finally losing weight but VERY slowly (I’m over 40). It’s going to take another year for me to be where I used to be.

    And the sad thing is, when I walk down the street with my 25 extra pounds, dickheads like you think, “there goes another fat, lazy bitch.” Thank God for my wonderful husband.

  24. JPRichardson

    I can’t help… coming back.. to watch… this… beautiful…. woman… AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH….. uh… uh… uh… yes…

  25. Fat Chicks Suck

    @69: I’m curious to know what disease creates fat out of nothing and packs it on your body regardless of your diet and exercise. I realize there are diseases that make losing or maintaining your weight more difficult…but I’ve never heard of the mysterious disease you speak of.

    @74: First of all, vegan diets being “healthy” is debatable. Regardless, I’m sure you eat healthier than most. I don’t know your weight (I’ll assume around 140 pounds)…but running 80 miles/week means you would be burning around 9000 calories every week just from running. If you were in that kind of shape you would probably be burning around another 9000 calories/week just resting. Assuming you have about a 2000 calorie/day diet (which is a lot of food if you’re on a vegan diet) you would end up with a net of -4000 calories every week (or over a pound of fat.) You would literally burn off over a pound of fat every week – it would be absolutely impossible to gain weight. Thyroid issues make exercise more strenuous…but it doesn’t mean you no longer burn calories. If you do the work the calories are being burned.

    Thyroid issues definitely make things more difficult…but if you’ve been to the doctor and you’re on medication you’re on the right track. There are other types of exercise besides just running for miles and miles. Why not add weight training so that you can build some muscle (just having extra muscle burns more calories on it’s own) while also toning up and slimming down?

    If you’re on a vegan diet and you’re eating 3000+ calories a day then it’s your own fault you’re gaining weight – have some self-control. That’s way more food than your body needs! If you have excess fat on your body…it means you’re consuming more calories than you burn. Some people think this is healthy – I assure you, it’s not.

  26. worldisMAD

    Is anyone else thinking Fat chicks suck need to shut the f*ck up? For real he is a DICK.

  27. worldisMAD

    Is anyone else thinking Fat chicks suck needs to shut the f*ck up? For real he is a DICK.

  28. Tim

    I would fight a war for her

  29. Me

    @76, just a few points to make:

    1. When you are severely hypothyroid, as I was, your metabolism isn’t functioning optimally. You don’t burn what you should. You’re cold, tired, sluggish.

    2. When you do one exercise for years, your body becomes accustomed to it, and you don’t burn as many calories anyway. It becomes the norm, especially when you don’t challenge yourself anymore (as I wasn’t doing).

    3. You are right, I was probably eating too much. Try running twice a day and see how hungry you are. I was ravenous. Once I ran a hilly 16 miler on little fuel, and about 3 miles from home I stopped at a gas station for water and got light headed. I passed out, smacked my head on the pavement, and spent the rest of the day in the ER. My low blood sugar and some dehydration caused it. An expensive lesson in dieting and running.

    You just need to think outside the box. All isn’t as it seems on the surface.

  30. Dank

    Nice butt. Torso is way too long and legs are short for her height. Hair is pretty though the man jaw is a bit off putting. Attractive in a girl next door way.

  31. Fat Chicks Suck

    @80: Lets be honest here – not every overweight person in this country has hypothyroidism. I’ll agree that it’s obviously more difficult to stay in shape when you have this condition. It’s not impossible…but it’s definitely more difficult. The fact is most overweight people are lazy, make excuses for themselves (or just don’t care enough), and lack self-control.

    When you don’t challenge yourself you stop improving your fitness level…but your body doesn’t stop burning calories during the activity. It’s a good idea to mix up exercises and have a well-balanced diet and fitness plan – that’s common knowledge. It makes no sense to do the same exercise day-in and day-out – it’s hard on the joints/etc involved. Not to mention you’re neglecting the rest of your body.

    Not sure why you’re talking to me about dehydration and blood sugar – if you run as much as you say you do you’d think you’d be prepared. You need to drink water and take in electrolytes. The best way to eat is to consume 4-6 small meals/day to keep your body burning the fuel efficiently. Also, contrary to popular belief, you shouldn’t run on an empty stomach (especially if you’re going on a 10+ mile run – that’s ridiculous.)

    I said PROPER exercise and diet are the key – not any exercise and diet. You have to know what you’re doing. I swear 90% of women are clueless when it comes to proper diet and exercise (which is why almost all of them give up.) They think lifting weights will turn them into a huge bulky bodybuilder, they think meat is unhealthy, and most of them don’t realize that you have to constantly increase the load of their workouts in order to make a real impact. There’s this girl that came into my gym 3 times/week for 6 months and she did the exact same exercises with the exact same weight every single time. She couldn’t figure out why she wasn’t in great shape…and she gave up and never came back again.

    If you’re avoiding lean meats, avoiding weight-training, and not constantly increasing the load (distance, speed, duration, etc) of your cardio workouts you’ll probably never get into great shape.

  32. Truth

    “Fatchicks” guy or girl is right. I am a young woman that just became pregnant but I still look nice. I work out everyday and keep myself in tip top shape. I couldnt even imagine getting fat. I also live in Honolulu, Hawaii and here you see a BUNCH of overweight fat people, especially women. They DO use it as an excuse as being fat and lazy and its just plain nasty and idiotic. Its true. Sure, it may sound a little sexist if your a overweight mom of 4 but its true! I am with you Fatchicks!!! Dont worry, I wont be one of the ones GETTING FAT! =-D

  33. fursten

    —> 82 & 83 Of course, the misogynist loser posing like some medical expert on human metabolism has the stupid vain broad support that’s endemic to thesuperficial.com. You know, the kind desperate to announce how hot/fit/ fuckable she THINKS she is because in fact, it’s a sad sad world without her monitor and greasy keyboard.

  34. emma

    victoria secrets models are not the dangerously underweight ones as they are supposed to appeal to men and women- she looks healthy and slim but not skinny. plastic surgery causes ugly bumps and scars- look at tara reid- you CAN look like ambrosio does if you eat well and exercise and have good genes. its not that hard folks.

    for the record i like curves but she looks amazing and anyone who says otherwise is a loser

  35. emma

    victoria secrets models are not the dangerously underweight ones as they are supposed to appeal to men and women- she looks healthy and slim but not skinny. plastic surgery causes ugly bumps and scars- look at tara reid- you CAN look like ambrosio does if you eat well and exercise and have good genes. its not that hard folks.

    for the record i like curves but she looks amazing and anyone who says otherwise is a loser

  36. emma

    victoria secrets models are not the dangerously underweight ones as they are supposed to appeal to men and women- she looks healthy and slim but not skinny. plastic surgery causes ugly bumps and scars- look at tara reid- you CAN look like ambrosio does if you eat well and exercise and have good genes. its not that hard folks.

    for the record i like curves but she looks amazing and anyone who says otherwise is a loser

  37. emma

    victoria secrets models are not the dangerously underweight ones as they are supposed to appeal to men and women- she looks healthy and slim but not skinny. plastic surgery causes ugly bumps and scars- look at tara reid- you CAN look like ambrosio does if you eat well and exercise and have good genes. its not that hard folks.

    for the record i like curves but she looks amazing and anyone who says otherwise is a loser

  38. she”s hot man!!!!

  39. FATANDHAPPYCHICKSRULE

    SERIOUSLY….IF ALL PEOPLE CARE ABOUT IN LIFE IS THEIR WEIGHT ..THEY OBVIOUSLY NEED A NEW LIFE …..HEALTH SHOULD BE THE ISSUE HERE ..I AM OVERWEIGHT ,NOT EXTREMELY BUT ENOUGH BUT I SURE THE HELL DIDNT GET THERE BY BEING LAZY ..AND I AM IN GOOD HEALTH ACCORDING TO MY DOC..I SEE SKINNY BITCHES THAT HAVE NO ENERGY , NO MOTIVATION BECAUSE THEY ARE TO WRAPPED UP IN NOT EATING AND NOT TAKING PROPER CARE OF THEIR NUTRITIONAL NEEDSBECAUSE SOMEONE MIGHT SEE THEM EAT ….OMG….I WORK 40 HOURS , TAKE CARE OF A FAMILY AND RUN A HOUSEHOLD BY MYSELF, STILL HAVE TIME FOR FRIENDS , I ALSO DO VOLUNTEER WORK AND WORK OUT 3 TIMES A WEEK AND MANY MANY OTHER GREAT THINGS IN LIFE , AND YES I AM A MOMMY 2 AND A RETURNING COLLEGE STUDENT IF THATS LAZY THEN GO SCREW URSELF .. !!!!!!!! THERE IS ALSO MUCH MORE TO LIFE THAN TRYING TO BE PERFECT …IF U WANT TO BE PERFECT THAN JUST BE HAPPY WITH WHO YOU ARE AND IF ANYONE HAS A PROBLEM WITH IT THEN WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU WANT THOSE SORTS OF LOSER PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE ANY DAMN WAY!!!!!! DONT WORRY B HAPPY !!!!!!!

  40. FATANDHAPPYANDHEALTHYCHICKSRULE

    SERIOUSLY….IF ALL PEOPLE CARE ABOUT IN LIFE IS THEIR WEIGHT ..THEY OBVIOUSLY NEED A NEW LIFE …..HEALTH SHOULD BE THE ISSUE HERE ..I AM OVERWEIGHT ,NOT EXTREMELY BUT ENOUGH BUT I SURE THE HELL DIDNT GET THERE BY BEING LAZY ..AND I AM IN GOOD HEALTH ACCORDING TO MY DOC..I SEE SKINNY BITCHES THAT HAVE NO ENERGY , NO MOTIVATION BECAUSE THEY ARE TO WRAPPED UP IN NOT EATING AND NOT TAKING PROPER CARE OF THEIR NUTRITIONAL NEEDSBECAUSE SOMEONE MIGHT SEE THEM EAT ….OMG….I WORK 40 HOURS , TAKE CARE OF A FAMILY AND RUN A HOUSEHOLD BY MYSELF, STILL HAVE TIME FOR FRIENDS , I ALSO DO VOLUNTEER WORK AND WORK OUT 3 TIMES A WEEK AND MANY MANY OTHER GREAT THINGS IN LIFE , AND YES I AM A MOMMY 2 AND A RETURNING COLLEGE STUDENT IF THATS LAZY THEN GO SCREW URSELF .. !!!!!!!! THERE IS ALSO MUCH MORE TO LIFE THAN TRYING TO BE PERFECT …IF U WANT TO BE PERFECT THAN JUST BE HAPPY WITH WHO YOU ARE AND IF ANYONE HAS A PROBLEM WITH IT THEN WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU WANT THOSE SORTS OF LOSER PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE ANY DAMN WAY!!!!!! DONT WORRY B HAPPY !!!!!!!

  41. FATANDHAPPYANDHEALTHYCHICKSRULE

    SERIOUSLY….IF ALL PEOPLE CARE ABOUT IN LIFE IS THEIR WEIGHT ..THEY OBVIOUSLY NEED A NEW LIFE …..HEALTH SHOULD BE THE ISSUE HERE ..I AM OVERWEIGHT ,NOT EXTREMELY BUT ENOUGH BUT I SURE THE HELL DIDNT GET THERE BY BEING LAZY ..AND I AM IN GOOD HEALTH ACCORDING TO MY DOC..I SEE SKINNY BITCHES THAT HAVE NO ENERGY , NO MOTIVATION BECAUSE THEY ARE TO WRAPPED UP IN NOT EATING AND NOT TAKING PROPER CARE OF THEIR NUTRITIONAL NEEDSBECAUSE SOMEONE MIGHT SEE THEM EAT ….OMG….I WORK 40 HOURS , TAKE CARE OF A FAMILY AND RUN A HOUSEHOLD BY MYSELF, STILL HAVE TIME FOR FRIENDS , I ALSO DO VOLUNTEER WORK AND WORK OUT 3 TIMES A WEEK AND MANY MANY OTHER GREAT THINGS IN LIFE , AND YES I AM A MOMMY 2 AND A RETURNING COLLEGE STUDENT IF THATS LAZY THEN GO SCREW URSELF .. !!!!!!!! THERE IS ALSO MUCH MORE TO LIFE THAN TRYING TO BE PERFECT …IF U WANT TO BE PERFECT THAN JUST BE HAPPY WITH WHO YOU ARE AND IF ANYONE HAS A PROBLEM WITH IT THEN WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU WANT THOSE SORTS OF LOSER PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE ANY DAMN WAY!!!!!! DONT WORRY B HAPPY !!!!!!!

  42. Thou Dost Protest Too Much

    Whatever you say, fatty.

  43. Big fan of her husband football team…nice gallery by the way

  44. Darth

    ‘Like a rock in the water’.It’s always nice that she’d think of me.

  45. Nero

    Looks like she’d think of me too in pic 8.

  46. Boogeyman King Dong

    How about pic 10?! Could have been that me?!

  47. wow..great pictures…didn’t see such a complete gallery in a long time…keep up the good work!

  48. sefora

    Anyone who knows anything about tummy tucks..will know..THIS MODEL HAS HAD A TUMMY TUCK..i went to 3 plastic surgeons after i had my baby to get information and facts etc..look at her belly button..when u get a tummy tuck they stretch the skin..get rid of ur old belly button and make a new hole..this hole will be higher than ur old one and also a lil different looking.
    u can lose all the baby weight plus 30 additional pounds.. but what about the extra skin!! its gona hang there! To be this tight n firm..u need a tummy tuck ladies.

  49. Ian

    ‘Women should stop getting pregnant’

    AMEN! I mean seriously, has anyone noticed that it’s getting a bit crowded?

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