Sweet Santa. So, it’s apparently Victoria’s Secret Models in Bikinis Week, because following up Marisa Miller and Miranda Kerr, is Alessandra Ambrosio who’s also shooting in St. Barts. Damn, I knew I should have bought that island when I had the chance. And by had the chance I mean I pointed to it on a globe then licked it – which I, then, got to keep thus striking fear into the heart of my co-workers. Who’s not saving me a donut now, bitches? Globe Master commands you!
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I’m not sure I’m hot for chicks whos stomach sticks out further than their breasts. I know she’s arching her back, but after staring at her gut for a minute I thought for sure an alien was going to pop out.
And as some have said, yeah, her ass is flat. It’s kinda like looking at the butts on all the girls in Tokyo– yet they wear the SHORTEST shorts as if they have something to show off.
The Fat Chicks Suck Asshole is back. God that dude has issues.
great face, ugly body.
This chick is simply gorgeous. And it’s great that she’s still in bikini shape after shitting out a kid.
Those are some good genes.
‘Tis true, she’d be better with an ass, but she’s still amazing looking. And it’s nice to see a woman’s chest that doesn’t look like a butt is growing out of it’s top.
‘Tis true, she’d be better with an ass, but she’s still amazing looking. And it’s nice to see a woman’s chest that doesn’t look like a butt is growing out of it’s top.
She is gorgeous.
I would prefer a bit of an ass, just because flat asses are kind of gross, but she has a rocking body and so soon after a baby too!!
Now about the fact that she seems really, really stupid? Not so hot.
Ok she has no ass, but don’t you think she also has a heavy square kind of jaw like a horse?
I really like her bathing suit, too.
Fucking this chick would be like running your dick up and down a cold grill…
wow all those people commentin on her flat ass, yea u guys r right she is hideous! c’mon r all those ppl makin comments THAT hot! you all probably look like stalone with fat bellies and cottage cheese asses. the girl is gorgeous , jealous freaks
Her tummy already looks infinitely better than it did a couple months ago when she was shooting the fashion show.
People are really critical of her for chancing her modeling career by having a baby but in most of these pictures, there’s no way you could tell that she gave birth w/i the last 6 months if you didn’t know. The first shot is especially sexy.
61 – just because people said she has a ‘flat ass’ does not mean they don’t think she’s gorgeous, and it doesn’t mean they’re fat.
Get a fucking grip. AND PLEASE LEARN HOW TO SPELL.
YES 63!!! Fucking fatties saying she has no ass… I’d waaaaaaaay rather bone her, than some fat greasy fuckbitch hitting refresh on superficial all god damn day!
wow they photoshop alot in victoria’s secret don’t they. she’s real pretty, but there’s something disporportionately off about her body considering her stomach sticks out more than her backside which is practically inverted and that bikini bottom will slide off any minute. she does look good for having a baby, but she needs to work out or grow curves or something considering the line of work she’s in. just sayin.
64, are you talking about yourself?
64, are you talking about yourself?
You will never, ever, ever get to have sex with her. Or anyone that even remotely resembles her. Just FYI, because I think you have the mistaken impression that someone who would say “fat greasy fuckbitch” ever gets a girl into bed.
Needs an ass. Otherwise flawless.
*gets out of bed with #67′s mom*
I’m sorry, you were saying?
OMG, how did she lose the baby weight so quickly?!
It’s like she never had kids at all!
I see a pattern here. Many women find her beautiful. Many men find her ugly. Why do women find a bamboo pole figure on themselves beautiful? A woman without curves, like our very own Alessandra Ambrosio here, looks like an anorexic adolescent boy. You have to get me piss-ass drunk first before you can convince me to bang her.
I see a pattern here. Many women find her beautiful. Many men find her ugly. Why do women find a bamboo pole figure on themselves beautiful? A woman without curves, like our very own Alessandra Ambrosio here, looks like an anorexic adolescent boy. You have to get me piss-ass drunk first before you can convince me to bang her.
I do NOT like pic 3
i dont like her tan. not even.
Hottttttt
she’s universally known as one of the most beautiful women in the world, Koko Crunch says: “looks like an anorexic adolescent boy” and also “You have to get me piss-ass drunk first before you can convince me to bang her”.
Ah ah ah, you must have serious sexual disturbs, maybe you have fantasy about 50 cent, I think that’s your kind of “women”…
Amanda in simply pathetic and envious.
Alessandra Ambrosio is a goddess.
she’s gorgeous, but damn her boobs look way better in the magazines. I thought they were bigger those bras she models must be magic or something.
good
WOW… nice baby :)
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Stop Hating. You guys would be lucky to even look that good, especially after having just had a baby. If most of you had a baby youd take years to work off the extra weight. Id rather look like her than look like you fat asses sittin on the computer all day.
Stop Hating. You guys would be lucky to even look that good, especially after having just had a baby. If most of you had a baby youd take years to work off the extra weight. Id rather look like her than look like you fat asses sittin on the computer all day.
Her ass is nice and round! All u chubby chasers go drown yourselfs with big macs