Sweet Santa. So, it’s apparently Victoria’s Secret Models in Bikinis Week, because following up Marisa Miller and Miranda Kerr, is Alessandra Ambrosio who’s also shooting in St. Barts. Damn, I knew I should have bought that island when I had the chance. And by had the chance I mean I pointed to it on a globe then licked it – which I, then, got to keep thus striking fear into the heart of my co-workers. Who’s not saving me a donut now, bitches? Globe Master commands you!
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Fat Chicks Suck | January 22, 2009 at 4:02 pm
Jesus…
yawn | January 22, 2009 at 4:03 pm
ALL I see is a flat assed white bitch standing in the water…
fabio | January 22, 2009 at 4:03 pm
jizzed in my pants!
teeg | January 22, 2009 at 4:05 pm
Somewhere, Madonna is crying tears of acid.
Alyssa | January 22, 2009 at 4:07 pm
omg, she is ridiculously beautiful
I cant believe she had a baby, what, 2? 3 months ago?
I’m a little smugly satisfied that she has a bit of a belly now (though teeny) but happy that there is proof she’s at least human and not some divine creature!
Go Aless!
Bif Jerkenson | January 22, 2009 at 4:07 pm
Wow, pic 3 looks awful – this is the standard of beauty now?
flattest EVER | January 22, 2009 at 4:09 pm
No Ass at all! OMG I think Amy Winehouse has more ass than this chick!
katrinadarrellonline.com | January 22, 2009 at 4:10 pm
bikini girls! yay
soberocks | January 22, 2009 at 4:11 pm
wow she just had a baby! lucky girl
Randal | January 22, 2009 at 4:12 pm
The hand carved wood working done on the canopy bed is something else. A lot of hard work and dedication when to making such a beautiful piece of furniture.
Looks like the carpenter left a twig resting on it. Poor girl needs to move to a country where she can get some food.
Randal
lizzy | January 22, 2009 at 4:13 pm
wow, so beautiful… except she has no fucking ass, that sucks
THREE WORDS... | January 22, 2009 at 4:14 pm
bag of bones. she does not rock skinny well.
MEEP | January 22, 2009 at 4:14 pm
I’d hit that like a foster child MEEP
Binky | January 22, 2009 at 4:15 pm
I spent a week on St Homers – that was way too long.
But not as bad as the weekend on St Krustys. What a shithole that island was. The place is a sand bar.
St Barts is the best of Simpsons archipelago I suppose. (Looks like they don’t ‘have a cow’ that wanders the beach.)
MEEP | January 22, 2009 at 4:16 pm
Look at what I found on this t shirt store called MEEP
NipTuck | January 22, 2009 at 4:25 pm
No ass. But she is beautiful!!
Rick | January 22, 2009 at 4:26 pm
Thank god! Ever since lunch I’ve had something stuck in my teeth.
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Disco Stu | January 22, 2009 at 4:32 pm
She’s pretty, but she could do with some tits and hips. Having a baby should have given her that, what happened???
Tom Cruise | January 22, 2009 at 4:32 pm
My fav is second from the left, bottom row. Like she’s making me take the whole thing. Kate doesn’t seem to have that type of energy these days. Possibly we should have left in a little more blood.
Deacon Jones | January 22, 2009 at 4:36 pm
Pic 7-
That’s the reaction I get when i walk into a bar
Nerd Fantasy Girl | January 22, 2009 at 4:39 pm
#18 – mmmmm….oohhhhh…you’re making me so hot, I’m gonna come….don’t stop…
Paul | January 22, 2009 at 4:41 pm
Can someone help me? I’ve been blocked by Geekologie and I Watch Stuff.
God, this really sucks.
Your_a_snooty_booty | January 22, 2009 at 4:43 pm
wow 2. yawn hate much?
Your_a_snooty_booty | January 22, 2009 at 4:46 pm
3. fabio
Good song from SNL
Lock eyes from acros?s the room
Down my drink? while? the rhyth?ms boom
Take your hand and skip the names?
No need here for the silly? games?
Make our way throu?gh the smoke? and crowd?
The club is the sky and I’m on your cloud?
Move in close? as the laser?s fly
Our bodie?s touch? and the angel?s cry
Leave? this place? go back to yours?
Our lips first? touch? outsi’de your doors?
A whole? night? what we’ve? got in store?
Whisp?er in my ear that you want some more
And I
Jizz in my pants?
This reall?y never? happe?ns you can take my word
I won’t? apolo?gize, ? that’?s just absur?d
Mainl?y your fault? from the way that you dance?
And now I
Jizz in my pants?
Don’t? tell your frien?ds or I’ll say your a slut
Plus it’s your fault?, ? you were rubbi?ng my butt
I’m very sensi?tive, ? some would? say that’?s a plus
Now I’ll go home and chang?e
(?jorma?)? I need a few thing?s from the groce?ry
Do thing?s alone? now mostl?y
Left me heart? broke?n not looki?n’ for love
Surpr?ised in my eyes when I looke?d above?
The check? out count?er and I saw a face
My heart? stood? still? so did time and space?
Never? felt that I could? feel real again?
But the look in her eyes said I need a frien?d
She turne?d to me that’?s when she said it
Looke?d me dead in the face, ? asked? “cash? or credi?t?”
And I
Jizze?d in my pants?
It’s perfe?ctly norma?l, ? nothi?ng wrong? with me
But we’re? going? to need a clean? up on aisle? 3
And now I’m posed? in an awkwa?rd stanc?e becau?se I
Jizze?d in my pants?
To be fair you were flirt?ing a lot
Plus the way you bag cans got me bothe?red and hot
Pleas?e stop actin?g like you’r?e not impre?ssed
One more thing?, ? I’m gonna? pay by check?
Last week – I saw a film
As I recal?l it was a horro?r film
Walke?d outsi’de into the rain
Check?ed my phone? and saw you rang and I
Jizze?d in my pants?
(?jorma?)?speed?ing down the stree?t when the red light?s flash?
Need to get away need to make a dash
A song comes? on that remin?ds me of you and I
Jizz in my pants?
(?andy)? the next day my alarm? goes off and I
Jizz in my pants?
Open my windo?w and a breez?e rolls? in and I
Jizz in my pants?
When bruce? willi?s was dead at the end of sixth? sense? I
Jizze?d in my pants?
I just ate a grape? and I
Jizze?d… in… ?my pants?
Jizze?d… in… ?my pants?
Ok serio?usly you guys can we… ok?…
I jizz right? in my pants? every? time you’r?e next to me
And when we’re? holdi?ng hands? it’s like havin?g sex with me
You say I’m prema?ture I just call it ecsta?sy
I wear a rubbe?r at all times? it’s a neces?sity
Cuz I
Jizz… ?in… my? pants?
(I jizz in my pants?, ? I jizz in my pants?, ? yes I jizz in my pants?, ? yes I jizz in my pants?)?
Yes I jizz… ?in… my? pants?
(I jizz in my pants? (?akiva! ?)?, ? I jizz in my pants?)?
lisa | January 22, 2009 at 4:51 pm
where did her ass go?
NY Ted | January 22, 2009 at 4:54 pm
Who the fuck is the dude dressed up in a bikini…???
Maria | January 22, 2009 at 4:59 pm
Now that is Beautiful!
Maria | January 22, 2009 at 4:59 pm
Now that is Beautiful!
Nella | January 22, 2009 at 5:04 pm
Oh my god, she is gorgeous. I absolutely love her! And #10, #10, are you really Randall? Because Ale has always been tiny, has a small bone structure, and looks wonderful.
Steve | January 22, 2009 at 5:04 pm
Why can’t American women look like that after having a child?
Erik | January 22, 2009 at 5:04 pm
I’d suck her cock. It’d be much better than having my eyes water and my stomach turn flips while I lick a fat girl’s stinking hairy thigh-rash-bracketed gunt-hidden tunahole.
OJ's Mom | January 22, 2009 at 5:11 pm
I looked at the pix, now I am hungry for beef jerky for some reason.
Jupiter Girl | January 22, 2009 at 5:11 pm
No ass at all! And her stomach looks a bit bulgy in these pics. But she’s still beautiful.
MonkeyMan777 | January 22, 2009 at 5:12 pm
*meh*
To the person that said Amy Winehouse has more of an ass than this, I think it’s becuase Amy ate this VS model’s ass. That or instead of losing her breasts when (if) she breastfed, she lost her ass instead……
With her pouchy belly now, and totally flat ass (she used to have one, albeit a super tiny one, but there used to be something there) she’s got a weird looking body shape. She’d look so much better with a little junk in the trunk.
Zascia | January 22, 2009 at 5:15 pm
American women don’t look like this BEFORE having a child. They all start getting fat around 18-19 years old, which is why they always say women like Alessandra look like 14 year olds. In the funhouse mirror that is an American woman’s eyes, anything less than 20lbs overweight is “unhealthy.” I don’t know why the Islamics are even bothering with terrorist bombings – Americans are already eating themselves to death, while wailing about the 1% of their population that has anorexia (I think they get upset at any meat entree that’s not well-marbled).
NEWSFLASH | January 22, 2009 at 5:21 pm
“She’d look so much better with a little junk in the trunk” etc. — Even with Obama in office, there’s a large majority of Americans who do not want good looking girls turned into n igger-looking girls.
Fat Chicks Suck | January 22, 2009 at 5:22 pm
Zascia: Genius post. Couldn’t have said it better myself.
aidi | January 22, 2009 at 5:33 pm
SHE HAS NO BUTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WEIRD SHAPE……!
Trizfay | January 22, 2009 at 5:39 pm
FUCKING STOP POSTING THESE. Make a separate blog or something jesus, you’ve got enough pointless ” ” in a bikini posts.
Fat Chicks Suck | January 22, 2009 at 5:45 pm
Here are some statistics:
65% of women in the US are currently overweight or obese.
0.9% of women in the US experience anorexia at some point in their life. On average, it lasts 1.7 years. That means with an average life expectancy of 79.5 years (minus 18 since we’re sticking with adults for this comparison), about 0.025% of adult women have anorexia. That means at any given time, for every anorexic woman, there are over 2500 fat chicks.
Mike | January 22, 2009 at 6:23 pm
No Toe, no Grow.
California Red | January 22, 2009 at 6:39 pm
she just had a baby too
Delgo | January 22, 2009 at 6:40 pm
Know Toe, know Grow.
Balack Obama the Muslim fo America | January 22, 2009 at 8:26 pm
That’s an amazing body.
http://www.UltrasoundShirts.com | January 22, 2009 at 8:48 pm
She looks like the hot little sister of Cindy Crawford!
MassGrrl | January 22, 2009 at 9:02 pm
Good lord. She certainly got her body back. Wow.
shsut | January 22, 2009 at 9:19 pm
I guess I’m the only one who finds her face completely fug. I really don’t get the hype around this woman.
gerard Vandenberg | January 22, 2009 at 9:39 pm
Those americans have a problem facing reality, folks!!
IN A FEW YEARS IT’S TIME FOR A BATHING SUIT.
(but they simply can’t deal with that)
amanda | January 22, 2009 at 9:49 pm
i must agree that her face is weird, but she used to have a really nice body
i guess not being able to work out while prego demolished her cute little ass completly
she looks skinnier now than before she had the baby, i remember her having more shape before
as always with her, some pics look good and some look awful – she would never have been my pick for a model